Who would you like Zapp to be in bed with?

[#40 :]

yuk Zapp and Fry, Zapp and Bender! That is just sick,

then again, no what I mean is......oh forget it I'll kepp this to myself.

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I want to be Bender's biggest fan!

[#41 :]

Fry in bed with Zapp would be hilarious!

[#42 :]

Where is the choice Zapp with no one I would like to keep Amy and Leela for myself.

[#43 :]

Just pick a different character then. there is lots of them there. I'd say Zapp and Zoidberg because they both begin with z... and erm... because Zoidberg would probably be doing it for attention.

[#44 :]

I already said I choose Zapp with no one.

[#45 :]

i voted for Zapp & the professor because i think that would be the most humorous of these choices.

[#46 :]

Note that this poll is just about who we'd like to see in bed with Zapp, not necessarily doing anything naughty with him. Just like when the PE crew got in bed with the Professor.   

 But parade-pissing-on aside...

 

Originally posted by futurefreak:
thats why he has the disgruntled groan and sigh...?   

 One gets the feeling that if Kif ended up in bed with Zapp he'd be making that noise a lot. 

 

Originally posted by phoenixie:
i voted for Zapp & the professor because i think that would be the most humorous of these choices.

 Plus, the Professor's the only character likely to come out of that scene with a shred of dignity intact. 

[#47 :]

 

Plus, the Professor's the only character likely to come out of that scene with a shred of dignity intact.

Bender (kisses Amy): That felt great!
Bender (kisses Farnsworth): Bah, it's not working anymore.
Farnsworth: Speak for yourself!

[#48 :]

"Sold your body?! Oh Bender, I've been down that road before..." 

[#49 :]

 

Originally posted by davids:
Fry in bed with Zapp would be hilarious!

This whole thing reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show...

*shudders* No! Not Fry! *claws at her hair*

I refuse to vote here on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.

[#50 :]

It's an old thread, which is why it probably hasn't come up, but Why not the one hook up that could work:

Zapp and Morgan

They would feed off each other, and it would help both their careers.

Edit:

Wow, I just checked it out, did this thread originally stop on Sept. 24, 2001, and come back on Sept. 25, 2003?  That just seems freaky.

[#51 :]

Zapp and Patrica Ireland

[#52 :]

i think Zapp and Leela

[#53 :]

Zapp and Kif would be funny.

[#54 :]

They're not on the list, but I'd either like to see him in bed with the date from the bus stop in "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" or the 'tang from "The Problem With Popplers" he found "moderately attractive."

[#55 :]

Zap and Amy seems the most likely 'coupling'. 


But, Zap and Mom -- would like to see that! 

[#56 :]

Hey! Funkstein! No way. Kif would be devastated... I don't think I would like any of the characters on the list, but Hattie might be a good choice for the desperate zapper... Or the orangutang.
And BTW I think Farnsworth would still like to get yet another opportunity with mom...

[#57 :]

How about Zapp and Morbo's wife? Plus the hairbot maybe

[#58 :]

 

Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
I don't think I would like any of the characters on the list, but Hattie might be a good choice for the desperate zapper...

Too bad he's not up to Hattie's standards, as we saw in Brannigan, Begin Again.   

[#59 :]

Zapp and Kiff, that would be hilarious, really would like that. And Kiff was forced to do it, just like all the stupid, awful things he has to do.

[#60 :]

This was sickining reading!!!

[#61 :]

jk i voted 4 fry and zapp.

[#62 :]

How bout Zapp and.....ME!
Just Kidding, some of those combonations are a bit scary.

[#63 :]

The point is, Zapp in bed with ANYONE would be gross.

[#64 :]

Zapp and Zoidberg would be a real laugh!


"im so in to you."

[#65 :]

Zapp and Zoidberg, if there was money, food or attention offered, you can bet Zoidy would do it......

[#66 :]

this is the nastyist thread ive ever been to. let us never speak of it again.

but since im here.....
Hermes. its so nasty and strangly funny

[#67 :]

Hatie just to see the look on Zapp's face.

[#68 :]

That transvestite from PYHOMS.
"Wait, baby, you didn't show me your surprise!"

[#69 :]

I voted Zapp and Kif. *Evil laughter* Though Zapp and Zoidberg would also be interesting.

[#70 :]

Zapf and MOM!!

Or perhaps linda, If your into cartoon porn.

[#71 :]

Zapp and the grim reaper.  He's starting to piss me off.

[#72 :]

man y'all are a bunch of wieners. If you think this is the epitome of sick. . . egad.

I voted for Zapp and Farnsworth. Why? Because I felt like it.

I would like to know, though, why Hermes is somehow more disgusting than any of the other choices.

[#73 :]

morbo! HAHAHAHAHA
[nah he's funny]

[#74 :]

i voted for zapp and zoidberg. indeed what a twist. oh, can zoidberg... and er how... ewwww. i think that would be hillarious, zapp and zoidberg getting togheter. 'you still ahev zoidberg, YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG'

[#75 :]

*bump bump bump*

Zapp and ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Seriously!!!

[#76 :]

Zapp and Hermes, Zoidberg, Hattie, Mom, Farnsworth, Scruffy, and Amy...AT THE SAME TIME.
 Zapp with Fry , you sicken me, YOU ALL SICKEN ME!
Now, if this was who should FRY be in bed with, that's a different story...and we all know what I would choose...  Me.

[#77 :]

What an odd question! I would think Zapp and Michele would make a good team though...

[#78 :]

This is a write in vote for Zapp and Randy. Personally I think Zapp oozes pen up homoerrotiscisim and, as previously mentioned, this is  strongly indicated in WITHW. He could also be bi. In either case, what does Randy think of the idea?

"Randy thinks it's FABULOUS!"

[#79 :]

Zapp and Leela- they both want it!!!