Films not to see before you die

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I think Butterfly affect was just farty, it stunk

[Reply #81 on:]

House Of The Dead was  crap too. Also Speed 2, Cruise Control was.... I can't describe it it's that bad.

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Butterfly Effect...was that the one with Richard Gere in..?

Or was that Mothman Prophecies :S

Not sure. Either way, the one I saw was ok, not great though.

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Butterfly Effect had Ashton Kutcher and Amy Smart and it was ok.

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i hate the star wars movies. *gasp* that's right i said it. they are terrible. the stories are weak and completely basic. in my OPINION they are meant for children and not adults. (although i wasn't a big fan as a child either)

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No problem here, I liked the original trilogy, but the newer ones are just shit, I have some good friends who both love and hate star wars

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Ahh, i see, well, twas the Mothman Prophecies then.

Not a Star Wars fan. Dunno why, probably not enough exposure and not much interest.

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The original trilogy is pretty sweet but George Lucas has milked the hell out of it.

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Of course they're for kids, the highest rating on them was 12s.
There are more big kids around than you think though.

Anyone under the age of 100 who calls themselves an adult, should get their pants set on fire.

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Originally posted by NJ_Bella:
i hate the star wars movies. *gasp* that's right i said it. they are terrible. the stories are weak and completely basic. in my OPINION they are meant for children and not adults.

Oh shit! Did you get banned yet?
Stories are weak? I don't know how you could have thought that. They are all about Jedis exploring the universe and fighting aliens. Sorta like a certain Sci-Fi cartoon I heard of...
But I personally think they are some of the best movies ever. Episode 1 and 2 were kind of weak,  but the originals can blow away just about any Science Fiction movie. And the first one was made in 1977!

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I have a new one to add to the list, the movie Stuck On You.

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Wrong thread. You want the "Awesome movies you should buy right now" thread. You want it, or I want to slap you. Hard.

Pick one.

i sooo agree i love those movis especially pearl harbor*best film ever and i love johnny depp*

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Yeah, Johhny Depp was great in Pearl Harbour.

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Raising Cain. I hope you never even heard of it. It's about a serial killer with multiple personality disorder.

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sounds like the movie Identity, which I didn't like

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homerjaysimpson, I agree. It was on TV not too long ago, it was crap. Terrible ending.:P

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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Pikka, Pikka! You've shown exemplurary taste so far! Don't ruin it now!

This is old news (which kinda makes it... [blank]s, right?), so I'll just remind you that it was about Dude, Where's My Car.

But yeah, I love that movie. I'd almost say I lurve it with a passion. Not because it's any kind of good, because it's clearly a really bad piece of cinema. But it's just so immensely stupid in a way I can't help adore. And of course, Zelmina is the hottest girl to walk the planet. Too bad she turns out to be such a slut.

Yeah, I do like me some of them stoner movies. And certain teen comedy crapola fests, even. Not all, though. Road Trip scored big because it also had Mary-Lynn Rajskub in it, and that makes anything worthwhile. Even the latest endlessly obnoxious seasons of 24.

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'Dreamcatcher', the Stephen King adaptation with Morgan Freeman in it.

See it so that you can fully understand why it is you should never see it.

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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Yeah, Johhny Depp was great in Pearl Harbour.

Yeah, he does a great Ben Affleck impersonation.

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Flushed Away, worst Aardman film ever! They did really crapy in the CGI department also in the
plot department.

The mouth they had on the animals looked too funky with the CGI.

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I havent seen that yet...its not out here....:S


I dont think.

Well, I havent seen it advertised...

*thinks*

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A lot of people said it was pretty good.

w00t! 101 posts!

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Ive seen Jackass 2, thats a great film!

But thats off topic, so never mind...

Mr n Mrs Smith. That was sucky.

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Yeah,my cousin suckered me in to seeing that.

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*shudders*

The last Matrix was crappy as well. Not a patch on thr first one.

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What about Showgirls? That movie sucked more then getting mugged by Richard Simmons.

[Reply #106 on:]

Showgirls sucked more than getting mugged by Richard Simmons. Sorry delete this post.

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Never seen that, but it sounds crap. Just like 'Bring it on'. I think I'd rather eat one of my own eyeballs than see that.

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Cool As Ice was like watching a Vanilla Ice concert yes it was that bad.

w00t! New Avatar!

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Nooooo , bring back hypno toad!

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Wow I didn't know people payed attention to me. Yokey-Dokey then I will change.

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i've never talked to you but wow like the froggy woggy

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Thank you slaves of the Hypno-Toad but back on-topic another movie that sucks is 2001: A Space Travesty. (plus it's a crappy parody of my favorite sci-fi movie)

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have you watched the village i don't know what year but omfg what is so scary about a village and a forest in the middle of no where. heaven to me .

[Reply #114 on:]

I feel mean for making you change back to toad. You didn't have to ya know

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The village is without a doubt the worst movie that I have ever seen.

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Originally posted by BeanBeanBean!:
I feel mean for making you change back to toad. You didn't have to ya know 

I don't really care because Hypno-Toad deserves to be an avatar for someone.

But back on topic The Village was pretty bad.

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Can't say i've ever seen it.

Anything with Lindsay Lohan in is a wank film. I mean c'mon let's be honest , her films are dire.

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Lindsay Lohan's not in The Village.

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No movie is as bad as Dreamcatcher. I promise you.