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ItsASuppository

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He had a couple of good ones in war is the h-word.
Nixon: "My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo."
Nixon: "I want this robot fixed. Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election."
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Teral

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Nixon: "NIXON'S BAAAACK!"
Nixon: "..so we opened up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it ... The damn thing's dead! Upchucked it's bamboo. True story."
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Bushmeister

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Nixon: "Attention happening robots! Who's got what it takes to party with Nixon?"
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Y_L_B

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« Reply #7 on: 01-13-2004 15:13 »
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Ooh! I like in "300 Big Boys" where he goes, "...I've given you all $300 in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill. Knock yourselves oouuuttttt!"  I have absolutely no idea why, it just makes me crack up every time. Oh! And in the same ep, where he goes, "THE LOOT, THE LOOT, THE LOOT IS ON FIRE!"
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Y_L_B

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Originally posted by squidORlobster: So why do they call you Yancy Loves Bologna? You enjoy that line because of they way he says out. I can read you like some sort of readible thing. I just realised how big Yancys son is... that must've been like squeezing a bowling ball through a hose pipe... owee. Whoa. And yeah. The line itself isn't that great, but the way he says it makes me laugh so hard.... Actually, they call me that, because I acknowlege it all the time. At school, it's kinda' my way of saying Duh, I guess. One time my friend called me Yancy Likes Bologna on accedent, and the name stuck. Of course, that doesn't really roll off the tougue, hence, Y.L.B. About the baby: Whoa. You're right...*shivers*
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Yinger36

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Originally posted by Teral: Nixon: "NIXON'S BAAAACK!" HA, I love that one. Nixon: "I'll just put the ol' John Q. Nixon on it." Nixon: "Good evening ignorant pigs. Put down your Crack Pipes and Beer Bongs and Pay Attention!" Both from AOI2
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Teral

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Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?" Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous." Nixon: "Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."
Nixon: "Uh, well, uh ... the question is, is vague. You don't say what kind of candy. Uh, whether anyone is watching ... [Clears his throat] At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child." (Truth-O-Scope goes wild)
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Teral

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Leela: "Cool your jowls Nixon. You wouldn't like it that Dr Zoidberg desecrated the flag. You might even find the image of it festering in his bowels offensive. But the right to freedom expression is guaranteed in the Earth constitution." Nixon: "Arooo! Maybe so. But I know a place where the constitution doesn't mean squat." (Cut to the Supreme Court) Chief Justice: "The Supreme Court hereby accepts the case of Earth vs Zoidberg." Nixon: "Sock it to 'em!"
Nixon: "Stop that red menace!"
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Walshyboy

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"betty fernand, send some of that lotion my way" "You womens libbers really know how to party"
There are loads of great Nixon lines, I love it when he is on the Party card in the greenhouse effect episode, just the way its delivered, i always crack up when i comes to "There will be no escaping! from the fun!"
Of course there is the classic "The Loot, The Loot, The Loot is on fire"
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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Nixon: " Seriously I'd no sooner give up this body than I would my little cocker spaniel dog checkers." (Checkers bark) Nixon: "SHUT UP, DAMN YOU!!"
Nixon: "Now beat it, before I get Cambodian on your asses!"
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Dr. Morberg

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"And if you don't pay your taxes, you have the right to spend time with the pain monster"
I think nixon said that, correct me if i'm wrong
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