Best Fry Quotes

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“Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!” -TV worker guy
“Like anyone on earth cares.” -Fry

^it;s funny because iot's true!^

Hey - TOTPD!

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I liked these ones:

"All This Prolonged Exposure to the Sun is Making Me Thirsty".

"I've always known TV will help me save the world someday!"

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"A million aliens in one place, I've never seen anything so mind blowing...  OOH, A RECEPTION TABLE WITH MUFFINS!"

"And Fry, you have that brain thing."
"I already did!"

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 "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap." *snores* "Coffee time!"

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"Look! It's that guy you are!"

"Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings so we don't even realize it. Also, you can't feel the rings."

"So? I'm just as important as him." *pause* "It's just that, the kind of importance I have ... it doesn't matter if I ... don't do it."

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?"

and

"I'm doing my job... there's Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine... there's Amy. I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy... there's Amy!"

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Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

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Farnsworth: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the--

Fry: Banana, banana, banana!

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Farnsworth: Come on, Guenter, take the hat.

Fry: No, the banana, the banana!

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Originally posted by Volksdragon:

"I'm doing my job... there's Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine... there's Amy. I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy... there's Amy!"

It surprises me how one with these kind of blatantly obvius mental deficiencies can actually hold a full time job. It is ludicrous

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Leela: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Fry: Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

also, of course:

Fry: I nominate that guy, not just because he has a suit, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie.

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Originally posted by sarujin:

Plus you can't go past the first line in Futurama,

Fry: "Space, it seems to go on forever, then you get to the end, and a big Gorrila starts throwing barrels at you" -ship gets destroyed- "and thats how you play the game"

Kid: "You stink"

Awwww, that's dead mean (sorry I just had to say that!)

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I like his quote in 'Anthology Of Interest 2' with the 'Nintendians'
"Well, I spent whole of ninth grade studying them, until that day when my eyes started to bleed"
 

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It tastes like a party in my mouth and everyone's being sick

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Originally posted by Digitalhoward:
It tastes like a party in my mouth and everyone's being sick

It's actually: "It tastes like there's a party in my mouth and eveyone's throwing up!"

Welcome to PEEL, try the pancakes.

*Bender reacting to empathy chip installed in his head*

Bender: *Reacting to Amy getting a guy and pointing at Fry* You only get the men because you dress like a tramp!

Fry: They're only reacting to my personality!

I think that's the quote.

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Originally posted by Volksdragon:"Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings so we don't even realize it. Also, you can't feel the rings."

Yes, that's one of my favorites too. He's like a really enthusiastic nine year old who's just thought of something and throws it out there.

And just because it takes me back to the day, one of my other favorites is "Alright, its Saturday night. I have no date, a two litre bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape! Let's rock!"

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Originally posted by HipNoJoe:He's like a really enthusiastic nine year old who's just thought of something and throws it out there.

A few of Fry's line are like that. Like he's thinking outloud(I do that all the time  only in my case i sound even stupider  .)

I like "Armstrong's footprint! Hey! My foot's bigger!"

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One of my favorite Fry quotes isn't a entirely a quote; the funniest part is non-verbal. 

Fry: ...if she's my grandmother, who's my grandfather?

Farnsworth: Isn't it obvious?

[Fry shakes his head.]

Farnsworth: You are!

[Fry stares as it sinks in. He screams and runs back and forth.]

That head shake with the deer-in-the-headlights look is priceless.

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"No I'm...Doesn't!" seems to be my favorite one to use in public with my friends...and every time I played Galaga and when I still do, I say "It's Saturday night. I've got no date. Got my bottle of Shadta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock." and I usually get to around level 12 or so.

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"You're better than normal - you're abnormal!!!"

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"but there of a coin flip go we" or something like that

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''why am i sticky and naked? di i miss something fun?''

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I'm not sure if this has been thrown in yet but ill add it cos its so ruddy funny!

"Wait, i cant find my pockets! i know, ill just take off my pants and give you those!"

i think thats close enuf..

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"o, i completely forgot! i left my apartment on fire!"
thats actually a leela quote..hope u dont mind!

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  In "Time Keeps on Slipping" when Fry says, "Because baby, when we're together time will stop."

  I cracked up so hard! 

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Fry: Look, Leela, even if you heard one talk that doesn't mean it's intelligent.  I mean parrots talk, and we eat them, right?

Bender: Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry.

Fry: Like Fry!  Like Fry!


I think it's twice as funny because it comes right after he actually says something halfway intelligent.

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Some of my favorites are:

- "No I'm...doesn't."

- "Look, it's that guy you are!"

- "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

- "Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

- "Wait, that's not me."

- "I already did!"

- "Magic, got it."

- "I can't wait till I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."

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One of my favourites is also Billy West's favourite. (He didn't get it until he saw it on TV.)

"No I'm doesn't."

Everyone else said that too, but it's brilliant.

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Watching The Deep South last night.

"Everytime something good happens you say it's some kind of madness , or i'm drunk , or I ate too much candy."

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Fry: "Drugs are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows."

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Which episode is that from again?

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"Time Keeps on Slippin'".

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Leela: Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
Fry: I thought it would fit.

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I'm trying to fit in a full series rewatch before the new season premieres--you know, in between my busy schedule of doing nothing and doing slightly more than nothing--and I am currently on "The Series Has Landed." I really enjoy this little exchange...

Leela: Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid--
Fry: I had more...but you go ahead.

I just dig Fry's self-aware stupidity.

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"The Series Has Landed."

Wow, you're doing well.

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And if you think that's impressive, I just finished "Hell is Other Robots." My pacing is, uh, slow.

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"Shut up and take my money!"...

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People: What do you want?
Fry: Fry's dog!
People: When do you want it?
Fry: Fry's dog!

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"Oh no, the ship is flooding!"

"I'll be right back!" (Fry goes into the bathroom and you here a flush)
"Fry you did it!"
"Did what?"

Gets me every time.

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 Leela, you may have become a Lady Gaga-esque fame hag...

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What episode is that from?