Who would you like Zapp to be in bed with?

[#80 :]

*clutches hair*  RANDY????!!!!!!  Maybe HE'D like to be with zapp, but remember in WITHW, it was Leela and not some random guy who looked like her.  Zapp probably knew it was Leela... subconsciously.

[#81 :]

why are there only 2 women on the poll?
Surley there could be a wider choice. This poll is rigged to try to point Zapp out as being gay (not that ther is anything wrong with that.)
Zoidberg... good Lord! Im going to the angry dome!!!

[#82 :]

Randy thats great, its perfect. Didn't he go to the oscars with Petunia in thats lobstertainment? What about her.

[#83 :]

That radiator woman from that radiator planet, and unlimited burn ward access.

[#84 :]

Oh Zapp is obviously Bi.
In that case let's make it a threesome:
Zapp, Zoidberg and Amy.
Eew. Don't think about that for too long, stuff like that could do serious damage to your mind..

[#85 :]

This is just too strange...
you put ewww next to hermes and not
Fry?Bender?Kiff?Or Zoidberg?
Id like to see him and
The Radiator, Now that would be
funny

[#86 :]

or Aaug (spell?) from planet Amazonia.
not Leela though, that already happened, and she didn't like her self much for doing that.
she gives it up for Zapp and Al, but not Fry (whos always been there for her)   
oh well. I'm too shippy

[#87 :]

I'd like to see Zapp in bed with his date from PYHOMS.   

Or maybe he could have snu-snu with Michelle, the only woman in Futurama I can think of who is as obnoxious as him.

Maybe he could do it with Alkazar. (I would feel worse for Zapp)

At the end of the Futurama/Simpsons crossover, we see him flirting with Edna Krabappel. Maybe since Edna K. broke up with Spanky she could persue a sexual relationship with the Zapper.

[#88 :]

 

Originally posted by John Pannozzi:

At the end of the Futurama/Simpsons crossover, we see him flirting with Edna Krabappel. Maybe since Edna K. broke up with Spanky she could persue a sexual relationship with the Zapper.

Yes, but...

It's just as likely it's him trying to get Edna away from Spanky.  Zapp's flirting with Edna, and not the other way around!  And as one can see, he is NOT flirting with Randy!

  I apologize for bumping this topic...  This wasn't what I had in mind at all!  INFATUATION SUCKS!!!

[#89 :]

I would like to see Zapp in bed with Michelle!  That way he would forget about Leela! 

Oh, and I got a new adivitar in case you haven't noticed.

[#90 :]

 

Originally posted by John Pannozzi:

Maybe since Edna K. broke up with Spanky she could persue a sexual relationship with the Zapper.

I'm pretty sure that Skinner and Krabappel didn't break up. They just couldn't commit to being married. Besides, The Simpsons and Futurama aren't ACTUALLY the same universe. It's best to think that the crossover never happened, since it isn't really canon anyway.

 

Originally posted by Athena1999:
INFATUATION SUCKS!   

I know what you mean.   

[#91 :]

As curious as I am about Zoidy and... Oh, nevermind. The little green guy is too perfect. I vote Kif. [Although Zapp really does deserve Petunia, or maybe that tranny.]

[#92 :]

I find it disturbing that the majority of people want to see Zapp and Kif do it. You guys all love Kif, right? And Kif would never, ever sleep with Zapp (inKgkuaN, Kif is very happy to find out Zapp wasn't the one who got him pregnant.)

[#93 :]

Oh, we never said Kif would be happy about the situation...

[#94 :]

The radiator woman from the radiator planet. In the words of Leela, "Zapp, somebody needs to teach you a lesson"...and what better lesson than getting third degree burns on your penis?

[#95 :]

Oh dear God, I don't think I hate any Futurama character bad enough to wish Zapp on them.

[#96 :]

Zapp and Leela's mom. I liked them together, except for the fact that Zapp slept with the mother and the daughter (yuck).

Out of these guys, I would have to say Kif. Seems like something he could be intimidated into doing, and he's the only one I can actually picture with Zapp (besides Leela, but I feel bad for her just doing it twice).
But these are all pretty terrible choices.

[#97 :]

Why is Zapp and Hermes considered to be more of an "ewww" option than Zapp and Zoidberg?

[#98 :]

Why is Zapp and Hermes considered to be more of an "ewww" option than Zapp and Zoidberg?

We're used to Zoidberg being disgusting, but for Hermes this would be a new low.