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SlackJawedMoron
Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 03-09-2004 06:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2004 06:56 »
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"It's just like my mutual breakup with Shaun (sp?) which was totally mutual." "Fry, you crouton!" "Yeah, guys who ring all the time are the worst. I bet." And my favourite: Fry: "We need to repair the engines!" Leela: "We can't, you bastard!" Most gratuitous use of the word bastard ever. Damn, she's tough. They're there though.
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nerdlingus
Professor
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"Hey guys, look what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots. They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe. Wooo! Never know what i'm gonna do next!"
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Hitman Hague
Crustacean
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I simply like her "Yaaa"'s doing the most mundane of chores.
Fry: I'm not a one-woman man. Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my matress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"
Old PE Captain: "It'll take morethan a few deadly, deadly bees ... OH LORD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...." Leela: "Uuh, couldn't make that out, too much static."
Leela: "Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us was suck and die!"
Leela: "It got through Fry. It got through."
Leela: "Allright, if everybody is finished being stupid."
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Shaucker
Professor
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:The humming at the very beginning of Godfellas.(for some reason) I love that! But my favorites are "We can all fight when we're drunk" (in response to Fry's "has your race taken over?" "No, I just work here..." "It's like some kind of freaky Leela museum...and I'M the Leela!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "You can't go to Omega 3, it's forbidden. I forbid you!" Fry: "But we have to! The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future." Leela: "But it's set 800 year in the past."
Leela: "Well that is touchingly pathetic."
Leela: "Say again, you're breaking up!" (Smashes Vid-phone with a book)
Leela: "Sorry for making your boyfriend pregnant, Amy." Amy: "That's okay. I just can't figure you as surrogate mom, I always thought of you more like an older sister." Leela: "Aww, that's sweet .... how much older?"
Yes, the last one is a cut scene.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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I like this exchange in "I Dated a Robot":
Leela: I've got an idea. Let's take the day off and let Fry do anything he ever wanted to do.
Fry: Anything?
Leela: Except that.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela: "Maybe, that's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it!"
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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"Your order may be famous for thier martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber!"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Zed 85: Surprised Teral hasn't mentioned this one yet
"I am not under stress, damn it![/i]" *pop* I forgot it. "Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children, but once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good! So scram!" "Hey! Watch it!" (spinkicks mosh pit people)"I've finally found a way of giving back to the community that incorporates my violence."
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Mercapto
Professor
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That's a bad Teral, forgetting your own signature. Fry: I mean, nobody ever stops to tell you what a great captain you are. Leela: Aw, that is so true and sweet. Leela: Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different!
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nerdlingus
Professor
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"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking to..from your father....when he got home....from the senate.."
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Sil
Professor
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"This wangs chung."
"That's not torpedo three! That's not torpedo three at all!"
"Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die." Yes, I know the lovely Teral already posted that last one, but I like it okay?!
^ Marla - it's Queequeg.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "For Heavens Gate, professor." Leela: "We need to practice hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knock the laser guns out of our hands, and they slide waaaaaaay across the room." Farnsworth: "We need to convince them (RomantiCorp) we're not bitter husks of humans who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you'll have to do some acting." Leela: "Check!" I love how quick and agreeing that "Check" came. Leela didn't even object to Farnsworths slam.
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Leela_19
Crustacean
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What is all this? Am I a game to you? Or some kind of even more boring Truman Show? Do you belive I'm you Messiah? Your Mutant Dali Lama? Stop me if I guess it!
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nerdlingus
Professor
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« Reply #34 on: 03-20-2004 08:51 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2004 08:51 »
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Originally posted by Sil: "This wangs chung."
My new favorite Leelaism! Anyhoo.. Fry : OUCH! you burnt me. Leela : Yeah, sorry, I wasn't concentrating (something like that...think.)
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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My favorite had to be in "Fry and the Slurm Factory":
Bender(on conveyorbelt): Leela i can't see. Are we boned?"
Leela(in vat of Slurm): Yeah, We're boned.
I almost pissed myself when i heard that.
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EvilLunch
Professor
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"They've all done that! Even.. Sean!" :weep:
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Goldfinger
Crustacean
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From "I Dated a Robot"
"Now, this is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's up to us to interfere!"
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