favorite Leelaism?

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"Have my years of wild hedonism final caught up with me?" I can't remember anymore.

[#1 :]

"It's just like my mutual breakup with Shaun (sp?) which was totally mutual."

"Fry, you crouton!"

"Yeah, guys who ring all the time are the worst. I bet."

And my favourite:
Fry: "We need to repair the engines!"
Leela: "We can't, you bastard!"
Most gratuitous use of the word bastard ever.


Damn, she's tough. They're there though.   

[#2 :]

Please, no! I just paid off my car!

Now look, i am not evil. My loan officer said so!

[#3 :]

"Hey guys, look what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots. They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe. Wooo! Never know what i'm gonna do next!"

[#4 :]

'Bender may not have learnt anything, But I have learnt something from him.... So long Jerkwads!' ( or something like that)

'I've been a fool, a fully justified, prudent fool.'

[#5 :]

"Go consumate yourself!"

and later,

"Go *beep* yourself!"

[#6 :]

I simply like her "Yaaa"'s doing the most mundane of chores.

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

[#7 :]

Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my matress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

Old PE Captain: "It'll take morethan a few deadly, deadly bees ... OH LORD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...."
Leela: "Uuh, couldn't make that out, too much static."

Leela: "Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us was suck and die!"

Leela: "It got through Fry. It got through."

Leela: "Allright, if everybody is finished being stupid."

[#8 :]

yes everythings true, the magic, my female incompitence, the parts that made no sense, all of them

wots happened now ahs he cancelled nap time(fry and bender shake heads), hes run out of beer(fry and bender shake heads), so hes going to kill us(fry and bender nod heads)

[#9 :]

"Oh god! It's inhuman! It's like Hong Kong!"

The humming at the very beginning of Godfellas.(for some reason)

There's one more I'm thinking of, but can't put my finger on. I'll put it in edit later.

[#10 :]

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:The humming at the very beginning of Godfellas.(for some reason)

I love that! But my favorites are

"We can all fight when we're drunk"

(in response to Fry's "has your race taken over?"  "No, I just work here..."

"It's like some kind of freaky Leela museum...and I'M the Leela!

[#11 :]

"come on fry dont be scared, im sure at least one of us will be spared. so just sit back enjoy the ride."
-song while sliding on the slide in hell is other robots.

[#12 :]

"Is my life a game to you? Or some even more boring version of the 'Truman Show'?"

[#13 :]

Leela: "You can't go to Omega 3, it's forbidden. I forbid you!"
Fry: "But we have to! The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future."
Leela: "But it's set 800 year in the past."

Leela: "Well that is touchingly pathetic."

Leela: "Say again, you're breaking up!" (Smashes Vid-phone with a book)

Leela: "Sorry for making your boyfriend pregnant, Amy."
Amy: "That's okay. I just can't figure you as surrogate mom, I always thought of you more like an older sister."
Leela: "Aww, that's sweet .... how much older?"

Yes, the last one is a cut scene.

[#14 :]

Leela: Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?
Fry: I didn't find him here ten minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again.

Leela: Fast cars, trendy nightclubs, beautiful women; the Professor designed them all, working out of his tiny, one room apartment.

[#15 :]

I like this exchange in "I Dated a Robot":

Leela: I've got an idea. Let's take the day off and let Fry do anything he ever wanted to do.

Fry: Anything?

Leela: Except that.

[#16 :]

Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing."
Leela: "Maybe, that's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it!"

[#17 :]

"Hold still, dammit! I don't have good depth perception!"

"Pleeease, Big Z..."

"You pig, stop stuffing your craw and save us!"

"Alkazar...are you real or am I seeing single?"

"Well, if we get bored looking for the clover, I've got tetris on this thing."

[#18 :]

Leela: So, how's business?
Bender: Ever hear of my friend Al Gore? Losers get real desperate around Valentine's Day.
Leela: Yeah...it's pathetic...
Bender: *whistling*
Leela: How much?
Bender: 500 bucks.
Leela: Done.
Bender: Zapp Brannigan okay?
Leela: No!
Bender: 600.

[#19 :]

"Your order may be famous for thier martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber!"

[#20 :]

Surprised Teral hasn't mentioned this one yet

"I am not under stress, damn it![/i]" *pop*

[#21 :]

"is there a missus que-quay?"

"...so every religion is wrong!"

"...now strip naked and get on the probulator!"

"don't stop playing fry. i wanna hear how it ends."

[#22 :]

 

Originally posted by Zed 85:
Surprised Teral hasn't mentioned this one yet

"I am not under stress, damn it![/i]" *pop*

I forgot it. 

"Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children, but once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good! So scram!"

"Hey! Watch it!" (spinkicks mosh pit people)

"I've finally found a way of giving back to the community that incorporates my violence."

[#23 :]

That's a bad Teral, forgetting your own signature. 

Fry: I mean, nobody ever stops to tell you what a great captain you are.
Leela: Aw, that is so true and sweet.

Leela: Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different!

[#24 :]

I would also like to add that I found the whole "Roll over for the ham" thing in The Day The Earth Stood Stoopid funny.

[#25 :]

"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking to..from your father....when he got home....from the senate.."

[#26 :]

"We are not ignorant villagers, we're sophisticated New New Yorkers. Whoop his butt!" - The Honking 

At least I think that's how that quote goes. I haven't seen it in a long time 

[#27 :]

"This wangs chung."

"That's not torpedo three! That's not torpedo three at all!"

"Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die."
Yes, I know the lovely Teral already posted that last one, but I like it okay?!

^ Marla - it's Queequeg.

[#28 :]

Along the same line as the Wang Chung reference, there's always "This toads the wet sprocket!"

[#29 :]

Alkazar: "But the truly sad thing is that our race ends with us."
Leela: "It doesn't have to."
Alkazar: "What do you mean?"
Leela: "You're a male, and I'm a female..."
Alkazar: "I'm still not following you."

"Noone stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me."

"What are you Kong Donkeys doing in here?"

[#30 :]

Leela: I can't! I love every living creature!
Fry: Even me?
Leela: As a friend.

Amy: Ha! This Women-Only-Planet is sounding better and better!
Leela: I'm allready looking for apartments.

Fry: Uoh, Leela? I'm true making fun of women. Now I want them to help me.
Amy: Should we do something?
Fry: Crck, crck-crck crchh ...
Leela: There's no hurry.

Blue-haired Amzonian: Men's strange. You have them on your planet?
Leela: I'm afraid so ...

Bender: I'll miss you meatbag.
Leela: Me too, meatbag.

Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism!

Leela: Why would Fry be immune to the flying brains? Because he doesn't shower?

Leela: I'm proud to be different!

Leela (to Fry) : Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.

Leela: Fry. Please try to understand. You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different.

Leela: Let's take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.
Fry: Everything?
Leela: Except that.

Leela: Does that dummy have a brother?

[#31 :]

Leela: "For Heavens Gate, professor."

Leela: "We need to practice hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knock the laser guns out of our hands, and they slide waaaaaaay across the room."

Farnsworth: "We need to convince them (RomantiCorp) we're not bitter husks of humans who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you'll have to do some acting."
Leela: "Check!"

I love how quick and agreeing that "Check" came. Leela didn't even object to Farnsworths slam. 

[#32 :]

(after shelden and gwen kiss)
Leela: You have got to be kidding
(proff shocks her)
Leela: Ah! I mean, that's soooo sweet.

It's not the line itself that i like, it's how shrill and alarmed her voice becomes after she gets shocked.

[#33 :]

What is all this? Am I a game to you? Or some kind of even more boring Truman Show? Do you belive I'm you Messiah? Your Mutant Dali Lama? Stop me if I guess it!

[#34 :]

   

Originally posted by Sil:
"This wangs chung."

My new favorite Leelaism!

Anyhoo..

Fry : OUCH! you burnt me.

Leela : Yeah, sorry, I wasn't concentrating

(something like that...think.)

[#35 :]

What about "Nothing like sewer mutants doesn´t exist"? I know it isn´t joke in context of episode but still...

[#36 :]

My favorite had to be in "Fry and the Slurm Factory":

Bender(on conveyorbelt): Leela i can't see. Are we boned?"

Leela(in vat of Slurm): Yeah, We're boned.

I almost pissed myself when i heard that.

[#37 :]

I think my favourites have all already been mentioned (esp. you crouton), but I particularly liked

'They're so cute! It's like if puppies and kittens could have babies!'

in reference to penguins.

[#38 :]

"They've all done that! Even.. Sean!" :weep:

[#39 :]

From "I Dated a Robot"

"Now, this is Fry's decision.  And he made it wrong, so it's up to us to interfere!"