Let's Make Simpsons Season 14!!!

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How this works:
Create an episode title and a plot summary of a Simpsons episode that hasn't appeared yet either one made up or based on cliches ( exe: "The Simpsons are going to-" )
You can make the crappiest episodes or the best.

I'll start:
Episode 1, Season 14:
"Space Family Simpson"

Summary:After winning second place in a pickle spitting contest Homer wins the family tickets to space camp. On the day of departure Maggie gets the chicken pox (Homer says: "mmm...Chicken.", audience laughs) and The Flanders promise to watch after her while the family is gone.  Hijinks ensue when the busdriver (played by LL Cool J) gets lost but finally they make it to the camp. Meanwhile, Maggie and the Flanders go through a series of gags while the family does likewise at camp. In the end it is revealed the space camp is a training ground for the Cable TV companys to train cable satellite repair men. After narrowly escaping the family returns home to Maggie. After settling in to watch TV they find their TV has been stolen by the Cable company (aka Space Camp) Homer sees it as a fate worse then death (audience laughs).
THE END

[#1 :]

Spoiled. We already know of some season 14 episodes coming up.

[#2 :]

Here's another poor episode:

Episode 2, Season 14:
"Vacation, Vacation"

After seeing an advert on TV advertising a competition in which contestants must play the YES/NO game, Homer decides to have a go and rings the number. Coinsidently it seems that nearl all of the Springfield residants had the same plan, Homers topic was food, he was asked questions such as "Do you like Pork Chops?" Homer failed not to say yes meaning he lost. Barney won, the prize was a trip to London. Homer envied Barney and used The Simpsons life savings (again) to go to London aswell. Homer and family end up following Barney around London only to find that he is secretly going to pubs and drinking beer again even though he swore not to. Blah Blah Blah...

[#3 :]

Oooh! I got one!

Episode DABF22: Treehouse of Horror XIII

Night of the Living Bread:
Extremly old meat rots in the fridge and starts to mutate and begins to show up everywhere. Soon, it mutates the rest of the food and Bart, Lisa and Maggie become zombies. So Homer and Marge are left to fight the mutated food.

Warthog Day:
Homer wakes up day after day after day to find out that the worst day of his life, Warthog day keeps repeating, so he tries to change it.

Scram!:
Murders go on in Springfield and Bart and Lisa try to crack the case and it turns out the killer is... Pimply Faced Teen!

[#4 :]

Episode3,Season14

"Homer Acts"

Homer acts like a 5 year with parts of old Simpson episodes. Staring a bunch of guest stars.

[#5 :]

I wanna make some more. Hmmm...

DABF23: The Homer Show
Homer is tired of new washed up reality shows and argues with Channel 6 TV, giving him his own show. But an angry TV executive finds his show utterly pointless and wants to cancel it.

EABF01: Lisa the Author
After winning an essy contest, J.K. Rowling (voiced by herself) comes across it and suggests writing books to Lisa. She decides to make a series about a princess and an evil devil who wants to stop her. The devil is modeled after Bart and when he finds out, he tries to stop her career for good.

EABF02: To Heir I$ Homer
Homer finds out that Duff is being forced to make Non-Alchoholic beer by angry concerened mothers. So Homer starts a revolt and succeeds. [this is only the first act] For his efforts, Duff makes Homer its new chairman.

EABF03: Lunchlady Marge
When Lunchlady Doris wins a trip to L.A., Marge fills in for her. [P.S.: Since Doris Grau has passed on, this will be the last appearence of Doris and will be voiced by Pamela Hayden.]

EABF04: Hoop Schemes
Trying to impress a new girl, Bart signs up for the school basketball team. Meanwhile, Homer accepts Marge's challenge to give up TV for a week.

EABF05: A Burns' Carol
The Simpsons version of 'A Christmas Carol.'

EABF06: Smarter than the Average Lisa
Homer is tricked into adopting a boy named Adam who is a lot smarter than Lisa. Haley Joel Osmond voices Adam. (I hate him, but it was the only guy I could think of)

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Episode ???, Season 14
"Another Clip Show of Season 13"
After crashing his car into a school bus Homer is forced to see Judge Trudy (voiced by Andy Garcia) who asks Homer all the things he did last year. Clips of Season 13 follow. Homer is found innocent.

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Our little wicca

Lisa turns Wicca after the Buddhist temple in Springfield sells outto corporate sponsorship.

[#8 :]

Episode HJH3789
"A friend in need is a friend in BURRRRP!"

After having gone back to drinking Barney accidently burns down his house (he blames Harvey the rabbit) Homer decides to let the lovable drunk crash with them for a while. Living with his best friend Homer has a great time, but hijinks ensue when Barney drinks all the alcohol in the house. Now Homer must choose between beer and friendship. Meanwhile Bart turns his treehouse into a arcade.

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EAB21: A Time to Gil

...Hey, where are you goin'? Don't leave! Don't walk out on ol' Gil! Please, I'm beggin' ya! Everyone else gets episodes! Doesn't Gil get an episode?

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"Oscar the Couch"

The Simpsons win a contest to attend the Oscars, and hobnob with popular Hollywood stars.

"Bohemian Crapsody"

Queen guest-stars as the only people who can stop Mr Burns' latest scheme: forcing the town to listen only to boy band music, 24-7.

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"Our Writers are Harvard Graduates!"

Homer falls for a wacky scheme.  Then in a shocking turn, this plot is abandoned in favor of 20 minutes of the family walking through the mall past various signs and other "freeze frame gags."  Some of the gags took all day to come up with, which is the writers' excuse for the lackluster plot

[#12 :]

"Simpsons Live Action Show!"

Freddie Prince Jr stars as Homer, SMG is Marge, Justin Timerlake is Bart and Britney Spears is Lisa.  Sit back and watch the sparks fly. Maggie appears in CGI

[#13 :]

A little cynical, aren't we, VF?

(Actually, you used my idea).

[#14 :]

Episode 20,
"Attack of the Guest Stars"

Hundreds of guest stars happen to visit Springfield at the same time, they wanted to get away from the paparatzi and knew that Springfield is a pretty sheltered place.

(The writers have run out of ideas and are forced to use guest stars to boost the ratings)

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"The simpsons"

The simpsons do nothing for a half hour.

[#16 :]

"The Sampsons"
A family similar to the Simpsons from Shelbyville star in their own episode. Hijinks and cousin marrying ensue.

[#17 :]

The final Season 14 list!

DABF21: Space Family Simpson
DABF22: Treehouse of Horror XIII
DABF23: The Homer Show
EABF01: Lisa the Author
EABF02: To Heir i$ Homer
EABF03: Lunchlady Marge
EABF04: Hoop Schemes
EABF05: A Burns' Carol
EABF06: Smarter than the Average Lisa
EABF07: Our Little Wicca
EABF08: A Friend in Need is a Friend in BURRRP!!
EABF09: A Time to Gil
EABF10: Another Clip Show of Season 13
EABF11: Oscar the Couch
EABF12: Bohemian Crapsody
EABF13: Our Writers are Hardvard Graduates!
EABF14: Simpsons Live Action Show!
EABF15: Attack of the Guest Stars
EABF16: The Simpsons
EABF17: The Sampsons
EABF18: Vacation, Vacation
EABF19: Homer Acts

Sounds good to me!

[#18 :]

I like how the first half is pretty good and the second half sucks, lol

Now on to Season 15:
Episode 1: "Who Stabbed Mayor Quimby?"
After the Mayor cuts off all Duff beer shipments he is stabbed in his office. The suspects are Homer, Moe, Barney, Lenny and Gil. It is revealed that the Math Magician did it.

[#19 :]

 

Originally posted by Shadowstar:
EABF04: Hoop Schemes
Trying to impress a new girl, Bart signs up for the school basketball team. Meanwhile, Homer accepts Marge's challenge to give up TV for a week.

Wasn't that a fanfic from Simpsons Fanworks Central? Oh well...

All right! Season 15!

Episode 2: "The Whizz"
Homer and Marge fail to notice Bart's been cutting school in order to spend some dough at the arcades. Then Bart participates in a nationwide videogame tournament, leaving him open to many new grudges, including Milhouse.

[#20 :]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Our little wicca

Lisa turns Wicca after the Buddhist temple in Springfield sells outto corporate sponsorship.

This just in, Lisa is stripped of her title "overacheiver" since her smarts are making her act too subjective on everything. Her new title is "PC princess."

[#21 :]

Just Hindu It

After Lisa is cast out of her coven for being to PC, she turns to Hinduism.

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FAB04: Much Apu About Nothing

After the Kwik-E-Mart goes bankrupt, Apu gets a job as a computer technician at the power plant, but he's driven crazy by the laziness of his fellow workers.

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"Homer gets Injured"

Homer gets hurt and goes through a series of funny hospital gags. Meanwhile Marge buys a pair of shoes. In the end Homer was faking it and when leaving gets hit by a bus.

[#24 :]

"Homer Does More Drugs"

Homer snorts coke because he fell down on a fish tank. 

[#25 :]

"An Episode NOT cenetering Around Homer"

In a revolutionary idea Homer does NOT play a central role in an episode. Hundreds of underused characters appear and the episode wins many awards. The rest of the season centers on Homer though.

[#26 :]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
FAB04: Much Apu About Nothing

After the Kwik-E-Mart goes bankrupt, Apu gets a job as a computer technician at the power plant, but he's driven crazy by the laziness of his fellow workers.

Comic Book Guy: (Points to Grimey's grave) Hey, I'm watching you!

[#27 :]

 

Originally posted by Just Chris:
 Comic Book Guy: (Points to Grimey's grave) Hey, I'm watching you!

Homer: Does anybody care what this guy thinks?
All: NO!!

[#28 :]

Just another for the hell of it:
"Frink is the Link"
This episode focuses on Professor Frink who is tired of all his useless inventions, he wants to invent something good that everyone will want and he succeeds. All of Springfield want to buy it and Frink becomes rich, the one problem is that there is a design floor which Frink forgot about which causes the devices to malfunction after about a week.   

[#29 :]

EABF20: Who Stabbed Mayor Quimby?
EABF21: The Whizz
EABF22: Just Hindu It
FABF01: Must Apu about Something
FABF02: Homer gets Injured
FABF03: Homer Does More Drugs
FABF04: An Episode NOT Centering around Homer!
FABF05: Frink is the Link

PS: I had to change FABF01's name because there's already a season 7 episode of the same name.

[#30 :]

"Another Simpsons Christmas"
After running over a Marcy's shopping mall Santa, the old man who plays santa lives with the Simpsons. Over time Marge and Lisa begin to believe that it is the real Santa! But soon they find out that he hit his head and was crazy the whole time. Andre Lagassi guest stars.

[#31 :]

I haven't been keeping track of The Simpsons lately, and I'm not sure of Season 14 has finished yet?    But anyway, it's still carrying on, so for Season 15...

The Osbournes all guest star and move in next door to The Simpsons. But The Osbournes make The Simpsons look like a normal family in comparison to them, so The Simpsons try their hardest to get their disfunctional family reputation back and almost end up killing themselves, and the entire neighbourhood in the process. This causes The Osbournes to leave by the end of the episode, and everything goes back to normal again   

[#32 :]

The Simpsons should have died a death a few seasons back, then Futurama should have taken over the mantle, but NOOOOOO!  fox had to see different.

*Shotgun, Glass Of Southern Comfort and some bullets, please*

[#33 :]

"Homer the Burns"

Mr. Burns suffers a near-fatal heart attack and has to stay in the hospital for a while.  Meanwhile, through a bizarre twist of fate, Homer becomes temporarily the manager of the nuclear power plant.  Then, through Homer's ineptness, the plant explodes.  Then everyone in Springfield and the surrounding area dies.  The End.

[#34 :]

Madman Moe

After a customer sues Moe's Tavern after Moe lets him drive home drunk and he wrecks into a tree. Moe loses his liquor license and the tavern is shut down. Lenny opens up his own bar and it becomes the town's hottest nightspot. Moe ,bankrupt and depressed, stays with Barney a few days. He begins drinking non-stop and becomes a lot like the old Barney except deranged. When he is kicked out of Lenny's bar for trying to start a fight while drunk he races home and finds a gun. He goes back to the bar and shoots up (insert names of your least favorite characters) and is about to kill Lenny when the police barge in. They shoot him in the arm but he escapes. He runs out into the street and is hit by a drunk driver (the same guy who sued him). He awakes and finds out the whole thing was a dream and that he had fallen asleep in the backroom of the tavern. He hurries to the front room and sees the future drunk driver about to leave. He tries to stope him but the guy takes off anyway. He wrecks into the tree except this time, he dies.

WORST EPISODE EVER!!!

[#35 :]

"Homer ED"

Homer is the teacher of Bart's class and Marge goes crazy....again.

[#36 :]

Sein-son

After their house is wrecked by a [insert natural disaster here], the family have to move into an apartment building, where a crazy guy lives across the hallway and Homer gets a new short, fat, bald friend (voiced by Jason Alexander).  He also has a short, fat nemesis down the hallway.

Hilarity ensues, and they may or may not try to give up masturbation.

Edit: Guest stars are fun!

[#37 :]

 

Originally posted by Evil Fox Exec:
"Homer the Burns"

Mr. Burns suffers a near-fatal heart attack and has to stay in the hospital for a while.  Meanwhile, through a bizarre twist of fate, Homer becomes temporarily the manager of the nuclear power plant.  Then, through Homer's ineptness, the plant explodes.  Then everyone in Springfield and the surrounding area dies.  The End.

[CBG]Excuse me, I believe Homer has already been put in charge of the power plant, with hiLARious consequences...[/CBG]

[#38 :]

The Dippy-Dap Yellow Trash.

Bart, Decides he wants to a Rapper and befriends the Spirit of a dead Rapper to learn the ways of rapping.

Also, Homer goes to Jail again. Guest Stars John Travolta as the Warden.

[#39 :]

The Bend is the Beginning is the End

Bart clogs up all of Evergreen Terrace's sewage system with sticky taffy after attempting to make an underground (literally) super-sweet candy market. After he sees how much it will cost him to foot the bill for the repair, Homer becomes a plumber himself and hijinks ensue. Etc. Blah.