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Hitman Hague

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« Reply #40 on: 03-09-2004 13:00 »

Fry's Mother wasn't particularly nice, very selfish and didn't seem to care about Fry from the beginning.

There's your biggest jerk right there.
vinnyg

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« Reply #41 on: 03-09-2004 17:26 »

*Amy's parents kind of annoy me a lot
*Fry's brother yancy for stealing Fry's ideas, but then again he did name his son after him
*Melvar for imprisoning the crew
jdan

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« Reply #42 on: 03-09-2004 17:36 »

The people of RomantiCorp, Milwuakee were jerks. They killed those cute fluffy LoveyBears. :'(

*Then we choose the cuddly ugliest ones and STUFF them full of fire retardent love fluff!*

Hilarious tho.  :D
Morbo_01

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« Reply #43 on: 03-14-2004 05:09 »

How about Santa? That guy shot a little girl with a bicycle, among other things! Oh yeah and how about how he enslaved a group of little neptunians?
marla_singer

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« Reply #44 on: 03-14-2004 06:04 »

does anyone have a link to the guy elzar is based on (emeril)? i've never heard of him. was that "free meal not really free" story true? is that written anywhere? sounds interesting...

ima go with leela's boyfriends as the jerks.
Woodbot 2.0

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« Reply #45 on: 03-14-2004 13:13 »

Emarald does a cooking show.
He is a human Elazar.

HGB and his son are big ass jerks!
He threw Dwlright and Cubert's lunchboxs into the mini black hole.
Maltho

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« Reply #46 on: 03-14-2004 14:44 »
« Last Edit on: 03-14-2004 14:44 »

Here is an Emeril link-
 http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/emeril_lagasse/article/0,1974,FOOD_9823_1770157,00.html

Emeril is my hero- I wish I could cook half as well as he does.   :p

Biggest Jerk? I think Wernstrum, his middle name is probably Jerk.
marla_singer

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« Reply #47 on: 03-15-2004 00:16 »

so what's the real story about the thing that happened in "bender gets made" where he makes them a dinner and then makes them pay? someone in this thread said it really happened? is this true?
EspanolBot

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« Reply #48 on: 03-17-2004 03:37 »

Hey, he's running a business not a charity. If I was Elzar i'd make them pay too.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #49 on: 03-17-2004 13:25 »

 
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Originally posted by marla_singer:
so what's the real story about the thing that happened in "bender gets made" where he makes them a dinner and then makes them pay? someone in this thread said it really happened? is this true?

'twas I.

From the "Bender Gets Made" episode:

While the PE crew sits and eats, the guys talk about the upcoming moment where Elzar double-cross the PE crew, and give them a bill, after they thought the meal would be free. Apparently it's based on a true story, and David is a bit hesitant as to whether he should tell it or not.

David: "Do you think I can tell the story it's based ... or not?"
Matt: "Well, just leave out the name of the restaurant."
David: "Oh, okay. This is based on a story told to my by a writer of the Simpsons, who was at a famous restaurant, with about 10 people. Some of them had met the chef before, so the chef took them to a private room and said "you know what? I'm going to take care of dinner tonight. You just leave everything to me. You don't have to order." So they bring in dish after dish, food came flowing into the dining room, they ate like kings. He said it was one of the best meals he had ever had in his life; champagne, vine, cigars and stuff like that, and then at the end when they were about to leave the check showed up, to their surprise, since they thought he was treating them. And the check was for 3500 dollars."
Matt: "Well, uh, the operating phrase there was "I'm going to take care of this."
David: "It was some kind of vague phrase, ..eh.. that was actually meaning he was going to decide what they were eating, but they thought it meant he was throwing the whole dinner for them."
Matt: "You know, a network executive once said to me: "don't worry, we're going to take care of you", eeh .. ehh, it was the same thing!"
*laughter*
PtPA

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« Reply #50 on: 03-17-2004 17:58 »

Dont know if anyone said him yet, but I'd have to say the car salesman...I know he was doing his job...but he did it in a jerky way
Sil

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« Reply #51 on: 03-17-2004 18:03 »

Hello...? Calculon?
"I'd like to introduce you to our director, whose name I never learned." Very amusing though.
VoVat

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« Reply #52 on: 03-17-2004 20:08 »

 
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Hey, he's running a business not a charity. If I was Elzar i'd make them pay too.

I suppose it WAS partially Bender's fault that Leela was blinded, and he apparently ended up being the one who paid for the dinner, so I guess that's somewhat fair.  Doesn't mean Elzar isn't a jerk, but a lot of his jerkiest behavior tends to come out when he's provoked by Bender.
EspanolBot

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« Reply #53 on: 03-18-2004 06:24 »

Yeah 40% Iron Chef was a good example of this.
Woodbot 2.0

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« Reply #54 on: 03-18-2004 07:05 »

 
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Originally posted by EspanolBot:
Yeah 40% Iron Chef was a good example of this.
You mean 30% Iron Chef.

 Juge Whitey is a big jerk.

marla_singer

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« Reply #55 on: 03-19-2004 06:36 »

haha holy shiat, cheers teral.

damn you elzar...emeril...

what a chump. jerk. jerk-chump.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #56 on: 03-19-2004 10:04 »

 
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Originally posted by VoVat:
 I suppose it WAS partially Bender's fault that Leela was blinded, and he apparently ended up being the one who paid for the dinner, so I guess that's somewhat fair.  Doesn't mean Elzar isn't a jerk, but a lot of his jerkiest behavior tends to come out when he's provoked by Bender.
BUT we only see Elzar when Bender's around...dont they eat anywhere ELSE?!?

  :confused: 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #57 on: 10-20-2005 21:22 »

Sal definatly up there
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #58 on: 10-21-2005 01:24 »

Hellooouuu?  Robot Devil?  Anybody?

pojy

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« Reply #59 on: 10-26-2005 06:50 »

nah the robot devil was just doing his job
blug

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« Reply #60 on: 10-29-2005 18:05 »

anyone with that girlie of a scream can't be considered evil. now robot santa....he is evil.
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