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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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From the same ep:
Leela: "Hiiii-yah! Your order my be famous for their martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clubber!" Head Monk: "Actually, we only use martial arts as a form of meditation. We're a strictly non-violent sect." Leela: "Oh ... in that case, get in the laundry room before I kick your butt!!"
Leela: "Time for the drum solo!" (Hits Beelzebot on the head with the golden violin)
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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From Love and Rocket "I have a lazier idea"
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From Brannigan Begin Again "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Shiny
Professor
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« Reply #44 on: 10-21-2005 08:11 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2005 08:11 »
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"Okay, okay. We won't force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!" (sotto voce) "Oh, lord." (In "Parabox," when Para-Leela is about to reveal her coinflip method of deciding whether or not to go out with Fry. I just love the delivery... ) I also love the humming in Godfellas. Fry: "I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?" Leela (brushing a lock of his hair back) "Oh...lots of reasons." (Again, the delivery...plus the way she plays with his hair) (Yes, I love the subtle shippy things. Leave me alone. ) "Still, given the chance, I'd give in to impulses far more shocking." (Yeah, right. ) "Look, buddy, by the end of the day, one of is is going to have one eye!"
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Mom: I'll tell you why I brought you here you twice baked barf bag. Because I've always wanted a daughter to love. You want to get adopted you little skank?
Leela: And live here? And be a witch like you? Yeah, alright. As long as I get to hurt people and not just dance around at the equinox.
Mom: Absolutely.
Leela: Oh mommy, I found my true home!
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
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Leela: OK, enough killing. The next time that I feel like killing someone, I'll just have a piece of gum instead.
Amy: Nice go cart Leela. It's so hip and sexy, not like you at all.
Leela: Do you have any gum?
Amy: No. AHGGGGH!
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blug
Crustacean
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Leela: After all this time, somebody else with one eye... who ISN'T a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.
Leela: Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
And my personal fave: Leela: I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Fry: Yeah. That's what I do with my stupidness.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Professy: Leela:If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to... ... when he got home from the Senate.
Yes! That's my favorite quote.
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g.i.b
Crustacean
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ok, i checked the whole thread, and you definately forgot my favorite.. i admit its not from leela A but from Leela 1, I hope it'll count now here we go: "I know all her tricks. therefore, i got the upper hand" - The farnsworth parabox any other nerd around here should know what follows this line... ;D
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P Tom
Crustacean
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Love's Labor's Lost in Space:
"You know Doug, most guys are put off by my eye, it's nice to finally meet someone whose open-minded" <sees Doug's tongue> "ewwwwww!!!!!!!"
Fry: "Now what's you secret escape plan?" Leela: "Err, I guess to sit here and wait for death."
Where No Fan Has Gone Before: Leela: "FIRE!!!!!" <one moment, and then presses the "fire" button">
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J. Samuel Lyons
Delivery Boy
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Originally posted by Venus: The actual line, which has been misquoted twice is
"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking too. From your father...when he got home from the senate." Sorry Venus. Also I love it in Three Hundred Big Boys how Leela pulls out the power cord of the refridgerator and when she does it she says "Hi-YaH"
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Frisco17
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Leela: "Bring beer."
Morris: "No beer until you finish your tequila!"
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Blane
Professor
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Fry: What was wrong with your date last night? Leela: I don't know, something I couldn't quite put my finger on...possibly his vile lizard tongue
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SMIDSY
Crustacean
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Leela: All I ever wanted was for someone to stroke my hair and hold me and tell me they loved me.
Fry: Well you're in luck! Cuz I happen to be a stroking, holding, loving machine!
Leela(in a completely calm tone): That's not even close to what I ment.
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