favorite hermes-ism?

[Reply #40 on:]

I like "sweet manatee of galalee".

[Reply #41 on:]

I like "Sweet Llammas of the Bahammas! lol

[Reply #42 on:]

Hermes: You rotton kids! *calmly* Uh, will you be hiring?
Dwight: No.
Hermes: YOU ROTTON KIDS!

[Reply #43 on:]

"Where in legoland is Leela?"

[Reply #44 on:]

"Jamaicans have other interests! Which is why the limbo team were detained at the airport."

I work at Legoland, you know.

[Reply #45 on:]

 

Originally posted by M0le:
Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
(Cuts to outside, with Hermes standing on the roof and everyone else below him)
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

I love that line.

Speaking if Hermes' plans, I've always quite liked his one in Time Keeps on Slipping...

Hermes: "Say, I'm no physicist but I think I know how to stop the [time] skipping. We'll just..."

(Cut to a bit later. Hermes, now in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, is playing the steel drums while the rest of the Planet Express team are dancing to the music, in a conga line, naked.)

Hermes: "I don't know how this was supposed to work."

Oh, and by the way [changes to spelling nazi mode] its...

"Secret Hog of Prague" not 'porg'.
"Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg" not 'Guniea' and 'Winnie Pig'.
"Sweet Gorilla of Manila" not 'gorrilla' and 'monilla'.
"Sweet manatee of Galilee" not 'galalee'.
&
"Sweet Llammas of the Bahamas" not 'Bahammas'.

Here ends the lession,

 - John

[Reply #46 on:]

"Sweet Honey bee of infinity."

*Hand's Leela a gun.*
HERMES:Use this to shoot those guys
LEELA:Right. If they try to look in the box.
HERMES:Whatever.

[Reply #47 on:]

"Like granny always said, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.'
God rest her zombie bones."

[Reply #48 on:]

<Why did my edited message turn up as a whole new post?>

 

[Reply #49 on:]

Best one is in the 'Parisites Lost' Episode when the professor says:

Prof - "If we don't get these worms out of here soon they'll burrow so deep into Fry's bowels that not even Herme's famous 'Jerk Prunes' could get them out!"

Herme's - "I call it 'Caribbean Drain-O"

I almost die everytime I hear that.

[Reply #50 on:]

 

Originally posted by hobbitboy:
<Why did my edited message turn up as a whole new post?>

   

You probably hit quote instead of edit. Or the boards just flipped out for a while.

[Reply #51 on:]

"Sweet guinea pig of Winepeg!"

and

"You'll be crushed like a green snake under a sugar cane tree!"

Classic. Hermes is a legend.

[Reply #52 on:]

 

Oh, and by the way [changes to spelling nazi mode] its...

"Secret Hog of Prague" not 'porg'.
"Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg" not 'Guniea' and 'Winnie Pig'.
"Sweet Gorilla of Manila" not 'gorrilla' and 'monilla'.
"Sweet manatee of Galilee" not 'galalee'.
&
"Sweet Llammas of the Bahamas" not 'Bahammas'.

Here ends the lession,

 - John

Sacred not Secret.

Llamas not Llammas.


 

[Reply #53 on:]

"*Laughs* sign the paper"

"We’ll have to investigate this erectile dysfunction of yours bender"

"I described it to them over the phone using a series of artful euphemisms"

[Reply #54 on:]

Mine have already been said

[Reply #55 on:]

I dunno Doc Hermes is a nutcase plus he's not a real Doctor.

[Reply #56 on:]

"Didn't we use to be as delivery company?"

"Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!" - Sorry, it is the Canadian in me.

[Reply #57 on:]

Woe be me, but I can't remember which episode it is, but there is some point where Hermes is huddled over covered in a blanket, and he sputters out

"Sweet... something... of... somewhere..." in a weak, raspy voice.

Definitely my favorite, both because of the great subversion and the awesome facial expressions that accompany it.

[Reply #58 on:]

The episode is "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" and you are right, that was brilliant!

[Reply #59 on:]

Kiss my front butt!

[Reply #60 on:]

"and now for the first order of business... DUCK!"

[Reply #61 on:]

"Didn't we used to be a delivery company?"

[Reply #62 on:]

Hermes is badass. Funny, because with him, it's never a joke.

[Reply #63 on:]

Woe be me, but I can't remember which episode it is, but there is some point where Hermes is huddled over covered in a blanket, and he sputters out

"Sweet... something... of... somewhere..." in a weak, raspy voice.

Definitely my favorite, both because of the great subversion and the awesome facial expressions that accompany it.

That's my favorite, too. :-) It's, "Sweet something of... someplace," and it's from "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back." It's when he's just been talked down from trying to commit suicide.

Google-fu.

[Reply #64 on:]

"Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box thrown into the sun, you got to do it yourself."

[Reply #65 on:]

God rest her zombie bones.

[Reply #66 on:]

This was the closest thing I found to a Hermes thread...

Hermes
Rage Dump!

[Reply #67 on:]

We like him here. Haters are off-topic.

[Reply #68 on:]

Sweet 3 toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!

[Reply #69 on:]

From "Lethal Inspection"...

"That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power."

(Something about the reading kills me. I just love that Hermes is so matter-of-fact about it, I suppose.)

[Reply #70 on:]

Yes! I agree with you, Gorky. Every time I see a calculator or have a stomachache, I think of this line.

[Reply #71 on:]

One of my friends at Uni won't stop saying that every time he sees a calculator.

[Reply #72 on:]

"My manwich!"

"Sweet something of...someplace."

[Reply #73 on:]

One of my friends at Uni won't stop saying that every time he sees a calculator.

I don't know if that would annoy me or if it would thrill me; I don't know enough Futurama fans in real life, damn it.

[Reply #74 on:]

It's about equal parts thrill and annoyance at this stage.

[Reply #75 on:]

"...Huddled together for warmth, like lice in a burning wig..."

I don't know why, but the first time I heard that, I nearly died laughing.

[Reply #76 on:]

"Sign the paper."

"We're talkin' about lots of things!"

"God rest her zombie bones."

and the ever popular

"Kiss my front-butt!"

[Reply #77 on:]

Best one is in the 'Parisites Lost' Episode when the professor says:

Prof - "If we don't get these worms out of here soon they'll burrow so deep into Fry's bowels that not even Herme's famous 'Jerk Prunes' could get them out!"

Herme's - "I call it 'Caribbean Drain-O"

I almost die everytime I hear that.

That's really a funny one! 

[Reply #78 on:]

"Great Guniea Pig of Winnie Pig!"  

I think that's Winnipeg, you know, the Canadian city?


Anyway, I love when he says "Leela" in Rebirth. It always cracks me up for some reason.

[Reply #79 on:]

"Sweet reawakenin', of me a Jamaicanin'!"