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gaschief

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« #320 : 06-09-2007 14:40 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Deca, you should no better by now, what was the point of your last post? Was it on topic, I don't think so! Robo made a good choice in being polite, you however persist in being annoying.
*kicks Deca in the ribs*

You know if I think about it, Zapp Branigan could be dateable, at a push. He might be a pig at times, but I reckon he could get *whipped* into shape   ;)

What is it about woman who want guys who are complete wankers and try to whip them into shape?
Xanfor

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« #321 : 06-09-2007 18:12 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:

Feministic ramble

You don't scare me. Go ahead. Harm the eunuch, honey.

jle1993

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« #322 : 06-10-2007 04:23 »

Yeah but the difference is I want to help him be a better person, Deca would be happy to leave the woman a cow if she looked good and had some money, from what I gather anyway.

I would take the complete wanker and attempt to help him away from that, if it didn't work I would go, dispite his rank and title, or looks and money, do you honestly think Deca could say the same about the women he's mentioned?

I was happy to end this when Robo said sorry, but no, Deca had to be the macho man and get the last word, and I make a comment about a guy I figure could become a better man and suddenly I'm the bad guy. Think about it would you.
*stands calmly waiting*
Decapodian

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« #323 : 06-10-2007 04:47 »

Allright jle, I agree with you. Just stop hitting me.

Also on a related note, there is no way you could whip Zapp into shape.
jle1993

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« #324 : 06-10-2007 06:36 »

Thankyou Deca, I knew you'd see my way after a while.
*steps away from Deca so as not to hurt him*

On the Zapp issue, I still think someone should try, he probably doesn't realise everyone thinks he's a pig, he is a little stupid.
Trombonist

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« #325 : 06-10-2007 10:05 »

He's not a little stupid, he's incredibly stupid.  Thonly way to whip him into shape would would be to literally whip him into shape.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #326 : 06-10-2007 10:19 »

Somebody finally realises what I meant.
*claps to Trombonist*
Zapp has the portental to be a decent guy, which is why someone has to be firm and guide him to who he could be.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« #327 : 06-10-2007 11:11 »
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I dout that anyone could Whip Zapp into shape. He would become a decent guy, when Hell freezes OVER   :evillaugh:
jle1993

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« #328 : 06-10-2007 12:55 »

Still, if someone tried and it worked then the results would be most benificial
Trombonist

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« #329 : 06-10-2007 13:29 »

Even so, he'd still be a moron.  If Zpp were a girl, and lost his piggyness, I still wouldn't date him. 
Decapodian

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« #330 : 06-10-2007 20:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Trombonist:
He's not a little stupid, he's incredibly stupid.  Thonly way to whip him into shape would would be to literally whip him into shape.

*imagines jle having a naked Zapp on a leash and repeatedly whipping him.

Zapp: Perhaps a hard spanking is in order. Arrgh! Too hard!
Robo D Rulz!!

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« #331 : 06-10-2007 20:29 »

Thanks for the mental picture, Deca!  :puke:
gaschief

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« #332 : 06-11-2007 09:15 »

According to one of the futurama personality tests Iam Zapp....does this mean Iam in need of correcting Jle ????
jle1993

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« #333 : 06-12-2007 10:29 »

Possibly, perhaps an inspection is in order
 ;)

Deca that was sick! Maybe enjoyable, but totally sick.
Decapodian

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« #334 : 06-13-2007 00:47 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Deca that was sick! Maybe enjoyable, but totally sick.

You're just lucky that I'm a horrible artist or i would've drawn a picture and posted it on this thread AND the Fan-Art section.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #335 : 06-13-2007 13:31 »

Sick sick sick sick, you are totally sick Deca! I only really would date Fry. No more Zapp, please!
Decapodian

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« #336 : 06-14-2007 20:10 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
 No more Zapp, please!

Zapp: That's what they all say but you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy and bam! (Zapp points to his crotch as he talks)

jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #337 : 06-16-2007 01:16 »

Ewwwwwwwww, ewwwwwwwwww, ewwwwwww!
NeverEverNeverEver!
YuckYuckYuck!
Evil mental image, my brains burning!

I'd rather die than go out with that pompous, chavanistic, womanising, PIG!

Fry is much much nicer, and way more suitable.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #338 : 06-16-2007 02:43 »

Well, think about what Leela had to go through...
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #339 : 06-16-2007 02:55 »

Unwanted mental images Deca!

I don't wanna even think of Zap, theres no way in hell I'd date him the way he is now.
Decapodian

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« #340 : 06-16-2007 03:01 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
I don't wanna even think of Zap, theres no way in hell I'd date him the way he is now.

That's what Leela said to the Zapper but she changed her mind and BAM!

jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #341 : 06-16-2007 03:20 »

He tricked her with a wiley display that made her pity him, and in her moment of weakness he took advantage. I would not let that happen!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #342 : 06-16-2007 19:40 »

Sure, sure you wouldn't. That's what they all say but when they get a taste of the Zapper, they just keep coming back for more.
MrBlonde

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« #343 : 06-16-2007 20:33 »
« : 06-16-2007 20:33 »

I'd go a round with The Zapper, that's how hot those mini skirts are on him.  :p
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #344 : 06-16-2007 23:28 »

This is turning into the 'Zapp Apreciation' thread.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #345 : 06-17-2007 03:49 »

Hell no! Just because he looks hot in uniform doesn't mean he's date worthy
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #346 : 06-17-2007 04:09 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by jle1993:
He looks hot in uniform

Zapp: Kif, I have made another sexual conquest. Inform the men!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #347 : 06-17-2007 06:52 »

NO, I said he's hot in uniform, out of it he's a fat slob! I'd never sleep with him!
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« #348 : 06-17-2007 11:20 »

Even if this is turing out to be funny, I think we shoul change the subject.  :laff:   :laff:   :laff:
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #349 : 06-17-2007 11:45 »

*give Robo a massive hug*
Thankyou thankyou thankyou, you saved me!
*Realises I'm still hugging Robo and blushes*
er, sorry?
*lets go of Robo and smile*
gaschief

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« #350 : 06-17-2007 15:02 »

I just seen the episode were bender falls in Love with his fellow factory worker fembot. angeline I think her name was. I reckon if I was a female robot bender would be the guy for me, or maybe im having homo erotic fantasies about bender????
MrBlonde

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« #351 : 06-17-2007 18:50 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Hell no! Just because he looks hot in uniform doesn't mean he's date worthy

I'm a guy and I'm not gay. Just curious.  ;)

(That was a joke also.)
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #352 : 06-17-2007 22:02 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by jle1993:
NO, I said he's hot in uniform, out of it he's a fat slob! I'd never sleep with him!

That's what Leela said.

Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« #353 : 06-17-2007 22:32 »

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooook
*Gives Jle odd look and backs away slowly while smileing*  :hmpf:   :)
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #354 : 06-17-2007 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Robo D Rulz!!:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooook
*Gives Jle odd look and backs away slowly while smileing*   :hmpf:    :)

Robo, I'm going to count to 3 and then were going to jump on her and get her in a straitjacket!

Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #355 : 06-23-2007 05:44 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:

I'd rather die than go out with that pompous, chavanistic, womanising, PIG!

Jle... You're one of the last persons I'd expect to go all cliché! Here, allow me...

(Xanfor stands on soapbox)

Attention, all men set on teasing Jle about Zapp-related issues, please gather 'round and click here for a hot picture of Leela just barely managing to wear a bathing suit. Go on then!

(Xanfor gets off soapbox and hands it to Jle)

There's still some soap in there, I think. You can throw it at people, if you like. Just don't wash it down the drain. The suds'll blind you for a week. Trust me, I know...

Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #356 : 06-23-2007 10:42 »

Oh, Oh!
Throw soap at me!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #357 : 06-23-2007 14:51 »

I don't care if you guys are all gonna be pigs. You can be, I'll just go find a woman instead  :p
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #358 : 06-23-2007 14:59 »

*SNORT*
Who's the pig!?
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #359 : 06-23-2007 15:04 »

I will refrain from mentioning your name on the grounds I like you.

Anyway, If I couldn't have Fry I would go for Leela, if not her then Amy.
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