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SonicPanther
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Iron Man
I was going to give this an A-, then I realized that I seriously can't think of anything wrong with it, so...
I'll have to give it an A. Great way to start the summer blockbuster season...
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SonicPanther
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Originally posted by Books: Why didn't you give it an A+? It takes a lot to get an honest A+ out of me.
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Nixorbo
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Iron Man
A close-second for best superhero movie ever (#1 being Batman Begins). Funny, well-paced, great actions.
What's the deal with The Dude being the villain in Marvel movies? First Hulk and now this.
Anybody who left before the credits were over needs to be slapped around for missing the best scene in the entire movie.
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Nixorbo
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Or he could have pirated it
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coldangel
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One-Sentence Movie Reviews
Iron Man: Makes a shitty superhero awesome by getting a crazy coke-head to play him with drugged-up gusto! 10/10
Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness: When a stop-motion skeleton tells you it 'has a bone to pick with you', you know you're Bruce Campbell.
King Kong (Peter Jackson remake): Could have used less stuffy human drama and more of the damn giant ape, preferably fighting Godzilla.
The Host: Best Pseudo-comedic Korean mutant monster film to come out in a long time.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks, and acknowledge this fucking movie as one of the greatest fucking comedies ever made.
Bee Movie: Would have been better if they'd made it funny.
Planet Terror: Okay, it's mounted to her sexy stump, but how was she actually firing the leg-gun?
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coldangel
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Originally posted by M0le: What are you, a franchise now? There was a time when that was true... but now I am so much more...
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~FazeShift~
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Originally posted by Nixorbo: Iron Man What's the deal with The Dude being the villain in Marvel movies? First Hulk and now this. Nick Nolte wasn't The Dude... I saw it again tonight, still great, saw Captain Americas half finished shield on Starks desk this time (when Pepper catches him getting his armor taken off).
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: Nick Nolte wasn't The Dude... Jeff Bridges, Nick Nolte, whatever. I *still* haven't figured out the last 30 minutes of Hulk.
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coldangel
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I thought it was pretty straightforward.
As the only person who liked it, I'm a little peeved that Ang Lee's interpretation of the Green Goliath is being discarded in the new film.
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coldangel
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Regarding the planned Avengers movie foreshadowed in the after-credits scene of Iron Man:
I've read that Captain America and Thor are to be included. I always felt that the main 'traditional' lineup of heroes in Avengers comics was a bit B-list. I'd like to see a somewhat modified dream-team if they make an Avengers film, using more popular Marvel characters that have already found success on the big screen. Inter-studio complications be damned - I want to see Hugh Jackman's Wolverine, Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man, Downey-Jr's Iron Man, and Norton's Hulk all together in one movie.
Captain America is a lame-ass.
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DrThunder88
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: Originally posted by Nixorbo: Iron Man What's the deal with The Dude being the villain in Marvel movies? First Hulk and now this. Nick Nolte wasn't The Dude... But he was the villainous Navy guy in Under Seige.
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coldangel
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Anyone who wears their country's flag should be hoisted up a pole.
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: Anyone who wears their country's flag should be hoisted up a pole. So ... every soldier ever?
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coldangel
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Hey, I got an idea: Shut up.
I mean like, your entire outfit is the flag. Patches on your shoulder are okay I guess. It still makes you a mindless nationalistic zombie, but I can let it pass.
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DrThunder88
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Don't forget the Boy and Girl Scouts!
I'm pretty sure Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are the same guy. He just has a really good (or really bad) agent.
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coldangel
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At least, before he died, he told America to shove it. I respect that.
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