Zapp And Kif

[Reply #40 on:]

"Now thats a wave of destruction thats easy on the eye."

"Oh god you're killing me"
*Bashing*
"Oh god your killing me!!!"

[Reply #41 on:]

Zapp: "So are you loyal, men."
Bender: "To the end of the universe."
Fry: "10 hundred percent loyal."
Zapp: That's not nearly loyal enough. I want you to sit and drink beer until you're as loyal as Kif."
Bender: "Yes, sir, sir!"
Kif: "Can I have a beer?"
Zapp: "No you're already loyal enough."

[Reply #42 on:]

So far THE best scene I've seen between Kif and Zapp:

Zapp Brannigan: "I'm facing a formidable female adversary Kif. Sugestions?"
Kif Kroker: "I fail to see any problems, sir. You've already imprisoned her under directive b10.81."
Zapp Brannigan: "You mean "Brannigan's Law"."
Kif Kroker: "Right, that law."
Zapp Brannigan: "Which one?"
Kif Kroker: (in a very tired voice) "Brannigan's Law."
Zapp Brannigan: "KIf. You're my best and most loyal freind but you've earned my contempt once more. As my protege you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her."
Kif Kroker: "Ohhh."
Zapp Brannigan: "And this time we're sure she's a woman, right?"
Kif Kroker: (In a even more tired voice) "Yes!"
Zapp Brannigan: "Good! Invite her to my quarters. Oh and have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif Kroker: "The boy, sir?"
Zapp Brannigan: "You! You lay out my formal shorts."

It really sums up their "freindship".

[Reply #43 on:]

I think i'd put some scorpions in his formal shorts if i was "the boy" 

[Reply #44 on:]

"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men"

They are quite the dynamic duo.

Re: my post 1O years ago

We started to see more of Kif minuis Zapp as the series progressed. The Kif-Amy episodes sometimes usually just involve Zapp as a background character.

So my question put forth to all of you is: Do you think Kif has lost some of his edge in beig paired with Amy onscreen, or is he still just as funny as he was when he was solely alongside Zapp? I would say it would be the former for me. He's funny but...Zapp makes him shine.