which character would you want to go out with?

[Reply #80 on:]

srry leelaholic but hes out to get me he puts mods kick me off in everyone of his posts now i know my post was very similar to yours thats were i got the idea. but i cant cuss too much darn it

[Reply #81 on:]

Maybe you should just go back to riding them rafts with Huckleberry you whinging little freak, or go back to searching for porn, like all good net users of your age bracket should be doing.

[Reply #82 on:]

While you guys were fighting I found a cure for cancer, declared world peace, solved the world hunger problem, AND had a seven hour make out session with the beautiful Turonga Leela.

I think that proves that this feud has gone on waaaay too long!
 

[Reply #83 on:]

Britz just stop fighting with a 12 year old...
What I mean don't pay attention to him

I'm not telling you to do it

[Reply #84 on:]

i dont know who huckleberry maybe cuz hes in the loser side of the world but leelaholic's right i wont fight anymore i dont care what you do im here because of futurama

[Reply #85 on:]

hehe....uhum!! sorry...

[Reply #86 on:]

Exactly, PLEASE don't fight. (if you have to fight, do it in the chat room, I really like this thread and I don't want it spammed to death)

[Reply #87 on:]

im not allowed in chat rooms so i wont fight at all i dont care what britz does

[Reply #88 on:]

got to the Cant get enough futurama chatroom...but if you mean "parent not allowed" then quit it

[Reply #89 on:]

Aww guys and girls, but it's so much fun taunting him, it's like pulling off a fly's wings just before you squash it, aww look, he doesn't get the Huckleberry Finn reference, he's so stupid and uncultured, it's precious.

[Reply #90 on:]

i wont fight

[Reply #91 on:]

Britz, SuperFry, Ix-Nay on the Am-Spay.

[Reply #92 on:]

Your right, keep this up and I'll become all that I've ever hated (alright, not all, thats an awful lot) a spammer, the shame.

[Reply #93 on:]

That's better. and to get this thread back on topic:

If Leela had Morgan's passion for filth (part 2)

Zoidberg: Look it's my good friends Matt(that's me) and Leela. I just want to say that I'm done rooting through the trash for anything edible and you can take it to the curb now.

Matt (me): Meh. I'd rather just toss it and let it stay wherever it lands.

Leela: DIRTY BOY!! DIRTY BOY!!

(you know what happens next, people  )

Matt: Wow. THAT was fun.

Leela: Ooooooh yeah.

(Zoidberg walks in juggling three puppies)

Zoidberg: Look! I'm having fun too! HOORAY!! I'm having fun with FRIENDS!!

[Reply #94 on:]

good we are with the poll again, I already asnwered but fry, would be my choice, he's funny, and if I had a date with him, it would be great if it was in his apto with bender playing videogames

[Reply #95 on:]

okay ill start helping this poll back on topic

Amy: whats his garbage dump
Me: my room
Amy: oh
Me: are you ok what re ou doing
Amy: Guh'
Me: ahh
1 hour later
Amy: that was fun
Me: same time next week
Amy: sure

[Reply #96 on:]

hehe, still my dream is with Fry and his apto and videogames...........

[Reply #97 on:]

PART THREE

Bender: Here, Matt (that's me), try this stuff (holds up a spoonfull of blue fame)

Matt: No, thanks. that's ROBOT food.

Bender: Just one taste.

Matt: I said I (Bender crams the spoon in my mouth) AIIIIEIIAIIAEIEIIEAI!!!!!!

(I run around screaming and knocking over stuff)

Matt: (chugs a glass of water) *whew* close one.

(door opens, Leela enters)

Leela: Matt, have you seen my sombrero? (sees the mess I made) DIRTY BOY!! DIRTY BOY!!

(Leela jumps on me, we fall down in front of the TV)

Bender: Hey! You're blockin' my view!

Matt: Oops. Sorry.

(Leela and I run to the nearest closet. You know what happens next    )

[Reply #98 on:]

good one

[Reply #99 on:]

 

Originally posted by Britz:
Maybe you should just go back to riding them rafts with Huckleberry you whinging little freak,

"Riding them rafts with Huckleberry"? This wouldn't be some kind of oblique racial slur, would it? 'Cause if it is... [Elzar]BAN!![/E]

[Reply #100 on:]

That Leela/Morgan thing is silly. You can't change her personality to suit your fantasies. :P

Anyway, I still say Leela and I would be right for each other. She has one eye, I've got a gimpy leg. She's fictional, I am mostly ignored. She's a starship captain, I also sit in a chair for extended periods.

Sometimes I like to imagine that if I could only enter that world and somehow reach her, I'd be able to win her heart. But then I realize that as a character, I wouldn't be very funny and they'd probably get rid of me after one episode. Am I doomed to be out of my love's reach forever? 

[Reply #101 on:]

Yeah Leela/ Morgan wouldn't work but it sure is fun to make up stories about me and her

[Reply #102 on:]

But I know who would work. Morgan with Morgans personality.
*continues pleasant daydream*

[Reply #103 on:]

I voted for Amy, now I'll clear the floor again for you to continue with your bizarre fantasies. They're truly sick, but somehow strangely compelling..

[Reply #104 on:]

would have to go with Leela for the simple fact she shares her voice with the other sexiest woman alive....PEG BUNDY !!!!

all kidding aside, i could listen to Katey Sagal talk all day long. there's something about her voice-and it really works well with the Leela character. Leela wouldn't be the same without Katey's voice.

[Reply #105 on:]

Originally posted by Slashco:
That Leela/Morgan thing is silly. You can't change her personality to suit your fantasies. :P

Of course you can! I changepeople's personalities or other aspects of them to suit my fantasies all the time! That's what fantasies are for. Besides, he's changing her into a non-animated character for the purposes of this fantasy, right? Rock on, dude.

[Reply #106 on:]

well Leelaholic as i was taught in school when you right a story (and i mean a real story)
once you make the character personalities you cannot make them go where you want to they have their own personalities and they take the story wherever they like!!! that is the magic of writing!

[Reply #107 on:]

i pick the bossy meat creature.

you get to sit naked on her couch if she likes you. if not, she beats you with her large fore-arms after. both good.

[Reply #108 on:]

 

Originally posted by leelaholic:
Yeah Leela/ Morgan wouldn't work but it sure is fun to make up stories about me and her

If Leela had Morgan's personality, then what incentive would you have to pick one over the other? Besides I wouldn't want Leela to throw herself all over me, because of some external reason (a messy room), but only do it because she loved me.

As stated many times (myself included) what makes Leela attractive/sexy is the combination of a kind, confident, intelligent and compassionate personality,  beautiful face and a killer body. Remove the last two and you'd still have an interesting young women that would light up your day, alter the first and what would be the point?

Uh, yeah, I voted for Leela. 

[Reply #109 on:]

Thank you Teral, my point exactly.

[Reply #110 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
 If Leela had Morgan's personality, then what incentive would you have to pick one over the other? Besides I wouldn't want Leela to throw herself all over me, because of some external reason (a messy room), but only do it because she loved me.

AH THAT'S SWEET..

But I don't believe a word of it..   

[Reply #111 on:]

I think everyone is missing the perfect answer here.  Leela and Morgan.  Ideally with me.

[Reply #112 on:]

Leela is exaclty the kind of girl I'd fall for. Well maybe not exaclty, but close enough 

[Reply #113 on:]

You = Ugly

[Reply #114 on:]

i'm shocked and enraged that the Lucy Lui bot(not in erotic assasin mode) was not on the list
that's who i would pick

[Reply #115 on:]

I could take a pair of them in the back of my X-Wing starfighter to shot down some pirates

[Reply #116 on:]

so i guess leela's taking the win and amy and moragn are praising her and for the boys Fry is there hero we'll have to wait and see more

[Reply #117 on:]

What about that one Amazonian, the blonde with bones in her hair? I thought she was hot, although when we make with the lovin' it would be like parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger.
Other choices of mine:

Amy: Seems like she's too high maintanance... nice ass though.

Leela: One eye, two, seven, doesn't matter to me. She's a little too quick to use violence though.

Edna: Not human... not a problem.

Tough call, I guess i'll go with Labarbra just to piss off Heremes.

[Reply #118 on:]

Leela is easier to love.  Everything about her attracts me to her.  Her torso, her legs, her hair, her mind and (call me crazy) the eye she treats so well.  I'm sorry I even mentioned it, but some ignorant jerks out there would have asked "What about the eye?"  But I love her personality best.  I would go out with her in a second.

[Reply #119 on:]

Um... go out with or shag?
I'd love to go out with Leela... but when it comes to sex I'd stay away from all of those chars...