Taisetsuna mono: Protect My Balls! (New South Park Thread)

[Reply #40 on:]

Tweek vs Craig is the worst episode of all time. Period. With The Passion of the Jew coming in at a close second.

Anyone who likes these episodes deserves to die being stung slowly by aroused killer bees while an obese black man pounds them up the ass while singing country tunes off-key.

[Reply #41 on:]

Just saw The Death Of Eric Cartman. 9/10

[Reply #42 on:]

 

Originally posted by Wooter:
Just saw The Death Of Eric Cartman. 9/10

Gotta agree with ya Wooter. This episode was a definite improvement over last weeks.

I found the big machine ramming Butters in the ass hilarious, and the doctor was talking to his parents about bad experiences. 

9/10

[Reply #43 on:]

He was just suspended there, getting tossed around... There was no explanation! It just... happened. Loved the references to past episodes (Scott Tennorman Must Die, etc.) Great episode. I love seeing horrible things happen to Butters.

[Reply #44 on:]

I too loved the little plays back to previous episodes, and I was rolling on the floor laughing when Butters and Cartman were compiling the list of bad things he did.

[Reply #45 on:]

Downloading at the moment, I'll watch it when I get back.

[Reply #46 on:]

"There was the time that I crapped in the principal's purse- seven times."

That tiny bit of exorcist seems to have been the tip of the iceberg, but it looks like the rest was cut out. Still, great episode.

Rating: A

[Reply #47 on:]

Just watched it.

Very very good, one of the best yet. Steve showed his asshole side which we've recently forgotten, poor Butters I'm going to hell finding the expression on his face during the tests hilarious.

[Reply #48 on:]

Here's my ratings for the new season's episodes so far:

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****a    10/10
Die, Hippie, Die!  8/10
Wing 10/10 (Scarface parody was hilarious!)
Best Friends Forever 9/10
The Losing Edge 6/10 (In this one we learn Kyle 1's last name is Schwartz.)
The Death of Eric Cartman 7/10

It's been great so far.  Some episodes awesome, some so-so!  I hope to see Towelie and Mr. Slave make a comeback, soon! 

[Reply #49 on:]

Matt Stone said in a Q&A session on southparkstudios, that Mr. Slave will be back, because he's too funny.

[Reply #50 on:]

The Death of Eric Cartman 9/10

Show spoiler

I liked how cartman saved the day and how at the beggining how cartman ate the chicken skins and made stan making the joke how the skin is the best part and how butters was getting raped by the machine it was funny but i felt bad for butters.PS sorry if it is confusing.

[Reply #51 on:]

I still can't believe that they got away with Cartman's mom "crying."

[Reply #52 on:]

Ha yeah that was pretty bad i can't believe they got away with that to.

[Reply #53 on:]

I actually thought "Death of Eric Cartman" was pretty lame. Hardly any decent jokes. The only time I laughed was butters getting tested.

[Reply #54 on:]

Not even Steve being an asshole of a parent cracked a smile?

Also, Super AIDS.

Also, first time I've seen the boys without their coats. I thought it was Summer or something when I first saw it.

[Reply #55 on:]

"Remember, there's nothing to fear, except for Super AIDS." 

[Reply #56 on:]

"One spoonful in the ass of Super AIDS can kill."

[Reply #57 on:]

[Drunken Slur]"Arrested for what? Spreading Super Aids? Oh, I'm sorry! I thought this was America!"[/DS]

[Reply #58 on:]

Damn fine episode.

[Reply #59 on:]

One of the best moments was in the beginning when the three sit down after Cartman eats the skin and after a long silence, Kenny starts to cry.

Fucking hilarious.

[Reply #60 on:]

I wonder, anyone else think this season might end up being the best yet?  Its been great week-in and week-out.  They might finally be topping season six at this point.

[Reply #61 on:]

I don't think it's been quite as consistent as Season 6 - but it's definitely better than Season 8 so far, and perhaps on par with Season 7 (although I generally regard Season 7's second half as being better than the first, mainly because it contains 3 of my favourite episdodes - South Park is Gay, Christian Rock Hard, and of course, Raisins).

Still, we're not even half-way through the season yet, so there's always time to better themselves. Season 6's best episodes were towards the end too. 

[Reply #62 on:]

When my drummer got back from a week of partying in NYC, he told us he had super AIDS.  South Park is ripping him off.

[Reply #63 on:]

Just saw The Death of Eric Cartman. Great episode - lots of callbacks to previous episodes, and some hilarious moments. Really enjoyable viewing, and I'm hoping this episode will end the fued between Cartman & Kyle. That's really getting old now... Still, this is the best episode yet of the season. 

9/10

And M0le, more proof that Matt & Trey are stalking you! Remember when we were talking on AIM and you mentioned there haven't been that many musical numbers lately? There's one in this episode...

[Reply #64 on:]

Here my review on the 4 episodes I saw:

AWESOM-O:
This was a very funny episode. I like it when Cartman have to stay pretend to be a robot so that Butters won’t tell Cartman secret. It was great to see his secret in the end where he dress like Britney Spears and sing. I was laughing so hard.

You Got F*cked in the Ass:
I like this episode. “You got served” I like the bit where Stan meets different characters like the Goths. That girl in a ponytail in the gang looks like me and awww poor Butters again

Goobakcs:
“THEY TOOK OUR JOBS” made me laugh so hard very time they said that and that big massive gay protest orgy was awful. Just awful.

The Jeffersons:
This episode was really good and very good pisses take on Michael Jackson. I got so hpyed up when I saw Kenny without his hood. Blanket was adorable and the almost Cartman and Mr Jefferson made me laugh.

[Reply #65 on:]

New episode info:

 

From South Park Studios:
Episode 907 Press Release:
Jimmy gets a Boner
Jimmy has to figure out a way to pull himself together before the big talent show in an all-new episode of "South Park" entitled "Erection Day," premiering Wednesday, April 20 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.



All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can't wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

... Errr, riiiight.

[Reply #66 on:]

*coughs*

Uhhh, well...that's ummm....yeah.

[Reply #67 on:]

Yaaaaaaa a ep about Jimmy it sounds good.

[Reply #68 on:]

No it doesn't. It sounds like a Season 5 episode, in the sense that it'll rely more on shock value than anything else. Not a good thing at all...

Still, I won't judge it before I see it, but I'm definitely not looking forward to it as much as I was looking forward to, say, 906.

[Reply #69 on:]

Well, another spooky prediction of things to come, but the episode itself seems pretty gay.

And:

[Reply #70 on:]

*Looks at the preview of the next episode*
Meh...
*Looks down*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhghh! the noooose!

[Reply #71 on:]

Hahaha that episode sounds bloody crazy. Which will mean that it'll either be brilliant or awful. Time will tell.

[Reply #72 on:]

If one more person posts a picture of Barbara Striesand in this thread, I will rip their balls out through their throat. I don't even care if it's M0le or Newhook, next person to do that DIES.

[Reply #73 on:]

Aaaw, but look, she likes you!

[Reply #74 on:]

What happened to there only being 6 episodes this season?

[Reply #75 on:]

Ha ha ha. Butters gives Jimmy "the talk",(check out the preview clip). Come on, that's hilarious. Innocent little Butters explaing sex to Jimmy. Even if Butters doesn't get it right, that's still classic. I think this episode has a chance of being pretty good if you can get over the horrible cotinuity errors.

[Reply #76 on:]

 

Originally posted by starone:
What happened to there only being 6 episodes this season?

What the hell are you talking about? There was never set to be 6 episodes this season. It was 16 - the first 8 were set to air now, but it's been cut down to 7.

Don't know where you got 6 from...

[Reply #77 on:]

If it makes me laugh out loud for an extended period of time, I consider it a good episode.  Tonights showing definitely qualified.  Jimmy carrying that fat hooker to that background music had me cracking up.  I'm going to have to catch this one again on Saturday to catch the few parts in the beginning that I missed (everyone calls me at 10:00!).

[Reply #78 on:]

Some notes on the episode.

-Loved the Mr. Macky is gay thing. That was like something me and my friends would do in school.

-Butters explaining sex to Jimmy was good stuff.

-Barbrady's voice was way different.

-Crappy talent show acts were good. Especially the goth kids' band.

-Jimmy getting "His ho" back was great, especially when he was carrying Nutgobbler away.

-The parody of crappy stand up was good as usual.

I liked this episode. Not as good as "The Death of Eric Cartman", but Jimmy really delivered this time in my opinion, thoughI just really like the character anyway(come on, a handicapped standup comedien kid fighting, a pimp for a hooker so he can get rid of his boner is gold). It's refreshing to step back from the usual four(well, three really) boys and have episodes about Jimmy and Butters two or three times a season. 8.5/10

[Reply #79 on:]

I find a site where I can download the new season 9 episodes. You will get to read my review after i watched them.