Who does Bender like more?

[on:]

Bender likes and worships a small hand of people. This poll has nothing to do with romance, that is why I didn't put any of his former lovers.

[Reply #1 on:]

himself globviously!

[Reply #2 on:]

Hey!!!  I'm not on there!....

[Reply #3 on:]

It would have to be himself, or possibly his parallel self.

[Reply #4 on:]

there has been episodes where fry has gone for some reason and bender is has been sad due to it

[Reply #5 on:]

It gets a little more interesting if you remove Bender from the list above. I think the answer would be Fry. Now if beer and money were on the list...

[Reply #6 on:]

He LOVES himself. But I made a list.
1. being who he likes the most and 7. being who he likes the least.

1.Himself
2.Fry
3.Elzar
4.Mom
5.Harlem Globetrotters
6.Caculon
7.Robot Mafia
8.Pharoh

[Reply #7 on:]

Himself ofcourse, or if he's forced to: Mom.

Here's a list of Bender's top-10 most loved things:

1: Himself
2: Himself
3: Himself
4: Beer
5: Himself
6: Himself
7: Robot porn
8: Himself
9: Himself
10: Beer

[Reply #8 on:]

Don't forget about parallel Bender from TFP... "I love me!"

[Reply #9 on:]

I voted for himself, as all the options aren't really true.

[Reply #10 on:]

I think he loves Elzar. Not just loves him, but is IN love with him. I seriously think that he is homo/robosexual towards good ol' Elzar. And if that is true, that shatters all my previous thoughts on how cool Bender really is.

[Reply #11 on:]

Im suprised nobody has voted for the Harlem Globetrotters. He was crushed when they rejected him. He worshiped them. He was even singing the song as early as I Second that Emotion.

[Reply #12 on:]

Oh, himself for sure. But afterwards, I'd have to say Mom. I'm surprised no one has voted for her.

[Reply #13 on:]

Re-watch 'I Second That Emotion'
he tells Leela to do what he does... stop giving a crap about everyone else and only think about herself.
then in that parallel one 'The Farnsworth Parabox' hes flamboyant about loving himself, well the other Bender, but they're almost the same thing. 

[Reply #14 on:]

But in Jurassic Bark, he sacrifices himself for the sake of Fry's happiness. Maybe he's not as shallow as he appears.

[Reply #15 on:]

I think the obvious answer would be himself, but I'm not really sure. Like BNLbum said, he may not be as shallow as he appears.

[Reply #16 on:]

He says that he loves Calculon in the comic...

[Reply #17 on:]

First of all in a total deviation from the topic: love your name, BNLbum. 

Now, on the topic... I think that the fact that Bender in Mother's Day actually BOUGHT presents for Mom shows that he can be selfless (actually spending his own money) and that he loves his mommy to the point of buying such a disgustingly sappy card... thus, I am the only person (so far) who voted for Mom. So there. 

[Reply #18 on:]

But he only really loves Mom because he thinks in doing so he will earn her favour...

[Reply #19 on:]

he love's himself the most but if if he had to chose out of somebody else i would say fry because fry's his best freind.

[Reply #20 on:]

He loves Fry best, and the proof is because when Fry moved out in I, Robot (i think), Bender stopped drinking and cut his thingy off to live with him again.

You don't cut your thingy off to live with someone you don't like.

[Reply #21 on:]

1. Himself
2. Parrallel self
3. Elzar
4. Mom
5. Fry

[Reply #22 on:]

 

Originally posted by Scifly:

5. Fry

(fry looking at picture of Bender holding him by his feet on the Statue of liberty balconY)

"He decided not to let go..."
-Fry, Godfellas

Hmmm sounds like tough love...

[Reply #23 on:]

I think he likes himself or Fry most

[Reply #24 on:]

 

Now, on the topic... I think that the fact that Bender in Mother's Day actually BOUGHT presents for Mom shows that he can be selfless (actually spending his own money) and that he loves his mommy to the point of buying such a disgustingly sappy card... thus, I am the only person (so far) who voted for Mom.

While you're probably right, don't forget that Mom forces her robots to give her gifts.  And it's probably built into Bender's programming to love her.

[Reply #25 on:]

Clearly he loves me the best.  After that, it's definitely Fry, Mom, Calculon, Elzar, the Globetrotters, and then himself a few more times.

And NastyPasty: Bender is not gay! or bi! he even publishes robot porn (hell is other robots).  AND he dances with hookers!  you don't see the guys from queer eye for the straight guy with cigars, bling bling, beer and hookers, now DO ya.   

[Reply #26 on:]

 

Originally posted by MrsBender:
bling bling

  You know how much I hate that phrase?

Benders gotta love himself I think, it makes sense when most things he gets upto or does are usually to benefit him and no-one else.
As with the Harlem globe trotters etc.. he just has really keen interests.

[Reply #27 on:]

What about the turtles from COTH? He was willing to die for them, even though he could have evaded the call-up by going along with Fry's plan. He even cared enough about them to stand up in front of the entire robot population and argue why they should all be shut down.

[Reply #28 on:]

Bender loves himself, so that's out of the question. He likes Fry the most, because he is obviously his best friend.

"Every time I'd say 'Kill all humans,', I'd always whisper, 'except one'. Fry was that one, and I never told him so!"

Of course, that was from Leela's coma-induced sleep from "The Sting", but dream or not, I think that that reflects the way Bender feels about Fry. 

[Reply #29 on:]

"Fry, I'm sorry. I should've understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human. A human loves a dog. And occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty."

Jurassic Bark... that might change some  minds   

[Reply #30 on:]

tough, tough. i pick, himself


all right! 500 posts! starship captain. no more a nOOb

[Reply #31 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrJohnZ:
"Fry, I'm sorry. I should've understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human. A human loves a dog. And occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty."

I'm assumuming the "Gorilla loves a kitty." is refering to Koko's kitten? I love that book. So sad.

[Reply #32 on:]

Bender thinks he's the greatest, that's why he often sings songs about himself.

[Reply #33 on:]

 

Originally posted by Dr. Morberg:
Bender thinks he's the greatest, that's why he often sings songs about himself.

B E N D E R!!! Bender!!! B E N D E R!!! Bender! *mutes*

[Reply #34 on:]

Maybe I should have left Bender's name out of the poll.

[Reply #35 on:]

Yep.

[Reply #36 on:]

Yes, Bender loves himself the most.  But he does have a tendency to be overzealous about some of the people he likes, such as Mom, Elzar, Harlem Globetrotters, Calculon, and Fry.

[Reply #37 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
I think he loves Elzar. Not just loves him, but is IN love with him. I seriously think that he is homo/robosexual towards good ol' Elzar. And if that is true, that shatters all my previous thoughts on how cool Bender really is.

Hey, now thats not very nice. Sexual preferences have nothing to do with being cool. Lots of gay people are very cool indeedy! Randy, for example, I think is rather cool.

[Reply #38 on:]

Benders mind is always changing on who he likes the most, probably due to some programing being left out of his attention_span.fle so he is constantly changing who he like to fit the mode hes in (yes i said mode) If his programiing were correct he would love himself the most.

[Reply #39 on:]

I thought that Bender Loved himself and then will sometimes put up with other people if there is a possibility that they can give him something.