Who would you be?

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If you could be any character from television or film, who would you be?

[Reply #1 on:]

Mr. Floppy from Unhappily Ever After.  Love that little guy.

Just look at him, he OWNS you!!!

 

[Reply #2 on:]

Oh, sorry about that boys...

[Reply #3 on:]

I wanna be Captain Kirk. I wanna regularly bone alien chicks.

[Reply #4 on:]

I want to be Homer Simpson. And then everyone would love me however large and stupid my screw-ups are!

[Reply #5 on:]

Damn it...I thought we agreed to never show Justin Berfield pictures on this board again.

[Reply #6 on:]

Don't worry I made sure he was blurred out in both of them.

[Reply #7 on:]

Yeah but still. It's the principle of the matter. Couldn't you have covered him up with some more breasts or something?

[Reply #8 on:]

Right o'



Mmmmmmmm boobs.

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I would be James Bond.  Cools cars and gadgets, and the ability to have sex with hordes of women and not catch a single STD.

[Reply #11 on:]

  The unhappily ever after picture is an interesting alteration.
Hmm, difficult. I've always said that eddie from Ab Fab is my role model in life, but the character herself has issues. (Thus the hilarity) I'd like to live the life (shopping an career wise) of eddie with the looks and social life of either Cameron Diaz or Drew Barrymore. Or possibly Marylin Munroe.

[Reply #12 on:]

Alfonso Fonzerelie (me thinks thats how it's spelt) he is the coolest guy on the planet.

[Reply #13 on:]

Just say 'the fonz'
I think it's spelt 'Fonzarelli' but I'm not sure.

[Reply #14 on:]

I guess I forgot to do one.  I'd say either Steve McGarret from "Hawaii 5-0" or Godzilla.

[Reply #15 on:]

Garak from DS9. Or Bashir....from DS9.

[Reply #16 on:]

I agree with Nix, James Bond.

[Reply #17 on:]

Wedge Antilles,

having destroy two death stars is not enough

[Reply #18 on:]

Hmmmm, I'd be Wes Janson. I have his level of maturity. -Read the X-Wing books and you'll se what I mean.

[Reply #19 on:]

I would want to be the Quantum Leap guy. Only instead of helping people, I would be a real ass about everything. I'd have affairs, quit my job, rape family members...their whole life would be ruined within minutes.

[Reply #20 on:]

You are a very odd indervidual.

[Reply #21 on:]

Harry Potter. So I can do magic and take over the world!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


joking

[Reply #22 on:]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Hmmmm, I'd be Wes Janson. I have his level of maturity. -Read the X-Wing books and you'll se what I mean.

i only have read one: Rogue Squadron. Because is the only one translated here

[Reply #23 on:]

alright, james bond is a good possibility.
of course, the best thing would be hobbes from calvin & hobbes (although that's not a tv show). i mean, lying around sleeping if you want to, pounce on people, saying philosophical things or playing 2 man baseball: that guy, er tiger has everything you could ever want!

...except sex of course. so, james bond is the better choice, i guess.   

SpacemanSpiff - just like that

[Reply #24 on:]

^ Nah Calvin has more fun, althoug he pretends he doesnt (yes, he pretends). I have to agree with now a lot of people and say James Bond, because of the reasons everyone else said and also that I cant think of anyone due to my feeble brain.

[Reply #25 on:]

I'd be Buffy. That way i'd have Spike, only i'd treat him a hell of a lot better then she does now.

[Reply #26 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mitsui:
^ Nah Calvin has more fun, althoug he pretends he doesnt (yes, he pretends). I have to agree with now a lot of people and say James Bond, because of the reasons everyone else said and also that I cant think of anyone due to my feeble brain.

calvin may have more fun, but he has to go to school and gets less sleep. good point, huh?

SpacemanSpiff - the man with the reasons that makes you wanna scream 

[Reply #27 on:]

I also agree with the Nix. James Bond is pure gold. The Fonz is okay, but he's worth it just for the jumping the shark bit. 

[Reply #28 on:]

I'd be God.

[Reply #29 on:]

I'd be Zapp Brannigan. Think about it ....

[Reply #30 on:]

I have no money so the only person I can be is Dr. Ziodberg    .

I would like to be Agent Mulder from the X-Files... Because, the truth is out there 

[Reply #31 on:]

Fishy, I still maintain you are a very strange man/woman/thing.

I'd be Terra form Buffy, then I could get it on with Willow and when she isn't there, I could get it on alone.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.   

[Reply #32 on:]

I would want to be Rachel from Friends, but most Jennifer Aniston (in real life, offcourse...), she is married with Brad Pitt!     He is SO pretty.

[Reply #33 on:]

 

Originally posted by Torquemada:
I'd be Terra form Buffy, then I could get it on with Willow and when she isn't there, I could get it on alone.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.   

You clearly thought this though. I approve 

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[Chandler]Some times I wish I was a lesbian.....did I say that out loud?!![/Chandler]

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I'd be...Elle Woods or Anya or Alex from "Charlie's Angels".  Elle because she's cute and smart with lots of money. Anya because Nicholas Brendon is yummy.     And Alex because Lucy Liu is flawless and she's got Joey from Friends. 

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Dr Evil, MUHAHAHAHA!

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I think I want to be Angel. I'd be strong, not care about my looks, and have a bunch of friends that help kill demons. Oh, sure there's the fact that I can't go outside during the day and I can't do snu-snu. I'm more of a night person anyway, and I'm immortal, I can definately wait

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Originally posted by Chrissy:
I would want to be Rachel from Friends, but most Jennifer Aniston (in real life, offcourse...), she is married with Brad Pitt!   He is SO pretty.

Yeah, I'd be Jennifer Aniston too. But I would divorce Brad Pitt and stay in bed surrounded by mirrors. Ohhhh god....
*quivers in pure unadulterated pleasure*

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Originally posted by Torquemada:
 Yeah, I'd be Jennifer Aniston too. But I would divorce Brad Pitt and stay in bed surrounded by mirrors. Ohhhh god....
*quivers in pure unadulterated pleasure*

I know what you mean.