what is the all-time best futurama line?

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I think it would be
Zoidberg: And I'm Santa's friend, Jesus!

but I also love
Bender: These balls are making me testy!

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Why would this go in the character board? There are threads for this in general disscussion.

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Providing a link would have been even more helpful, Morberg.

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I don't think this the best one but...

Bender in Home on the Buggalo Range-
 
        Damn you old man!

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Originally posted by David A:
Providing a link would have been even more helpful, Morberg.

Looks like we're part of a dying breed, David.

"You win again gravity!"

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These 2 from "War is the H-Word" are great

Negotiator: "Please gentlemen. We must put an end to the bloodshed. We've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.

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Bender: Get the hell off my planet!

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Inside the Suicide Booth in the first episode.

*wirring of the instruments of death*

"By the way, my name's Bender"

I love that line.

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"And I'm his friend Jesus!"
"Good News Everyone!"
"AROO!"

I have A LOT more.

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"GOD HELP US!" -FOABP

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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM EDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
-farnsworth parabox

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"Help, Satan!...you owe me!"-parabox

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And of course the classic:

"Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

That will be remembered for all time.

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"And I'm his friend, Jesus!"

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Fry"What killed the dinosaurs?"
Giant Brain"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

How I laughed...

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Oh there's sooo many, the one that sprung to mind was:

Zapp:  "Kiff, hold up that flag...and wave it a little for godsake.."

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"You suck!"
After Zapp asked his men if they were with him.

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"Good news, it's a suppository."

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OK OK, I retract the two! (I'm not awake yet!)

Here is my all time favorite!

"Kittens give Morbo gas."

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From I, Roommate:
Bender:  "I don't know, I've got a lot of great memories of my old place.  (pushes button) And now they're gone.

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Victor,
I love that one too!

I think the biggest draw for me is the writing, and the fact they lampoon Sci Fi!