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Dr. Morberg

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Elzar, who charges people when he tells them he's making a special meal to make up for an eye injury.
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Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #13 on: 02-27-2004 15:40 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2004 15:40 »
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Originally posted by Iron Chef: I really fail to see how Elzar is a jerk, Dr Morberg. I think someone's a little biased... Elzar really is a jerk, look at what he does to the crew in "Bender Gets Made", and what he says to Bender in "30% Iron Chef". These are just examples. He could also have done something much jerkier.
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PCC Fred

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Originally posted by David A: I don't know why Leela won't go out with Fry; it's not like she could do any better.  *stunned silence in the saloon. Tumbleweed rolls down the suddenly deserted street* *Western movie music plays quietly in the background* *Three cowboys ride horseback into town. Close up, they look like Teral, Zed and Fred* ZED: We're lookin' for the no good varmit that insulted mah girl. Ah'm gonna shoot him up so much the vultures'll be sucking him through a straw. TERAL: Wäït ä därn mïnütë, Lëëlä ïs MÄH gïrl! FRED: Like hell! She's mahne! Ah'm gonna kill you! *Teral, Fred and Zed shoot each other. David A steps over their bloody corpses, mounts one of their horses, and rides into the sunset* Well, we sure taught HIM a lesson... DISCLAIMER - PCC Fred would like to apologize to any Scandinavians and fans of Westerns who may feel insulted by this post. I assure you that it wasn't my intention. Besides, it's all David A's fault! What are you getting at me for?
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Originally posted by Dr. Morberg: I think someone's a little biased...
Elzar really is a jerk, look at what he does to the crew in "Bender Gets Made", and what he says to Bender in "30% Iron Chef". These are just examples. He could also have done something much jerkier. He got them one of the best tables in his restaurant (a restaurant where it's probably next to impossible to get a reservation) and personally cooked their meals. True, it's mean but he never said anything about the meal being free. The funniest part though, is that it's based on a true story.  On the other hand I think his actions in "The 30% Iron Chef" was justified: Bender put him in the situation in "Bender Gets Made", insulted his costumers, ran out on the check in "The Cyberhouse Rules" and he poked his antenna in his crotch. If I was Elzar I'd be miffed too.
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evan

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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens: Pool cue.
Detatched retinas.
That Guy. You, sir, have offended my honor. I guess being a sheep makes you jealous, does it not? Biggest jerk? I'm personally surprised that no one has mentioned Bender. After all, he is insensitive, arrogant, self-centered, stole Fry's blood on numerous occassions, tried to kill PE members, enslaved a planet, etc, etc, etc. He might not be the bigget jerk, but he's definately worth a mention.
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