Who exactly is Scruffy?

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"Who exactly is Scruffy?"

Yo momma.

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What an interesting answer, Hil.  Anywayz....I'm convinced now, that Scruffy is a secret agent....do you think he trained under James bond? (That was just a stupid question....please, no one take it serious!O.o)

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He trained under the Head of B.A. Barachus of course.

FOOO!

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He trained in the mountains somewhere with all the other monks, and he probably wore an orange robe as well.

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Originally posted by Frysgal77:
What an interesting answer, Hil.

c'mon, I just had to say it.  when i read "who exactly is scruffy?" out loud it came out of my mouth as reflex. (of course pronounching the "yo" as "jo" )

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Originally posted by Drippy_taco:
But if Scruffy is on the PE payroll, why does he appear to be doing Janitorous tasks for others?  In many episodes you see him not a part of the crew and doing stage-work or something.

He only works for planet express part time. How clean dose the office ever look.?

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didn't he first show up in A Fishful of dollars, as the guy who gives Bender a "massage" w/ some power tools? Though, i think i noted later that his moustache color was darker (perhaps he suddenly turned gray due to some shock? >

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Yes I belive that was Scruffy. He probably went grey after some harrowing battle as the super agent that he rally is.

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Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
"Who exactly is Scruffy?"

Yo momma.

That would be a turn up for the books.

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Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
"Who exactly is Scruffy?"

Yo momma.

*tries his best Zoidberg impersonation*

My mother was a saint!

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Originally posted by Cube_166:
Perhaps, and I've voiced this opinion before. He's a secret undercover monk from an ancient and secret order. (This bit's new) sworn to uphold justice and all we hold dear.

Who are you calling dear?

Oh, never mind. Personally, I hold Bender dear, and there's no room for both him and justice. Justice is from chumps who don't know how to bribe a judge.

I think Scruffy is actually a secret agent for an evil KAOS-like organization, but with a much cooler name--maybe KAOS. Headed, of course, by Mike D.'s head ('cause we all know he's Mr. Big). But they're not really evil; they just want things to make no sense so people will say "What?!" and have to assume there are wizards all over the place. Maybe closer to the Brotherhood of Dada from Doom Patrol than to KAOS. But with a cooler name, like Brotherhood of Dada.

And on a barely-related note, who did the Spanish cover of "Secret Agent Man" (aka "El Hombre Secreto" ) that was in Repo Man?

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I don't know...I just don't know.

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I personaly prefered the Monkey version of KAOS, C.H.U.M.P. from Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

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Scruffy's the janitor that reads Zero-G Juggs

(Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived)

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Originally posted by mazaite:
I personaly prefered the Monkey version of KAOS, C.H.U.M.P. from Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

Sure, if Scruffy were a monkey. But he doesn't even have a cool hat....

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I axed this in another thread, but maybe folks here will be more helpful (yeah, right) - does it say anywhere what is Scruffy's full name? Is Scruffy a nickname? First name? Last name? I've seen all episodes but Bender should not be allowed on TV, but i've read only the first 4 comics... i'm just interested if this was explained somewhere (though probably not)

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The only name given is Scruffy.
The man is an enigma.

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Originally posted by mazaite:
The only name given is Scruffy.
The man is an enigma.

encircled with a conundrum, wrapped in porno mags 

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scruffys name is scruffy like madonna but without the gap tooth.

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Madonna, you say... that'd explain his obsession with expensive, cool haircuts... 

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[shockingly stupid plot twist] perhaps scruffy is Madonna!!! [/sspt]

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yes now it all makes sense. and cubert is guy richy. its all so clear now.

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Not the acclaimed director of "Lock, stock and two smoking Benders?" fame? 

Can you imagine Scruffy singing "Like a virgin"?
Or perhaps (s)he asked the professor to make a man out of him?

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Just Madona reinventing herself yet again...