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GreyThinkyWhale

Professor

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Originally posted by Langly on page 1: HEHE, wonder if zap or zoidberg will ever get a vote, not likly 108 votes for Zapp says differently. I however, vote for Hermes, who only has 2 votes. Firing employees has never been this fun!
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~Zoidberg~

Crustacean

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Even though i like zoidby so much, I'll go with Fry. For few reasons: Hes human. He doesnt eat garbage some People are attracted to him (Thats one feature that I already have) And he has Awesome hair! (When my hair grows a little, im gunna style it like fry's, and take a picture!)
I dont know why im posting this, because i already am Fry... Kinda....
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DJ Spider Man

Crustacean

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I'd choose Bender Bending Rodriguez, because he has the Captain Caveman Effect (He can reach into his chest cavity and pull out ANYTHING). And he gets to drink all the time, and be the most obnoxious, mean a-hole you ever seen, without any consequences.
I would also like to give an honorable mention to Barbados Slim. He's the only person to have Olympic Gold medals in both limbo and sex.
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Gotta go with Fry. Originally posted by NastyInThePasty: Philip J. Fry. He got to kiss Leela and Amy.  That is the smartest thing I've ever heard anybody say about anything!
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Zapp actually never had sex with anybody execpt Leela.
Zapp: "You're the only woman who ever loved me."
Leela: "I never loved you."
Zapp: "I mean physically.
Plus I kinda like having a somewhat functional brain. So...no Zapp for me.
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Originally posted by Demeter: Pfft. I stand by what I said; your facts mean nothing to me. xDDD Homer: "Pfft, Facts. You can prove anything with facts."
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Originally posted by Frisco17: Zapp actually never had sex with anybody execpt Leela.
Zapp: "You're the only woman who ever loved me."
Leela: "I never loved you."
Zapp: "I mean physically.
Plus I kinda like having a somewhat functional brain. So...no Zapp for me. Compared to Zapp, Fry has pulled down a lot more snu-snu.
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Red

Crustacean

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My initial thought was Fry... but now that I think about it more, I want to be the Professor.
Yes, he looks old now, but think of all the stuff he has expirenced. He obviously doesnt have money problems, has doomsday devices at his disposal, is a great inventor, was forced to mate continuiously during alien invasions, and gets to sleep basically do nothing if he isnt inventing something. Prof all the way yo!
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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That's a scary amount of logic red. BRILLIANT!
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