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Anarchist
Professor
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With all the silly/funny questions that will be popping up, I just thought I'd ask one heavy/serious one to ruin the whole mood: To Fry: What would you do if Leela died?
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ShineFusion
Professor
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Zoidberg: Are you intentonally funny or does it come naturally?
Bender: Are you really able to eat human food or not?
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Anarchist
Professor
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It's the year 3000-something. Polygraphs have improved by then.
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 07-08-2003 02:40 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2008 09:41 »
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1)You once said you wanted a robot as a friend since you were six years old. Knowing Bender, how do you feel about actually having one as a (best) friend? 2) What, if anything have you done to stop Bender from constantly stealing your wallet, your belongings... your blood?3) How does Bender's constantly stealing your things affect your friendship? 4) Mr. Fry, do you truly believe there is a chance Leela will ever feel the same way about you as you do about her? 5) What would it take for you to give up trying to win her affection? In other words, how much of Leela's rejection can you take? 6) What could she do to convince you she's a lost cause? @ FemJesse: Use any or all, feel free to edit to taste. Yer' flamin' well right I'm a shipper! Edited 'cuz I still can't flamin' spell!
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Killerfox
Professor
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Fry: what do you think about Flexo now? Amy: we all know that you feel great about Kif but do you think you can have a happy strong relationship? Hermes: why do you hate Zoidberg? well that is all i can think for now. P.D.: nice idea FemJess!
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FemJesse
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 07-08-2003 17:26 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2003 00:00 »
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Here's Fry! Zoiberg will PROBABLY be next... up for lobster stew? Fun facts: Fry's line after "What would you do if Leela died?" went from "Cry, me cry long time." -to "...would the body still be warm?" (sexy losers reference) -to what it is. It references a time when he said if he ever wanted to go back to the year 2000, he'd just freeze himself again.
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Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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There's no wire in the last frame.
Hm.. Zoidberg. Have to think about this...
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Anarchist
Professor
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Hmm, I can't see it for some reason. scanartcentral.net seems to be down. You should have gone with the sexylosers reference, though. (Or maybe I'm just glad that I'm not the only one here who reads that sick shit.)
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Mercapto
Professor
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He also showered in "30% Iron Cook" when Zoidberg switched his t-shirt.
Anyway, very funny work, FemJesse. I really enjoy this entire examination idea.
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Seraya
Crustacean
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Zoidberg: After all you've done in the past two years, are you still considered the only 'nice' person by Robot Santa?
Amy: Do you just pretend to be a ditz to get guys? (think the true answer should be yes, dunno her response)
Hermes: Have you ever been disorganized?
Professor: Have you ever been tempted to dissect your employees, even when they weren't dead? (to, for example, study Leela's mutant anatomy, study Fry's pathetic brain, etc.)
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Xmpel
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Xmpel: Zoidberg: Whats you favorite pizza topping? or Have you ever eaten a pizza? Yes!, i got to quote myself!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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"I'm okay." ZAPP!! "Good golly miss molly!"
Funny stuff. This is a great idea, FemJesse, and the cartoons are all awesome (to the max).
Amy: why don't you just tell your parents you don't want any children right now?
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Denton
Bending Unit
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Nice work Femjesse once again hmmm... zoidberg is hard one but if i had to choose id say 1. when he asks the first question make zoidberg say something like *hurray somebody is interested in me* (gotta go with the classics) 2. have you ever thought about Actually going to medical school. 3. ask him something like have you ever thought mabye to give up on trying to make friends with the crew. hope these suggestions help you
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Killerfox
Professor
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Zoidberg: what is the wierdest thing you have eaten?
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Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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Actually, planetcutie's question has an answer; he didn't eat Fry's sandwiches from his "compartment" in "Insane in the mainframe".
Although that answers to what he _hasn't_ eaten rather than what _wouldn't_ eat. Oh well...
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Hejira
Crustacean
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Nibbler: If your poop weighs as much as a thousand suns, then why doesn't it have the same gravitational pull as a thousand suns? (I dunno how he'd answer - the trekkie nitpicker in me escaped for a while there.) (Maybe Fry was saying a thousand sons...that could be Nibbler's excuse. Your choice to zap or not.)
Amy: How much did you weigh as a kid? And what is your exact age? (Double zappage! Yeehar!)
Zoidberg: What is your favourite flavour pizza box?
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Nefnar
Professor
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Bender: If you could add one feeling to your robotic non sensive heart which would it be an why? Zoidberg: When Hermes says something offensive against you (CONSTANLY) do you want to smash him, or you just take it as a joke? Zapp: Do you really think you have more chance with Leela than Fry does?
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Killerfox
Professor
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Hejira: yeah a good question, ans if it weighs so much earth would be rotaiting around it
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Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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I'd wonder why Nibbler doesn't weigh as much as his poop when it is in fact inside him...
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Killerfox
Professor
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maybe he has a wormhole in his troat ahhhh however you spell it
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