What's their line?

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Just like the old sci-fi joke of the alien saying, "Take me to your leader", what would be the first words out of the character mouths when first sighted?


Fry: "Take me to your porn stash."
Bender: "Take me to your booze - then take me to your porn stash."
Zap Brannigan: "Take me to your lonely, sex-starved females. Failing that, do you have a porn stash?"
Farnsworth: "Take me to your working Super-Collider."
Zoidberg: "Take me to your food stash."
etc.   

[Reply #1 on:]

Actually, Farnsworth would probbly say... 'Whuh?'

(combination of What and Duh) 

[Reply #2 on:]

 

Originally posted by moon_cakes:
Farnsworth: "Take me to your working Super-Collider."

I would think HumorBot 5.0 (correct me if I'm wrong about his version) would say something like that.
Anyway what are we suppose to do in this tread? Make our own "Whats thier line?"'s

 

[Reply #3 on:]

Chance, that's a clever one for HumorBot 5.0!

The thread idea was for us to post a funny line for any Futurama characters, as if you just met them on the street for first time.

And that's all folks... 

moon_cakes

[Reply #4 on:]

Like this?

Zoidberg- You could give me some free food, maybe?

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(I'll take a swing at this)
Bender: Hey look!It's yo mama!(snatches purse)
Zapp: Hey baby, if you come back to my place I can give you a taste of sweet, sweet candy.Bam.(gets slapped)
Fry: I was wondering...that is if its not too much trouble...if you'd go out with me?(gets kissed)

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Zoidberg- "Friends we should feast now, where do you keep the stash?"

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Guys, those Zoidy lines are hilarious. 

Calculon: Hack, I am not impressed.
Robot Devil: Let's make a deal? I used to host that gameshow!
Nixon: Still not a crook.

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"I'm Zoidberg! Can I please live with you?"
Is what I would HOPE he would say. *Eyes turn into little hearts*

[Reply #9 on:]

Nibbler: Sorry about the mess in the litterbox... and no, I haven't seen your cat.
(would send message telepathically)