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I finally got around to see Mysterious Skin. ...  I can't write reviews without sounding like Megan Spencer's shoe-horn, so I'll just say this; CONFRONTING. Argh! I thought I was numb from all emotions in films, but this hit a curve ball, and slammed right into my groin. Recommended, though. B+
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psycho amy

Poppler

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this movie is a little old but has anyone seen shaolin soccer? its from the same guy who did /made kung fu hustle
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canned eggs

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: Tony Jaa.
He's ugly apparently, my Thai chick said so.
I have to finish watching Tom Yum Goong, it's got elephants and more random-Thai-dude pwnage. You know, I have Tom Yum Goong on DVD, but I've neglected to review it. The plot is immensely retarded. I think. I've seen the movie a couple times, and I don't really know what the plot is. All I know is, don't ever kidnap Tony Jaa's elephants. You'll regret it. Every time there's a scene with actual dialogue that looks like it's about to advance the plot, or explain what the hell evil gangsters in Australia want with two elephants, Tony Jaa just shows up, interrupts the proceedings by shouting "Where are my elephants?" and then kicks everyone who ever appears on camera. The action is not quite as ubiquitous or frenetic as in Ong Bak; this one plays like an attempted movie rather than a stuntman's promo reel, but you'll know you're in good hands from the first quarter-second of the first fight in the film, when Tony Jaa flies onscreen at a hundred miles an hour from some impossible distance and knees a guy across the room. There is also a fight that is filmed in one steadicam shot over about ten minutes, where Tony Jaa fights his way up about eight floors of the gangsters' hideout to the restaurant at the top to confront Vietnamese Johnny. No cuts, about a hundred dudes involved, and a guy gets thrown off a fourth floor balcony. The scene alone is worth watching the movie for.
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audioslave38

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I saw Running Scared last week and I was pleasantly surprised. Paul Walker is a member of some mob and has to recover a gun that was used to kill cops after his neighbor's son takes it. It's hard to explain but it is not just a standard action movie and was very good. 8/10 I also saw The Hills Have Eyes and again I was not disappointed. Compared to most of the horror movies and remakes that are getting pumped out faster than you can say "STOP!", this movie deserves its own award. It's a horror/suspense movie that doesn't rely on cheap scares and doesn't hold back on plenty of violence and gore.  If you have a weak stomach I wouldn't recommend it due to a couple of very intense and somewhat disturbing scenes, but it is well worth it for any fan of good suspense. 8/10
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TriggerHappyJim

Professor

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I finally saw "A Space Odyssey 2001".
I need to sit down and blink VERY hard.
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LAN.gnome

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V for Vendetta
Having not read the graphic novel it's based on, my only real expectations were set by the advertising, so the movie turned out to be a little different than I tought it might -- in a good way. It's a great deal more thoughtful than I'd figured it to be, although with Alan Moore writing the source material that's not a complete surprise.
Given the 1984-esque dystopian setting, some of the ideas the film contemplates are handled pretty heavy-handedly, but I think that's appropriate in a film about an omnipresent oppresive government. I think my favorite thing about the plot is how relevant it seems, even though it was written in the early 80's (though not having read it, I don't know how much it may or may not be altered to parallel the here and now).
Lots of energetic imagery in the movie -- I don't want to ruin things much for anyone, so I'll just stick to the action scenes. The one big knife fight scene they show clips of in the previews is, I think, very well done -- better realized than pretty much anything from the second two Matrix movies (and though I know the Wachowskis were primarily screenwriters this time around, they were producers too, so who knows how much influence they had on the action bits). Excellent use of slow motion and slight SFX to let us see V's complete self-control and finesse.
So basically, Hugo Weaving does a great job considering he wears a mask the whole film, Natalie Portman is solid, and the supporting cast all flesh out the world of a totalitarian Britain well (I especially liked the Prothero character -- the "voice of London" -- in his TV bits. Chillingly partisan and FOX News-esque).
Anyway, I give it a B+.
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CrapBag

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Originally posted by Gocad: Steve Carrell as retarded weatherman was great.
as if steve carrell as anything else isn't great? Batman Beginswell I (being a HUGE batman fan) am gonna say that this is probalby the second worst batman yet if you have seen the first or second, you know what a great job micheal Keaten does as bruce wayne. im not saying christian bale isnt a good actor, but the whole concept of it is gay a batman prequel? no. i dont like that but was not as bad as the 4th one so i give it a D+
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Nixorbo

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DOOP Secretary

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You're banned.
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Gocad

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« Reply #142 on: 03-28-2006 12:39 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2006 12:39 »
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V for VendettaGood one, Weaving rocks, especially when you consider that he was basically a last minute replacement. But what's the hype about Natalie Portman? All she does is getting her hair shaven... Anyway A-Inside ManAlso very good, good lead (Denzel Washington & Clive Owen) and supporting actors (Jodie Foster and Willem Dafoe), worth every minute. Btw, there really is an inside man in this story, but you won't be able to figure it out who it is until the end. Btw, no, it's not Jodie Foster. After all, she's clearly not a man, but a "magnificent c***".  I'm feeling generous and give this one an A
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CrapBag

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Originally posted by newhook_1: It's not a prequel. It's a reset button; It's not a part of the old movie series. Think of how Marvel created the Ultimate universe. The Ultimate comics featured the same characters and general storyline, but were set in a different universe. That's sort of what they're doing with Batman Begins. so your saying that they took everything we thought we knew about batman, and replacing it with a gay storyline? if its a restart button, as you claim, then why does the joker come into the story at the end? retart button? more like a fuck-up
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~FazeShift~

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Originally posted by Venus: Ice Age 2
I got to go to a press screening. It kicked ass. Just as awesome as the first one and some of the animation was so impressive i almost achieved orgasm. Hott...  I mean eh, yeah, it was great, and although the one I watched wasn't cinema quality (cough), it looked pretty good too. Best line was Sids: "I just did something involuntary..."  And the ending was great too.
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~FazeShift~

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Originally posted by audioslave38: I saw Lucky Number Slevin. It was very good and I would highly recommend it. Josh Hartnett stars in a case of mistaken identity that lands him in the middle of a gang war between Morgan Freeman and Ben Kingsley. It's a smart movie where you have to pay close attention, but the acting is very good (especially from Hartnett and Kingsley) and the plot keeps you interested. Bruce Willis and Lucy Liu also star. I can't quite get myself to give it a 10/10, so... 9.5/10 Agreed. Reminds me of Guy Ritchies good films, Leon and Payback. And it has a little bit of Usual Suspects mixed in for good measure.  It's pretty obvious who Slevin is though, that's why Bruce Willis was telling the story to the guy at the start, duh!
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