Favourite Futurama Nixonism?

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 "I going out to get some smokes. Really good smokes!"
(there is more funnier stuff to this but i forgot.)

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Nixon's head: "Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!"

All of Nixon's howlings are funny too.  Billy West did a good job voicing.

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"Rrrrrubber baby buggy bumpers." 

 (from the commentary for "A Head In The Polls" )

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He had a couple of good ones in war is the h-word.

Nixon: "My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo."

Nixon: "I want this robot fixed. Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election."

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Nixon: "NIXON'S BAAAACK!"

Nixon: "..so we opened up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it ... The damn thing's dead! Upchucked it's bamboo. True story."

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Nixon: "Attention happening robots! Who's got what it takes to party with Nixon?"

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Nixon: I'm so dizzy my head is spinning! Like a whirlpool it never ends.  Cracks me up.

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Ooh! I like in "300 Big Boys" where he goes,

"...I've given you all $300 in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill. Knock yourselves oouuuttttt!"



I have absolutely no idea why, it just makes me crack up every time.

Oh! And in the same ep, where he goes,

"THE LOOT, THE LOOT, THE LOOT IS ON FIRE!"

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So why do they call you Yancy Loves Bologna?
You enjoy that line because of they way he says out. I can read you like some sort of readible thing.
I just realised how big Yancys son is... that must've been like squeezing a bowling ball through a hose pipe... owee.

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Originally posted by squidORlobster:
So why do they call you Yancy Loves Bologna?
You enjoy that line because of they way he says out. I can read you like some sort of readible thing.
I just realised how big Yancys son is... that must've been like squeezing a bowling ball through a hose pipe... owee.

Whoa. And yeah. The line itself isn't that great, but the way he says it makes me laugh so hard....

Actually, they call me that, because I acknowlege it all the time. At school, it's kinda' my way of saying Duh, I guess. One time my friend called me Yancy Likes Bologna on accedent, and the name stuck. Of course, that doesn't really roll off the tougue, hence, Y.L.B.

About the baby: Whoa. You're right...*shivers*

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Originally posted by Teral:
Nixon: "NIXON'S BAAAACK!"

HA, I love that one.

Nixon: "I'll just put the ol' John Q. Nixon on it."

Nixon: "Good evening ignorant pigs.  Put down your Crack Pipes and Beer Bongs and Pay Attention!"

Both from AOI2

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From 300BB, ater Fry has bought Coffee #1:

Nixon on $297 Fun Bill: Smells good.

I have no idea why or how that's funny.  It just is, is all.

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Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
"Rrrrrubber baby buggy bumpers."   

 (from the commentary for "A Head In The Polls" )

I couldn't stop laughing when I first heard that in the commentary!

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What does it mean, anyways?! It's funny but what's it all about?
 

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Nixon:Nixon with Charisma? My god, I could rule the world!
I found that really funny, and he's looking at Benders hands in amazement while he's saying that.

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"I'm meeting you halfway, you filthy hippies."

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"Remember! What the dormouse said!Feed your Head!"
"Mrs. Nixon is foolish." (Billy West's impression of Antony Hopkins version of Nixon on the series 4 commentry.)

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Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?"
Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."
Nixon: "Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."

Nixon: "Uh, well, uh ... the question is, is vague.  You don't say what kind of candy.  Uh, whether anyone is watching ...  [Clears his throat]  At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child."
(Truth-O-Scope goes wild)

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Every single Arrrrooooo from Nixons lips makes me laugh like a green snake being poked with sugar canes.

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This is the brass ring fellas!

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Nixon: So we open the panda crate and wouldn'tcha know it, the damn things dead. Upchucked its bamboo. True story.
Zapp: Yeah, that's whatever you were talking about for ya.

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Leela: "Cool your jowls Nixon. You wouldn't like it that Dr Zoidberg desecrated the flag. You might even find the image of it festering in his bowels offensive. But the right to freedom expression is guaranteed in the Earth constitution."
Nixon: "Arooo! Maybe so. But I know a place where the constitution doesn't mean squat."
(Cut to the Supreme Court)
Chief Justice: "The Supreme Court hereby accepts the case of Earth vs Zoidberg."
Nixon: "Sock it to 'em!"

Nixon: "Stop that red menace!"

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Originally posted by Teral:
Nixon: "Arooo! Maybe so. But I know a place where the constitution doesn't mean squat."
(Cut to the Supreme Court)

It's funny 'cause it's true.

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$300 dollar bill: arou smells good.

everytime i hear that arouu it just pleases me. nixon is probably one of the funniest characters on the show, and hes not over played so its a great touch to any episode. the great smokes, wreacking up peoples houses, or the loot the loot the loot is on fire. are all good

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"betty fernand, send some of that lotion my way"
"You womens libbers really know how to party"

There are loads of great Nixon lines, I love it when he is on the Party card in the greenhouse effect episode, just the way its delivered, i always crack up when i comes to "There will be no escaping! from the fun!"

Of course there is the classic "The Loot, The Loot, The Loot is on fire"

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"Get that hippy out of the ring....!!!"

Arooooooooo....

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"Quick, get him in the back, while he's not looking!"

something like that anyway..... 

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the classic 'NIXONS BAAAACK!' i like he mech body too, it makes me smile.

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Nixon: " Seriously I'd no sooner give up this body than I would  my little cocker spaniel dog checkers."
(Checkers bark)
Nixon: "SHUT UP, DAMN YOU!!"

Nixon: "Now beat it, before I get Cambodian on your asses!"

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"Knock, knock!"

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"Do you like to party? To boogie down?" 

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"Quick, shoot 'em in the back. While they're not looking!"
You notice at the end of 'A Head in the Polls' there's two secret service guys following behind him while he's standing on things and screaming. That's funny.

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I have to agree with Teral... that Checkers quote is my favorite. There's some history behind that dog, too...

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"ARROOOOO!!"

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"And if you don't pay your taxes, you have the right to spend time with the pain monster"

I think nixon said that, correct me if i'm wrong

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He did indeed.

"See ya April 15th, folks!"

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nixon addressing the nation on tv-

"Hello, you ignorant pigs! put down your crack pipes and beer bongs"   

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Originally posted by David A:
"I'm meeting you halfway, you filthy hippies."

This is my favorite Nixon's Disembodied Head quote too. Laughed myself silly.

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Originally posted by zapperdan:
"good evening losers! put down your crack pipes and beer bongs"   

Or was it? 

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Nixon: Do you like to party? To Boogey Down?