Are Mom's sons incestuous masochists?

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We've all seen Walt slapping Larry and Ignar.  Masochism and incest is the only possible expalnation for their behaviour.

[#1 :]

You make a good point, Fred.
Notice the slope of their foreheads. That says it all.
 

[#2 :]

I agree, plus mom's hair is in the shape of a heart. Heart can be used as a symbol for love. She's often around her sons. Also, the hair's sort of like a butt, so it has sexual symbolism too.
Sexual love hair and sons?!
There some family lovin' going on at the Mom Corporation!

[#3 :]

It's obvious really.

[#4 :]

 

Originally posted by OC_James:
I agree, plus mom's hair is in the shape of a heart.

It always looked more like a giant ass to me.

[#5 :]

... but would Ignor ever do anything remotely kinky? Maybe it's just Larry, Walt, and Mom. After all, I'm not terribly sure Ignor even knows what sex is hahahaha   

[#6 :]

"The man is going to touch mommy... eeeegwwwwwwgghhh(or something)"

Haha, incest is really the only possible explination for anything relating to Momcorp.

[#7 :]

If you had a mother like that.. And brothers like that.. would you be any different?
I just want to take Ignar home and take care of him. He's like Zoidberg in that respect. So much.. pity..

[#8 :]

"If you see mommy tell her I killed you!"
-Ignar in Futurama The Game

Doesn't Walt say that he wants to marry a woman just like Mom at some point?

*Edit* Oh, and isn't mentioned somewhere that one Farnsworth is one of the son's father? I know it's not brought up on the show, but they mention it in the commentaries.

[#9 :]

Walt: Some day I want to marry a girl like her. (Walt and Ignar smile with him)
That's from 'Mother's Day'.

 

[#10 :]

EWE EWE EWE good point guys.  Farnsworth would have to be the Vincent Price-voiced one's father.  EWWWWWW.

[#11 :]

It all seems so obvious now that you pointed it out Fred... it is just a pity there won't be another series so this theory won't get mentioned on the DVD commentary when they talk about what the people on the net said about the show 

[#12 :]

something about rampant drug usage and wild orgies...

[#13 :]

 

Originally posted by newhook_1:
 Oh, and isn't mentioned somewhere that one Farnsworth is one of the son's father? I know it's not brought up on the show, but they mention it in the commentaries.

I don't think they ever mention it in the commentary, but David X. Cohen did bring it up in an interview he did with a web site (wanna say its "No such thing as too much Amy Wong" ).
IGNER is the illigitimate son of Professor Farthsworth, as says DXC. Makes sense...he's the one the most grossed out by Mom and the Professor together.
"the man is going to touch mommy? euuuwww!!"

[#14 :]

 

Originally posted by M0le:
Walt: Some day I want to marry a girl like her. (Walt and Ignar smile with him)

That always did strike me as a tad ... strange.

[#15 :]

One word....... Oedipus.

[#16 :]

Ignar is the youngest son, though. It'd be impossible for Farnsworth to be his daddy. He'd have to be the father of Walt at least. There is a litle bit of a similarity I suppose... So, who do you think the fathers of Larry and Ignar are..?

[#17 :]

Well if they're having incest as you say, then Walt would be the father of the other two

[#18 :]

I think I speak for us all when I say 'Eew x 10³'

[#19 :]

(Lrrr_2004 throws up)

[#20 :]

Yeah. Euuuuuuu. And it doesn't explain their hair color. [At the very least.]

[#21 :]

doing little dance

[#22 :]

And Walt would have to be at least 15 years older than Larry and Igner for that to be true.  That doesn't seem likely.  But it would explain Igner's mental deficiencies...

[#23 :]

There is that line like...
"the last time aliens came, they took the most intelligent of us and forced us to mate continously" (WAT)

Perhaps one of the sons came from that, one from ??, and Igner from Farnsworth (cuz DXC said so)

[#24 :]

 

Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Ignar is the youngest son, though. It'd be impossible for Farnsworth to be his daddy. He'd have to be the father of Walt at least. There is a litle bit of a similarity I suppose... So, who do you think the fathers of Larry and Ignar are..?

No it wouldn't be impossible. When Mom and Fansworth got together Mom was already pretty old so by this point in time she had probably had Walt & Larry. As well Mom doesn't seem all that loyal she has probably had dozen of affairs, I sure Fansworth wasn't the first. It's like Ulrika Johnson, three children all fathered by different men, it makes me sick! 
I belive Shaucker has a very good point.

[#25 :]

Mom mentioned her 'honeymoon' in one episode. That would explain who the father was.

Also, the original show format was that they were all employees at Mom Corp, and Igner was the first brother designed who would make their lives a misery. Obviously, they decided against this formulaic approach, but perhaps No 9 man style elements of the show were left in-in that Farnsworth would be eventually named as the 'bad guy's' dad.

[#26 :]

All this incest and old people love is making me sick.and slightly aroused

[#27 :]

 

Originally posted by evan:
And Walt would have to be at least 15 years older than Larry and Igner for that to be true.

Wow, and I thought I was the only one who missed sex Ed. class.

[#28 :]

 

Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Yeah. Euuuuuuu. And it doesn't explain their hair color. [At the very least.]

Hair colour wise;

Someone and Mom had Walt. That Someone must of had black hair.
Someone and Mom had Larry. That Someone must of had Blonde hair.
Fansworth and Mom had Ignar. I think that indicates that Mom had the sam colour hair as Ignar when she was younger. The purple actually looks nice with her heart shaped hair.

[#29 :]

Hmmmm... Well I suppose now that those points have come up, they are plausible. I suppose. The Prof and Mom, when they got together, must have been older than they looked. I still like to think, though, that Walt as Farnsworth's son is more plausible, and not because he's relatively intelligent. It just seems to make more sense. :shrug: If we're going by hair color, who is to say that Zapp isn't Larry's dad? As mentioned, people live to an extraordinary age in the year 3000. Zapp looks middle aged, and it's safe to assume that he's even older[even if he acts like a stud]. And as far as scruples go.. Zapp doesn't have too many.
Now that I've said that, the quote "You're the only woman who loved me. I mean, PHYSICALLY!" comes to mind. But just imagine, if it were true...

[#30 :]

[Zapp]Ooooh, that's some low blows for the Zapper.[/Zapp]

And doesn't he say that line to Leela meaning she was the only person to love him phisically.

[#31 :]

That's what I mean. The line pretty much refutes my 'theory'. But wouldn't it be INTERESTING!
Ahh, I love Zapp. I don't mean to slander 'im. It's just.. I meean.. Come on. "You didn't show me your surprise yet!"
The boy's naive at best. Like a fifteen year old that saw one porno and thinks he's Ron Jeremy. Or, uh.. not that I'd know...

[#32 :]

Doesn't the Professor say how along ago he and Mom were together in "Mother's Day"?