I hate that which you love: movie reviews

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Originally posted by newhook_1:

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Helena Bonham Carter is really hot in the hot, older, friend of your mother's sort of way.

I was thinking the exact same thing...   

[Reply #361 on:]

Stop inviting your friends over mom_rules, Nasty wants their sexxx!!

[Reply #362 on:]

It was probably her idea! She would only have to send half as many cards at Christmas. I give her time saving plan an A+! 

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Just Saw AsVP:R

Twas enjoyable, went in with low expectations, and i wasn't dissapointed. Lots of midnless violence and death. Cute little twist ending, whether it means A(3)VP or just a little nod to Alien it was kinda cool.

C++

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Fantastic 4: D
Bad guy didnt really seem to do that much wrong.

The Golden Compass:B+
Loved the animal/daemon thing. Only thing I wasnt keen on was the lassie in the main role. She seemed to be able to switch her accent mid sentence. And she irritated me. Rrr.

[Reply #365 on:]

I've not read the books, but my friend has, and the movie ended quite differently to the book, or rather the next movie will start with something pretty interesting* and make us rethink daniel craigs character...

EDIT: *Maybe...

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Knocked Up

I watched this over at my bother's house about a week or so ago. It gave me brain cancer. I don't why people liked this movie. Blah!

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I think its because they went to Cirque du Soleil on mushrooms. 

[Reply #368 on:]

it's an OK movie, although superbad is way funnier

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Originally posted by tyraniak:
superbad is way funnier

agreed 100 fold. No interest in knocked up, my super advanced sense of humor can not comprehend it.

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I found Knocked Up amazingly funny. SuperBad was great but Knocked Up has a bit more heart and I need an even heart to dick ratio.

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Yeah Superbad was funnier, but I liked Knocked Up too.  Like when the girl said she was pregnant and the guy said "Pregnant.....with emotion?"    And the whole black bouncer part at the club was hilarious because it was so true. 

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Both are awesome. Stop taking sides!

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Steal This Film Part II

Very interesting. A great watch for all i think

A+

[Reply #374 on:]

The Pirate Bay was advertising that movie on their front page. I thought it was just a slogan.   

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Irony was it was leaked before officially being released.

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haha, yeah, someone released dodgy handycam footage of it. Lolz.

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AVP 2

Before I saw this I thought that there is no way this can be any worse then AVP. How wrong I was.

Horrible.

D-

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Boo! What was there not to like? Kids got their chests 'sploded. Homeless people got killed, We can only assume that all those babies died horribly. And no character was safe! It was awesome.

On a side note: We're you really hoping for something profound and meaningful when you walked in to it? What did you expect?

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I expected something on the lines of the actual Alien and Predator movies. Not some teen slasher flick.

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Hey, the predator stomped plenty of aliens shit! Epic boss battle ftw too. Those electic net trip mine things were cool too.

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I kinda know what you mean, MrBlonde - it didn't have the same feel of the mother and father franchaises... in fact some parts of it reminded me more of Jurassic Park.
But I wouldn't call it a 'teen slasher flick'. 'Teen monster flick' yeah, but a good one.

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I had low expectations but the movie was lower then what I expected.

Granted I enjoyed certain moments.

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+ Kiddie chest bustin.
+ Laser nets
+ Super steroid sewer bustin arm punch
+ Bums getting face hugged
+ Showing how crap the national guard is
+ Predator Whip

and the bad

- everything else

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Plus, I so would have caved the tooly guys face in before it got melted.

[Reply #383 on:]

Yeah, but at least he died ever so painfully.

Poooooor Stoners 

I spose thie AVP was sorta folliwing in Predator 2 in terms of location. First P, Isolated in jungle, Second P in middle of City! So it's sorta upping the collatoral!

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Originally posted by chay's head:
upping the collatoral!

Is that some crack at Arnie?

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Its a pitty that the young guy didn't get the hot ass chick before the predator.

Stuck to the wall. What a waste.

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Hard Candy

I'd heard this film being strongly recommended by Mark Kermode in his Radio Five film reviews so thought I'd give it a go on DVD even though it sounded somewhat gruelling.

I'm glad that I did watch it as it was excellent. It was different from most films that I've seen in that it is basically two people in a house talking to each other with moments of action and one scene that will have male viewers crossing their legs.

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The film opens with two people flirting on line and arranging to meet up, one is a thirty something man the other is a fourteen year old girl.

Soon they are on their way to his place and it looks as if she could be in danger, but soon it is clear that he is the one who needs to worry after she spikes his drink, ties him up and starts quizzing him about the photographs he has. When she finds more incriminating pictures she gets more drastic in what she does to him.

A+

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That's funny, because I thought it was pretty ropey.  Ellen Page was an irritating little spud, and I found myself wanting her to get her come-uppance.  Sometimes I feel that Kermode gets it right, and in this instance I thought he got it wrong.

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Originally posted by DogDoo8:
 Is that some crack at Arnie?

Its a pitty that the young guy didn't get to nail that fine ass before the predator.

Stuck to the wall. What a waste.

Spoilers shit-for-brains.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
 shit-for-brains.

You could have asked nicely.

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Enough with that already. Seriously.

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I hated that Hard Candy chick. She actually made me root for the child molester. Cunt.

[Reply #392 on:]

I thought the cinematography in that movie was pretty good...

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the golden compass

it was ok a bit boring

7.3/10

I AM LEGEND

i saw it today
the ending wasnt the best but it was still a fantastic film

9/10
 

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The ending of I Am Legend was such a cop out. They should have stuck with the original novel ending which was actually thought provoking.

[Reply #395 on:]

MrBlonde's opinions usually don't make sense, and he's usually wrong.  Also, tell him I hate his avatar. 

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I really wanted to see I am Legend, then heard about the ending, and decided against it. Mr B, who wrote the novel?

[Reply #397 on:]

Richard Matheson wrote the novel. It's an amazing book.

[Reply #398 on:]

I saw a cheap direct to dvd movie with the same premise called "I am Omega."

Who makes this shit? Is it the same people behind Transmorphers ans Snakes on a Train?

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Surprisingly I was just reading about I Am Omega on Wikipedia. Jesus Christ. The director of I Am Omega was an actor in Transmorphers and the writer of I Am Omega is a Kick Boxer/EXTREME! Dodgeball player.