Whta kind of pet would u want?

[Reply #40 on:]

Oh...oh...oh!
In that case I would want Fry as my pet!!!   

[Reply #41 on:]

One of those 'celebrated poopers' like Nibbler...

Their waste is valuable rocket fuel, man!

[Reply #42 on:]

hypnotoad because i could make anyone do anything, assuming the toad listens to me

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[Reply #44 on:]

If that's Hitler, Take this!

[Reply #45 on:]

 

Originally posted by Prof_Funkstein:
One of those 'celebrated poopers' like Nibbler...

Their waste is valuable rocket fuel, man!

Well it keeps seeming like the Professor is the only guy around with a Dark Matter Engine... we really don't know how many years back Vergon 6 was mined hollow, DMEs could have gone obsolete from lack of fuel for a while.

[Reply #46 on:]

Even if you had a DME, how would you put the Dark Matter into it?  It would be way too heavy.

[Reply #47 on:]

A nibblonian, second is hypno toad, but I like cute animals. But you could do a lot of nice things with hypno toad, I would definetely pick on a couple of people that are horrible persons.

[Reply #48 on:]

Nibbler of course. I'd be damned if I was gonna pay for his Kibbles and Snouts, i'd just turn him loose in the zoo.

[Reply #49 on:]

I want a robo puppy! coz if i get sick of it i can just shut it down and use it as a paperweight
    

[Reply #50 on:]

I would love a brain slug attached to a human. Or my own kif cos he's so disgruntled.

[Reply #51 on:]

I picked the two headed dog, 'cause...

A) I don't think I want a pet that could hypnotize me into submission, so that rules out hypnotoad

B) Nibbler's adorable, but having an unstoppable eating machine for a pet would be just a little expensive after a while

C) $500 parrot?  C'mon...

D) Lizards give me the creeps, especially swarms

E) Sewer crocodile seems a little dangerous to maintain

F) A pet that really did look like me would just be a little weird, so that rules out the 4-legged mimic

So, hence the two headed dog...twice the adorable doggy loyalty and lovin' in one pet 

[Reply #52 on:]

It'd be really cool to have a whooping terrier named Mr. Zoidberg.  Since that ain't on the list, I'll take a niblonian.  At least I can use their "output"

[Reply #53 on:]

I would love to have a Sewer crocodile alligator , duno why really just think it would be fun taking for walks and taking in into college to threaten college lectors, muhaha, 

111th post! 

[Reply #54 on:]

the nibloni............ HYPNO TOAD

[Reply #55 on:]

 

Originally posted by SweetShrimp:
D) Lizards give me the creeps, especially swarms

You mean that girls really don't like swarms of lizards?

Uh-oh.

Excuse me, but I have to go back to the pet shop and see if they'll let me return something.  Lots of somethings, actually.

[Reply #56 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frymeister:
If that's Hitler, Take this!   

I think the joke was that Hitler "hypnotized" an intere nation to agree with his sick belifes...or..maby you...like Hitler?..

anyhoo, a dog that you don't haveto walk seems pretty sweet

[Reply #57 on:]

As much as I flip people off in person--somehow flipoff icons on the internet make me want to get stabby.

[Reply #58 on:]

I would want a Dr Zoidberg as a pet! ^_^ Easy to feed and friendly!

[Reply #59 on:]

where´s that mutated bunny with one ear?

and yes, dr zoidberg would be cool as a pet ... whoop whoop whoop whoop =)

[Reply #60 on:]

threads with such names should be banned.
best pet = that guy from Glagnars rinds ad
...what do you mean he eats humans?
. . .

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i dont want to know what Leelaholics who chose "The horse that looks like Leela" would do with it.   

[Reply #61 on:]

Wouldn't Bender qualify as a pet?
He's a 'love machine', afterall. 

Nibbler would come in handy though, to get rid of unwanted guests or leftovers (sometimes the same thing?)

[Reply #62 on:]

Of course I would like Nibbler (Groening style)
I would be totally freaked out if I received nibbler from FemJesse's style.

  Don´t kill me FemJesse fans please!

[Reply #63 on:]

The hypnotoad all the way baby...

But i would have it well trained, so it would hypnotise all of my foes, and SsmmyX would give them all good groin crushings!

THe fevered dreams of a madman...

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Gotta be a Nibblonian. They're cuuuute!  Plus they have the advantage of being part of a super-intelligent race... and rocket fuel  I'd just teach my little Nibblonian to poop in the furnace! 

[Reply #65 on:]

::Kills Nefnar for the no-no comment on FemJesse's Nibbler::
::Takes trophy, Predator-style::
::Cleans up the mess, sissy-style::
First of all- I want 500 stink lizards, provided they don't stink. And I hope they have gecko feet so they can climb all over my room.

And for you with the DME question- Do you think Lord Nibbler's droppings from Vergon 6 is the ONLY dark matter in the universe? There's an entire planet of the little dudes, maybe they throw some of their crap away sometimes. The thing that makes me wonder about the DMEs is: Why are they simple boilers (or at least they look like it)? Does that mean that space ships with DME engines are steam powered..?

DanceCommander: I'm quite sure you couldn't train the Hypno Toad. You'd be hypnotized before you could say "roll ov..."

[Reply #66 on:]

I'd have nibblonian, their so cute! 

You could also go into a starship fuel buisness and get rich and quick! 

Although most people will get nibblonians and won't need to buy "fuel" and you'd be like; 

[Reply #67 on:]

these!
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just another amy fan.... and if i cant get this! amy will do just fine

[Reply #68 on:]

Nibblonian, they're cute AND profitable.

[Reply #69 on:]

Got to go with the Hypnotoad. Even if it would hypnotize and subjugate me, it's fashionable AND functional. Especially if you're a shepherd or something.

[Reply #70 on:]

A Nibblonian for sure! Look at all the pros!...

1. You can get in the fuel bussiness and make MILLIONS! (I know somebody already said it, but it's true!)

2. They live for a looonnnnggg time, meaning no sad pet funeral... (Don't ask)
 
and of course...

3. Who else would eat the ham?

Don't get me wrong, though. I HATE Nibbler.

[Reply #71 on:]

*bump*

I want a 16 foot tall Q-T-MacWhiskers, to destroy those who are my enimies.

Failing that, I'd take a whooping terrier
[Zoidberg]Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop[/Zoidberg] 

Or if I was evil and wanted the Brain Slugs to rule the universe, I'd put a Brain Slug on a sleeping Hypno Toad  ! ! !

[Reply #72 on:]

Nibblonian he would be a great pet!!! But I would be very careful with him because his poop's are really heavy and remember the episode when he talked to fry and brought him to his planet!!! (talented pet)

[Reply #73 on:]

[lame joke]THE HYPNOTOAD![/lame joke]

After all, you can't go to a zoo with a Nibblonian...   

[Reply #74 on:]

I would get robo puppy or one of those small naked guys.

[Reply #75 on:]

Nibblonians are really cute, I'd like one of them. They seem like cool, friendly little guys 

[Reply #76 on:]

A nibblonian really seems like the way to go. At least theoretically, they could have intelligent conversations with you. I don't know of any other animal you could have as a pet that would be able to do that. Although, now that I think about it, that may not be a good thing. I'd still take my chances though.

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WOULD you be able to have an intelligent conversation with a Nibblonian, though?  Nibbler is certainly adamant on no one realizing his intelligence.  If you were to figure out that a Nibblonian could talk, it would probably just erase your memory.  A Nibblonian would also be expensive to feed, wouldn't it?

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I would want a hypnotoad because "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad!"

[Reply #79 on:]

 

Originally posted by VoVat:
WOULD you be able to have an intelligent conversation with a Nibblonian, though?  Nibbler is certainly adamant on no one realizing his intelligence.  If you were to figure out that a Nibblonian could talk, it would probably just erase your memory.  A Nibblonian would also be expensive to feed, wouldn't it?

Well, Nibbler is supposed to be on a mission so he has ulterior motives to being a pet. So, he is using that classification more as a ruse. I'm thinking that a nibblonian would actually want to be a pet. Kind of like in The Why of Fry, the way that one of them was playing with a toy while on his back or when Fry was scratching one of the nibblonian elders. Considering that they like those pet like activities, one of them might want to just be a pet. Nibbler himself is a bad example.

But yeah, I don't know about the cost of feeding a nibblonian. That would be crazy. You'd have to let one of them lose in a different zoo every night.