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Tongue Luck

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« #80 : 07-24-2004 02:13 »
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My brother and I would get into an epic fight over Leela. Only one would survive. And then the survivor would be hospitalized by a neck-breaking boot to the face. It'd be worth it.

Wooho! My first ever TOTPD!
Odelay3547

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« #81 : 07-28-2004 07:48 »

I'd probably go out with Amy, be lazy with Fry, and make sure Bender didn't steal my wallet.
PizzaMan

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« #82 : 07-28-2004 11:07 »

I'd ask Leela Out and hang out with Fry And Bender that would be the coolest day
Beamer

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« #83 : 07-29-2004 05:50 »

Play strip poker with Leela and Amy, but rig the cards so they both lose.
brae
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« #84 : 08-01-2004 15:30 »

I'd ask Bender to see what was in his compartment.
Jicannon

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« #85 : 08-04-2004 17:04 »

If the characters were real I wouldn't be here talking about them....because I wouldn't know about them.
Spacedal11

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« #86 : 08-04-2004 18:35 »

I'd hang with the crew and end up drunk that night and wake up with Fry the next morning  ;).
brainslugwearer

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« #87 : 08-23-2004 14:32 »

If the crew came out of my tv it would be a tight squess (hahaha) i think i would show them all the dvd's and comic books about them. then leela would now about fry saying "I love you" in the stars. And as i reward they would have to give there first born son and i would raise it has my own... oh... i mean I'd hang out with fry...
BendersBackBaby

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« #88 : 08-25-2004 01:56 »

gather em all up and have them help me assassanate rupert murdock! lol
airbagfailure

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« #89 : 08-25-2004 06:00 »

i'd ask fry out!...and if he said no.. then i'd ask calculon out! if he said no... i'd just chain zapp up somewhere so he could amuse me...

but i'd definitely be trying for fry... oh yeah...
Gloop

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« #90 : 08-25-2004 06:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Fridge:
Simple- Pub crawl!

Dude - I am so with you on that. I'd drag them down to Covent Garden with me, take in a show, get trashed around London and then club until the sun comes up. I wouldn't worry about funding the night out, what with Bender being there, and all.
Zoidywhoopwhoop

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« #91 : 08-26-2004 13:00 »

My sis would marry Bender and have minny robits. I would paint Zoidberg blue to match his parallel counterpart.
Bender_Waffles

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« #92 : 08-27-2004 09:37 »

I would go on a date with Fry, definatly.  ;)
airbagfailure

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« #93 : 11-14-2004 06:05 »

I'd want..."Fembot"!! cause there aint nothing like a transvestite robot...
Fry..of course... and.. Father Changstein el Gamahl cause he could rock the religious casbar!...
Btb

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« #94 : 11-14-2004 10:52 »

id hang out withhermes for his jamaican ways.  aw cigars.  then id bring bender to all the people i dont like so he can mug them.
bigstfryfanevr6

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« #95 : 11-15-2004 21:49 »

If the characters came out of my TV I'd be so excited! First I would ask Fry out! Then I'd beat people up with Leela and she would be my friend. I'd paint my nails with Amy. I would have Professor do my homework. Hermese and I would have a limbo contest, but he would probably win. I'd fix up Zoidberg so he's pretty. I'd adopt Nibbler because he's so cute! For the rest of the cast I'd just go out and have a HUGE party and dance aroud with rings! Then we could use the Planet Express Ship to travel through space and meet aliens! Then back to the party!
Dr.Jerkbird

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« #96 : 11-16-2004 03:39 »
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Id hang with the Gang!   :D
Yuki_in_space

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« #97 : 11-16-2004 03:45 »
« : 11-16-2004 03:45 »

If Futurama characters came out of my TV I'd have to seriously consider giving up the sauce.
BTW Airbagfailure, going out with Calculon would be like having a date with David Duchovny. Not a bad idea at all.
healerguy

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« #98 : 11-16-2004 15:33 »

I'd have to agree with what the majority of everyone said.  I'd get really blasted with Fry and Bender, definitly would like to go clubbing with Zapp, definitly would try to go for coffee in the backseat of my car with Amy  :D
Juliet

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« #99 : 11-16-2004 16:01 »

I would date Bender, telling that he is a sexy love machine and I don’t need a man because I got him. I might cheat on him with Fry for a bit.

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Gambit

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« #100 : 11-16-2004 16:38 »

i think i would form some kind of evil trio with the Professor and Roberto, and we'd have the headless body of Agnu (is it?) as a slave/helper
germanfryfan

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« #101 : 11-16-2004 16:39 »
« : 11-16-2004 16:39 »

ehhmmm if the Futurama characters were real:

I would like to hang around with them all and do some cool stuff with them. Slurm-contests, space travels, destroying dumped planets, helping in making deliveries, hanging around watching TV, commanding Zoidberg around. Also I'd try to date Leela, which probably will be hard to achieve.   :hmpf:

edit: oh.. Hi healerguy! Welcome to PEEL  :)

Enjoy your stay here at nerd-world!
airbagfailure

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« #102 : 11-17-2004 06:39 »

Yuki knows what time it is... bam!
LLL

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« #103 : 11-25-2004 13:05 »

I'd kick Zapp and Fry so they are in lots of pain then I would ask Leela out.I would make hermes do all my homework and i would tell the prof to invent a machine to make Leela fall in love with me if she had said no.I would hang out with Bender and amy.I would turn zoidberg in and get loads of money which would probably please Leela.
Whoopwhoopwhoop

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« #104 : 11-26-2004 23:03 »

I'd go to the moon and have my way with the crushinator...
Nasty Pasty

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« #105 : 11-26-2004 23:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Whoopwhoopwhoop:
I'd go to the moon and have my way with the crushinator...

You're not good enough for a sweet lady like that.

Try her younger sister.  :p
Digital Dragon

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« #106 : 11-28-2004 17:37 »

I'd horribly violate the female characters. And probably Zoidberg while I'm at it 'cause how could anyone resist his hideous crustacean charm?
HolyZombieJesus

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« #107 : 11-28-2004 17:46 »

I'd ask Fry if he smokes weed.  If he doesn't, then he's gone.  Then I'd proceed to rip bongs with Hermes while he solves my fiscal problems.  Later, there would be a big clambake where Bender would cook up a delicious Doctor Zoidberg, wherein myself and the rest of the crew would get totally tanked and full of sweet, sweet space-lobster meat.

But Fry is not allowed unless he smokes the ganja.  It's just how it is.
The fry man

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« #108 : 11-29-2004 14:34 »

 
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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
I would show them off to my friends.  I'd have Zoidberg annoy people I don't like.  Show off my friends with Amy and Leela in my arms.  Fry and me would be best of friends.
Same here
  :cool:
HungryZoid

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« #109 : 11-29-2004 14:39 »
« : 11-29-2004 14:39 »

If the Futurama characters were real, I'd go 'round HungryZombieJesus' and have some boiled Zoidberg.
SportsMaster

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« #110 : 11-29-2004 16:32 »

 
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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
If the PE crew could jump out of the TV screen and talk with you what would you do?  I'd probably die of excitment.  I'd ask Amy and Leela out.  I'd want to hang out with Bender and Fry.  I'd had Zoidberg eat my garbage.  The Professor could help my with my college work.  The fact that they aren't real and I can never meet them in person is a real damn shame.

Amen to that!!! I would always hang out with Fry and Bender

FryBound

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« #111 : 01-09-2006 21:44 »

Fry! of course bender would be awesome too but id like to try slurm too it look sick, made from sick things but i still would like to try it
Ralph Snart

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« #112 : 01-09-2006 23:11 »

I'd have to take Leela out just to see the stares that I would get from having a purple-haired cyclops with me.

Plus she has a perfect ass...   :cool:
Venus

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« #113 : 01-09-2006 23:15 »

i always thought her ass was a little weirdly shaped. Maybe it just appears that way to me cause i have no ass once-so-ever.
Shiny

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« #114 : 01-09-2006 23:56 »

I'd have Nibbler eat my boss.
Ralph Snart

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« #115 : 01-10-2006 02:20 »

 
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Originally posted by Venus:

i always thought her ass was a little weirdly shaped. Maybe it just appears that way to me cause i have no ass once-so-ever.

Trust me, as a guy and an ass-man (I know - WAYYY too much information), they gave Leela a great ass.   :cool:
holophonervirtu

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« #116 : 01-10-2006 04:11 »

I'd probably head to Luna Park and get a I'm with stupid on the moon shirt
RS 2thou

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« #117 : 01-10-2006 09:13 »

Try to hook up with Leela (or Amy)
I probably spend to much time trying to stop from selling my stuff (especially my car and blood)
Get into my fry costume just to confuse all the rest of the PE crew
Benders_Fan

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« #118 : 01-11-2006 11:25 »
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Bender would be my best friend.I'd get a picture of me and the whole crew.I can think of lotsa stuff.
miss_bender

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« #119 : 02-19-2006 16:12 »

I might try to help Fry get Leela. And of course I would get a picture with bender maybe even let him steal my wallet, Bender is so totally awsome!
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