If the Futurama characters were real.

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If the PE crew could jump out of the TV screen and talk with you what would you do?  I'd probably die of excitment.  I'd ask Amy and Leela out.  I'd want to hang out with Bender and Fry.  I'd had Zoidberg eat my garbage.  The Professor could help my with my college work.  The fact that they aren't real and I can never meet them in person is a real damn shame.

[#1 :]

If they did that, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't want to hang around with us.   
Seriously though, I'd probably go and lie down because a real-life Zoidberg would be a very ugly sight indeed.

[#2 :]

Some drink games with Bender and Fry, i think ^^

[#3 :]

 

Originally posted by M0le:
Seriously though, I'd probably go and lie down because a real-life Zoidberg would be a very ugly sight indeed.

Excuse me?!

Actually, I'd make sure Zoidberg and/or Nibbler didn't eat my dogs.

[#4 :]

I'd get Hermes to teach me accounting, then go back to university and kick some GAAP ass.

[#5 :]

Taking what John C said and twisting it, I would make Nibbler eat all my enemies. Teehee!
And probably steal some beer from Bender.

[#6 :]

make some bets with bender, perhaps a little gambling...take zoidberg to an all you can eat buffet, my treat...

[#7 :]

If the P.E. crew jumped out of my tv, i would ask my friend for a reference to her psychologist.

[#8 :]

Haha.  Yeah I'd say "This is good shit."

[#9 :]

Oh my gosh I'd attatch myself to Doctor Zoidberg and never ever let go until I DIED!        Squeeeeeeeeeeeel.

....and stuff.

[#10 :]

I would ask Fry out!Or Bender, because fry is kind of , well, nevermind

[#11 :]

Ohhhh... I'd hang out with zapp, and go clubbing with him, and then i'd pick up amy and go for "cofee" in the back seat of her car! 

[#12 :]

I'd put them in their very own quality animated TV show. 

[#13 :]

I would take Leela away to a quiet little corner and then turn on the charm. And then spend the next few weeks in hospital with broken bones. But boy would it be worth it.

[#14 :]

 

Originally posted by Bushmeister:
I would take Leela away to a quiet little corner and then turn on the charm. And then spend the next few weeks in hospital with broken bones. But boy would it be worth it.

Leela would be dyin' fer it I reckon! 

[#15 :]

I'd wait until Zapp made another stupid pass at Leela, then knock him out of his shoes. Then I'd invite her out for a cup of coffee. Let's she how things evolve from there.

Later I'd turn Zoidberg in and collect any rewards given for proof of extra-terrestial life.

[#16 :]

Teral U dastard! How could you do that to Zoidypoo?

And how comes I didn't think of it first?

[#17 :]

Don't worry, he'll bore the scientists to tears with his clingy nature and then escape while they roll around the floor in agony. Then he'll return and we split the reward, 99.9% to me, and 0.1% to him. Lather, rinse, repeat. It's a the best scam ever.

[#18 :]

I'd adopt Nibbler. Then I would threaten him and hold him for ransom when Leela comes after me, and by ransom, I don't mean for money. Then you'd read about me in the obituaries.

[#19 :]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
I'd wait until Zapp made another stupid pass at Leela, then knock him out of his shoes. Then I'd invite her out for a cup of coffee. Let's she how things evolve from there.

Later I'd turn Zoidberg in and collect any rewards given for proof of extra-terrestial life.

Teral, you're not looking at the big picture.  What you do is invite Leela to your apartment for a lovely candlelight dinner, in which you serve her favourite dish, Lobster Zoidberg... I mean Lobster Newburg... I mean DOCTOR Zoidberg!

As for getting rich, buy Leela some boots with a CRAZY green stripe!  Then when the Professor writes her into his will, stand back and watch the hilarious bloody carnage!  Once that's over, Leela will have to find a way to ensure your silence.  And you'll like it.  You'll REALLY like it.

Who says I can't write fan fiction? 

[#20 :]

 

Originally posted by Mango:
Oh my gosh I'd attatch myself to Doctor Zoidberg and never ever let go until I DIED!           Squeeeeeeeeeeeel.

....and stuff.

You and me both.

[#21 :]

I'd jump back into the telly with them so it will be like a never-ending episode 

[#22 :]

I like them on the show, but in real life I would hate them. They don't get along with eachother very well so why should I think that they would get along with me? They are all intended to have exagerated social problems that would really annoy the hell out of a person. And Zoidberg definitely needs to stay as a cartoon. This is a very weird topic.

[#23 :]

I'd enslave them and force them to act out scenes from the show just like in WNFHGB.

[#24 :]

Has anybody seen a squid/lobster/octopi/shrimp before? They are not the most attractive animals in the world, and a disturbing combination of all four is what Zoidberg would look like. Imagine it. 

[#25 :]

I would spend all day with fry sitting on the couch watching *TV* then maybe i will join him in kicking ass on the internet, but you cant forget bender i would love to scam some people with him.

[#26 :]

I would scream and tell them I  watch the show as much as possible, and leela would say "were on a t.v. show?" and I would say "ya! Its called futurama!!" and then Fry would say, "o.k. if it IS a t.v. show, how did I get frozen?" And i would tell him everything, and say the exact words he said. Then, bender would ask me "Than whats my catch phrase?!" and i would say "bite my shiny metal ass!!" and then add "and did i mention it was shiny?????" Also, i would whisper to fry, "tell leela you love her! It would be awesome!!! But do it romantically." And he would thank me. They would tell me they have to go and deliver something, so i would hyg fry and bender because i love them. And before they left, leela would say "You should clean your room, well, bye! And thanks for being such a big fan."

whew, that was fast.

[#27 :]

Actually, they would probably get really mad that they were stuck in the year 2000. Leela, Bender and Zoidberg would be captured by the U.S. government and have hundreds of tests and expiriments performed on them. Fry would have to go back to his delivery job, and Farnsworth would be locked in a mental institution. Amy, without her rich parents, would probably get a dead end job along with Fry, and Hermes would be the only one who could go on to lead a successful life.

[#28 :]

Well, I suppose if they jumped out of the tv, I'd have to stop doing the drugs for a little while.... 

[#29 :]

I'd go to their world then hang around with Leela on the internet - maybe try and find something to make me look older, and put on some charm so I could go out with Leela. 

Then I'd keep away from Fry. He might try and kill me or something.

[#30 :]

I'd skip school, and sit on my lazy ass all day to watch T.V. with Fry and Bender. Then I'd help Bender rob the Rite-Aid down my street. I'd help Farnsworth put Hitler's brain in a killer shark- again. And then I'd make Zoidberg eat my garbage, and have Yancy eat all the bologna, and Nibbler could eat the ham! Oh, what a day that'd be...   

[#31 :]

if they were coming out of my tv i'd probably be asking for a bit less acid... and then get zoidberg to do my anatomy exams  he can't be much worse than me since i sit around watching futurama dvds instead of studying

[#32 :]

Id get Leela to teach me how to kick butt!!
id go on a drinking binge with Bender til i rebooted.
Id have a limbo contest with Hermes.
Me and Fry wud go to Farnsworth's class on Wanton Burrito Meals (haha)

[#33 :]

Me, Fry and Bender would become friends instantly, because since I'm on blood thinners and can't drink alcohol, I'd always be the sober one, so:

1)they'd never have to take responsibility for their actions.

2)It'd mean more booze for them.

3)I'd be the designated driver.

Oh, and before I forget:

4)Since my dad's a lawyer, they'd have protection from the law.
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[#34 :]

If they jumped out of the TV, I'd have to keep them hidden unless they all wanted autopsies. I'd like to see their reactions to watching themselves on the show(look how dumb I look, etc.)

[#35 :]

 

Originally posted by QueenOfRobonia:
And probably steal some beer from Bender.

but would you live to tell the tale? 

[#36 :]

I dont think i could resist going on a murderous rampage with Bender. I think its high time he kills all humans.

[#37 :]

If they jumped out of the TV screen...I would ask Fry out the first chance I got!

[#38 :]

I would ask Leela out on a date, then prob. go out for a marble-eating contest with Fry.

[#39 :]

I would show them off to my friends.  I'd have Zoidberg annoy people I don't like.  Show off my friends with Amy and Leela in my arms.  Fry and me would be best of friends.