Who is the most evil?

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Nixon=MEGA EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      :evillaugh

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i went with nixon, however how is santa not on there!?!?

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SCRUFFY HAS GONE TO THE DARK SIDE?!

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*Tsk*

Nobody's nailed it.
Aren't the prime candidates obvious?

F*X!!
<Bender>
Those dirty bouble-crossing b_st_rds! 
</Bender>

I'll shut up now, for the sake of my oil- er, blood-pressure.

My choice? Oh, yeah! Too close to call between 'Tricky-Dick', Mom, and Beelzebot.

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I think Nixon should be dead...so I voted for Mom.

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Let me review the canadates:

Richard Nixon:
Very diabolical and has been so since prob'ly longer than anyone knows. If wanting to sell children's organs to the zoo (or was it circus?) isn't evil, I don't what is.
 
Robot Devil:
He's not really evil. Almost all his victoms are sinners. He's just punishing robots that deserve to be punished. 
 
Mom:
Not evil, just bitter and lonely and mad at everyone and a bit crazy.
 
Bender:
Bender's not evil, he's just anti-authority, doesn't completely understand how frail and weak humans are, dislikes most humans (and who can blame him, I mean humans are responsible for the world being such a crummy place), and is irreverent and ammoral. He deeply cares about his co-workers and went out of his way to keep the Robot Mafia from killing Fry, Leela and Nibbler. He really cared about the orphans he adopted (mostly 'cause he got money raising them, but we also thought they were cute and sweet) and the baby penguins. Bender's done some bad things in the past, but being humanlly flawed is what makes realisitic and funny and he almost always redeems himself in the end.

Morbo:

Like nagrub said, Morbo isn't really evil, he just WANTS to be evil. He always said he'll destroy so and so, but he never actually carries out his threats. And besides, he's too hilariously morbid to be truly evil.
 
The Omicronions:
They're not really evil, it's just that their nature and culture is different from that of humans (and Decapodians and Neptunians and Amphibiousians, for that matter). They're no more evil than sharks who eat their own offsping, but only hurt humans who irritate/annoy/tease/come too close to them. And their 2nd invasion on Earth was more than justified.

Professor Farnsworth:
The Prof.'s not evil, he's just, as Fry put it, "a senile, amoral crackpot". He sends crews out on dangerous missions, but at least he tells them ahead of time that the missions will be dangerous. Plus, in "The Sting" (an episode I haven't watched yet but I've read alot about), the Prof. actually warns the crew not to go the honey-gathering mission, and it turns out he tried to stop his last crew from going on the mission that resulted in their deaths.
 
The Neutral People:
Their not good OR evil. They're in-between.

Parallel Leela: 
I haven't seen that episode yet, but I don't any version of Leela (who is perhaps the nicest person in Futurama, with Kif being the only one nicer, and Nibbler and good ol' Amy coming in close behind) could be truly evil

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except for the Bendernator from issue #7. Kami-sama, was that issue weird, confusing, illogical, not at all what would happen if Bender and Leela went to Fry's time, contradictory to Fry's destiny to wipe out Brain Spawn, NOT robots, and extremely OOC for Leela. But it was still funny and entertaining, and I suppose the plot holes in the tale of interest could be explained by the fact that the What-If Machine is only so plausible that if often gives out answers with errors, like Leela working at PE during giant Bender's rampage when she should be hunting down Fry like a dog.

Scruffy:
Scruffy's lazy (like almost everyone is) and a bit perverted and obbsessed with porno (like most people are), not evil.

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As I said on another thread, I think Nixon's evilness is mainly hot air driven by insanity and bitterness. He goes on these retarded rants about how he's gonna smash people's homes up and stuff but at the end of the day he's all mouth and no trousers.

Anyway I voted for Mom. Don't know why Scruffy's up there. Maybe Calculon should be on the list, as he was evidently prepared to shoot Harold Zoid in 'That's Lobstertainment'. Plus he's not a very nice person.

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I vote for Scruffy. Some day ya just know he is going to go on a mass killing spree. And THAT my friends is what we all know we want to see.

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*Second* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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The Santa robot is evil aswell

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Richard Nixon:
Very diabolical and has been so since prob'ly longer than anyone knows. If wanting to sell children's organs to the zoo (or was it circus?) isn't evil, I don't what is.

Yet you say Bender isn't evil, and he tries to sell the orphans to a Chinese restaurant.

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::votes for Parallel Leela::   

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Originally posted by Gocad:
::votes for Parallel Leela::   

She isnt evil, but dont get me wrong, she is a jerk.   

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For marrying parallel Fry?

 

Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
Let me review the canadates:

Richard Nixon:
Very diabolical and has been so since prob'ly longer than anyone knows. If wanting to sell children's organs to the zoo (or was it circus?) isn't evil, I don't what is.

Plus he goes into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place.

 

Bender:
Bender's not evil, he's just anti-authority, doesn't completely understand how frail and weak humans are, dislikes most humans (and who can blame him, I mean humans are responsible for the world being such a crummy place), and is irreverent and ammoral. He deeply cares about his co-workers (a) and went out of his way to keep the Robot Mafia from killing Fry, Leela and Nibbler. He really cared about the orphans he adopted (mostly 'cause he got money raising them, but we also thought they were cute and sweet) and the baby penguins (b). Bender's done some bad things in the past, but being humanlly flawed is what makes realisitic and funny and he almost always redeems himself in the end.

a) "A Pharaoh To Remember"
"I Second That Emotion"
"Insane In The Mainframe"
Just to mention a few.

b) Only because he had the penguin-program.

 

Professor Farnsworth:
The Prof.'s not evil, he's just, as Fry put it, "a senile, amoral crackpot". He sends crews out on dangerous missions, but at least he tells them ahead of time that the missions will be dangerous. Plus, in "The Sting" (an episode I haven't watched yet but I've read alot about), the Prof. actually warns the crew not to go the honey-gathering mission, and it turns out he tried to stop his last crew from going on the mission that resulted in their deaths.

I have a feeling that was a bit of reverse psychology from Farnsworth. He didn't say "You can't go, because it's too dangerous", he said "You can't go because you're not competent enough". He knew Leela wouldn't stand for it, she hate being called incompetent. And it's not like he tokk the keys to the PE ship away from them.
 
 

The Neutral People:
Their not good OR evil. They're in-between.

Sounds like Neutral propaganda to me.   

::votes for Nixon::
"Nixon in 3004! Four More Years! Four More Years!

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Yeah Nixon is probably the most evil

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It's obviously the Robot Santa. 

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arooooooooo

nixon for sure.

in real life AND in futurama

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Oh, I forget to give my statement.
I voted for Nixon!
Teral allready gave the right quote:

"Because I go into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place"

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I'm going to say Mom, because she's suposed to be the nice 'ol lady to the public on the outside... but realy shes just a mean evil 'ol lady 

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Nixon.
I could give a carefully phrased and politically correct essay about his evil points, both fictional and real, but I'm just going to say that he's a major asshole.   

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Neutral people are the most evil. Nobody knows what are they hiding behind their neutral policy.

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Its got to be Nixon, he's not just evil in Futurama!

"I wouldn't give this body away any more than my cocker spaniel chequers*."
"arf!"
"Shut up dammit!"

*spelling?

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The neutral people, without all doubt.

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I'm gonna say Richard Nixon is most evil.

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The most evil is MOM, but of the Planet Express crew its Bender, because he said this:
"You mean there's another Bender out there more evil than me....I do my best dammit.

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Bender is evil...he's not completley heartless, he can do cute things and care about people, but as a robot he just doesn't care...he's evil. Doesn't have the basic human emotions to deal with ...being not evil.

Robot Devil is NOT evil! He's just doing his job! Jeez, stop stereotyping, people. XP

I would say the most evil Futurama character is DEFINATLEY Robot Santa. In A Tale of Two Santas he even says that he knows he's over strict and most of the people he hurts and whatnot at Christmas time aren't really "naughty", he just enjoys it. And those poor homosexual Neptunians... ;_;

EDIT: Oh...yeah, I voted for Morbo. HE EATS KITTENS!!

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*Video Game Spoiler* (I'm too stupid to know how to put stuff in a blue background)


Is the video game part of the continuum of the futurama universe? Because if so, Mom did kind of kill the planet express crew and take over the universe. Though Farnsworth is just as much party to their deaths and Mom's victory as anyone, (and yes, despite what Mom says, you can change the space-time continuum, just watch The Why of Fry).

I'd say Mom and Professor Farnsworth are perfectly tied in evil-ness. That's why I'm voting for Scruffy.

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What about the evil flying brains? They wanted to destroy the universe.

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Originally posted by Alliteration:
What about the evil flying brains? They wanted to destroy the universe.

Yeeeaaah, but just because all concious thought causes them terrible pain. Poor little floatie guys.

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Originally posted by Teral:
For marrying parallel Fry?

No, I just can't think of any version of Leela

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except for the Bendernator from issue #7

as being evil.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
"A Pharaoh To Remember"

In the DVD commentary, David X. Cohen says that Bender was kinda drunk with power.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
"I Second That Emotion"

But he paid for his heartlessness by having to feel Leela's emotions. Plus, I think Bender learned to care about Nibbler after this episode, though he doesn't show it much.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
"Insane In The Mainframe"

Bender didn't really do anything evil in this ep., though he did act indifferent to poor Fry. And the human heart thing was just a throw-away gag.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Only because he had the penguin-program.

But AFTER he reverted to human mode, he said that the baby penguins made him want to puke...in a good way.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Sounds like Neutral propaganda to me.

LOL, seriously, though, the whole joke/gag/idea with/about the Neutral people is that they have no strong feelings one or the other, thus they can't be truly good OR evil.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Plus he goes into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place.

Good point, but I think selling children's organs is more evil, as I loooove children (they can be annoying, but they're really cute and have the potental to grow up to great people) and hate violence against children (it's because of this that I dislike the Simpsons ep. where they destroy everything in Springfield that children hold dear.)

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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 

Originally posted by Teral:
"A Pharaoh To Remember"

In the DVD commentary, David X. Cohen says that Bender was kinda drunk with power.

Hardly an excuse for treating his supposedly best friends the way he did. If anything it emphasizes his jerkness (is that a word? Well, it is now) in APTR.

 

   

Originally posted by Teral:
"I Second That Emotion"

But he paid for his heartlessness by having to feel Leela's emotions. Plus, I think Bender learned to care about Nibbler after this episode, though he doesn't show it much.

The whole point of the final scene was that Bender learned absolutely nothing from having Leelas emotions forcefed to him. He didn't learn compassion of respect for other peoples feelings, Leela on the other hand learned something from Bender.

 

   

Originally posted by Teral:
"Insane In The Mainframe"

Bender didn't really do anything evil in this ep., though he did act indifferent to poor Fry. And the human heart thing was just a throw-away gag.

Fry is his best friend, yet he didn't care he was going insane or almost stabbed to death. And I know the heart was a joke. 

 

   

Originally posted by Teral:
Only because he had the penguin-program.

But AFTER he reverted to human mode, he said that the baby penguins made him want to puke...in a good way.

It was also a subconscious thing, he don't even know why he did it.

 

   

Originally posted by Teral:
Sounds like Neutral propaganda to me.

LOL, seriously, though, the whole joke/gag/idea with/about the Neutral people is that they have no strong feelings one or the other, thus they can't be truly good OR evil.

What makes a man turn Neutral? Money? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Neutrality?

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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
LOL, seriously, though, the whole joke/gag/idea with/about the Neutral people is that they have no strong feelings one or the other, thus they can't be truly good OR evil.

At least with enemies you know where they stand.   

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To Teral: Bender can't be truly evil because the KKK were/are pretty durn evil and they enforced prohibition. Bender, loves beer and more than likely hates prohibition, and thus hates the KKK and must not be truly evil. Please note that I'm not saying beer is good (I dislike alcholic beverages not only beacause they're unhealthy but because they taste really bad IMHO, prob'ly 'cause  I'm AMerican    ) but beer isn't evil either. I think Homer Simpson is more evil than Bender, because:

1)To my knowledge, Bender has never actually killed anyone, though he claims to but he's just trying to impress murderous 'bots. Homer has killed millions on snakes on numerous Whacking Days.

2) Homer wanted to join the Stonecutters because they were (are?) Weird, strange,sick, twisted, eerie, godless and evil. Bender would never join the Stonecutters as he's godless (to SOME extent), but not TRULY evil (if he was, Hell would be his kinda place, which it isn't), strange, Twisted (he bendes things, dosen't twist them LOL) or eerie.

3) Homer dropped the kids off at an R-rated film. As crappy a father he was in tCHR, Bender didn't let the orphans watch adult entertainment.

4) from "Whacking Day":

Homer: Deep inside every man is an unending battl;e between good and evil.

"I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!" -Evil Homer singing as he dances on Good Homer's grave and shakes two maracas

P.S.: Bender really was evil, he wouldn't be good friends with Leela, who is practically goodness incarnate.

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FOOLS! MORBO WILL DESTROY YOU!
Or just the man in the hat

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To Teral: Bender can't be truly evil because the KKK were/are pretty durn evil and they enforced prohibition. Bender, loves beer and more than likely hates prohibition, and thus hates the KKK and must not be truly evil.

This makes absolutely no sense.

 

1)To my knowledge, Bender has never actually killed anyone, though he claims to but he's just trying to impress murderous 'bots. Homer has killed millions on snakes on numerous Whacking Days.

Snakes aren't people, and Bender DID kill some humans while in werecar form.  Homer has also run over people (Don Rickles, attorneys, the power plant grief counselor), but I don't know that any of them definitely died.

 

2) Homer wanted to join the Stonecutters because they were (are?) Weird, strange,sick, twisted, eerie, godless and evil. Bender would never join the Stonecutters as he's godless (to SOME extent), but not TRULY evil (if he was, Hell would be his kinda place, which it isn't), strange, Twisted (he bendes things, dosen't twist them LOL) or eerie.

Bender is a joiner.  If there were an equivalent of the Stonecutters in Futurama, Bender would probably want to join.

 

3) Homer dropped the kids off at an R-rated film. As crappy a father he was in tCHR, Bender didn't let the orphans watch adult entertainment.

Yes, letting your kids watch an R-rated movie is MUCH worse than trying to sell them as food.

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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
To Teral: Bender can't be truly evil because the KKK were/are pretty durn evil and they enforced prohibition. Bender, loves beer and more than likely hates prohibition, and thus hates the KKK and must not be truly evil.

So? The American government and police supported the prohibition back in the 20's. Using your logic that government/police was just as evil as the Klan. Plus you can't really compare evil. It's like virginity, either you are or you aren't.

 

Please note that I'm not saying beer is good

I am. Actually you're right. Alcohol is very very bad...for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very very good!

 

I think Homer Simpson is more evil than Bender, because:

1)To my knowledge, Bender has never actually killed anyone, though he claims to but he's just trying to impress murderous 'bots. Homer has killed millions on snakes on numerous Whacking Days.

I think the Shrimpkins would disagree, except they can't because they're dead. And how exactly did Bender end up witht he arm of the Norwegian Prime Minister?

 

2) Homer wanted to join the Stonecutters because they were (are?) Weird, strange,sick, twisted, eerie, godless and evil. Bender would never join the Stonecutters as he's godless (to SOME extent), but not TRULY evil (if he was, Hell would be his kinda place, which it isn't), strange, Twisted (he bendes things, dosen't twist them LOL) or eerie.

Homer wanted to join the Stonecutters because he wanted to be part of a group. Also because they have power and hold keggers. The Stonecutters are interested in drinking beer, parties and power. Bender would join in a heartbeat (if he had a heart  ). Nobody likes Hell, not even evil people.

 

3) Homer dropped the kids off at an R-rated film. As crappy a father he was in tCHR, Bender didn't let the orphans watch adult entertainment.

But he did give them blernsball bats to settle their arguments, made them run from the bill (stealing) and taught them to be rude. Somehow I think that's a tad worse than an adult movie. Considering how abundant sex and naked bodies are in todays medias, especially ad campaigns.

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Snakes aren't people

But they're living creatures.

 

Bender DID kill some humans while in werecar form.

Bender wasn't himself when he did it.

 

But once you turn 21 it becomes very very good!

Okay, just don't drink too much alcohol and kill your braincells and become a loser like Homer of Fry or Peter Griffin.

 

I think the Shrimpkins would disagree, except they can't because they're dead.

Who are the Shrimpkins?

 

Homer wanted to join the Stonecutters because he wanted to be part of a group. Also because they have power and hold keggers.

"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!  And I want in."


 

The Stonecutters are interested in drinking beer, parties and power. Bender would join in a heartbeat (if he had a heart ).

Bender DOES have a heart, see IitMf. ALso, I don't think Bender would like being in a club with Adolf Hitler.

I don't think Bender is evil. He wants to be evil. Real evil doesn't know it's evil. Hitler didn't think he was evil, yet he was. Bender (and the of the PE crew) are neutral (like Hermes said in Fs), not truly good or evil. That's what makes them realisic and interesting.

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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:Who are the Shrimpkins?

The little people who worship him in "Godfellas".

 

"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in."

We saw exactly the same as Homer. What we saw had nothing to do with weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless or evil. All we saw was a group of men dressed in the same robe. Overall I'd say the Stonecutters are a fraternity, nothing else.

 

  Bender DOES have a heart, see IitMf. ALso, I don't think Bender would like being in a club with Adolf Hitler.

I don't even know what a LitMF is. Nobody likes being around a white shark, they're killers. 

Oh, and Bender didin't mind detonating the bomb in "War Is The H-Word", taking the entire Ball population with him. And when the Balls surrendered he banished them from their own homeworld.

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I think he meant to say IITMF ("Insane in the Mainframe" )

Moving along, I say Nixon was the most evil. And... Parallel Leela wasn't evil at all... was she?