Zapp Brannigan

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Can someone please tell me all the episodes with zapp in, i just started watching futurama again so i dont know what episodes to look out for. 
Thanks in advance
Mike

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All Zapp Brannigan's episodes? That's like 1/3 of them, Okay, here goes:

"Loves Labour's Lost in Space"
"A Flight To Remember"
"When Aliens Attack"
"Brannigan Begin Again"
"Put Your Head on my Shoulder"
"Lesser Of Two Evils"
"Raging Bender"
"The Problem With Popplers"
"Anthology of Interest I"
"War Ss The H-Word"
"Amazon Women In The Mood"
"I Dated A Robot"
"Where No Fan Has Gone Before"
"A TAste Of Freedom"
"Where The Buggalo Roam"
"Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch"

Probably some more.

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we'll continue this elsewhere

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...or not, as the case may be.

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close this, its stupid!

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Normally threads just get left open, don't go searching for a thread just to post "close this".

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Zapp rules he is in a few season 1 episodes

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zapp is probably the funniest futurama chacter with all the classic lines its a shame we saw so little of him.

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its so funny the way zapp thinks women find him irresitible!

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A Couple of Classic Zapp Lines:
"Wingus, Dingus this is what we're gonna do."
"You win again gravity!"
"Say as many as you can as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason."

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Just so everyone knows Zapp Brannigan has now been promoted (once again) And is now a 25 star General Major.

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Zapp is just so funny.  His stupidity amazes me-Class guy!!!

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When did he become a 25* General-Major?
I know he was a 25* General in episode 1ACV12 (When Aliens Attack).

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He is allso in Three Hundred Big Boys.

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Zapp is funny. I like how he adds the extra syllabel to his words.

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He became a 25 Star general major webelo in "Three hundred big boys"
Just listen to "This week in the universe" in the beginning of the episode.

This is my 100th post on Peel.

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Originally posted by The Hypno Toad:
close this, its stupid!

Ha! Coming from The Hypno Toad, that's rich!

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"L.e.l.a., lela" Zap's cover of the Kink's Lola is the best. Especially following Morbo's rendition of "Funkytown!"

Hooray for Zapp Branniganah

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Originally posted by The Hypno Toad:
close this, its stupid!

Better do what he says...he is the hypno toad.

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Some people really need to consider Sanka...

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Originally posted by DanceCommander:
"L.e.l.a., lela" Zap's cover of the Kink's Lola is the best. Especially following Morbo's rendition of "Funkytown!"

Dude, L-e-e-l-a.

And Kif's Total Eclipse of the Heart was funny too.

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You can't blame anyone for spellin mistakes.  We all suffer from very sexy learning disorders.  What do we call it, Kif?

Kif:*sigh* Sexlexia.

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Boingo2000-that is one of my favorite quotes (hence my name). Zap is the coolest, and he wouldn't be as great without Kif.  They are the best pair since Lenny and Carl.

"Brannigan's laws like Brannigan's love...hard and fast!"

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"I am the man with NO NAME!..........Zapp Brannigan"

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Originally posted by boingo2000:
You can't blame anyone for spellin mistakes.  We all suffer from very sexy learning disorders.  What do we call it, Kif?

Kif:*sigh* Sexlexia.

1. Sure we can, we like it  . Although i can't spell myself
2. That should be "We all suffer from a very sexy learning disorder"

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@ Xmpel:
*Sigh*
It's "m-y-s-e-l-f"
Aw, c'mon; you knew that was coming!
 

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im sexlexic too.....ive got 'SEXLEXIC' written on a T-shirt....picture was in a previous thread.

ZAP is the best.....my favourite line has to be either....

'bring him up nipple high' or
'If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!'

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Originally posted by davids:
zapp is probably the funniest futurama chacter with all the classic lines its a shame we saw so little of him.

har-de-har-har!           

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Originally posted by canned eggs:
 
Dude, L-e-e-l-a.

And Kif's Total Eclipse of the Heart was funny too.

I'm blond, it's excusable.

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What is it with you excusables and your excuses? You're all like "arrgh, i'm mortally wounded, I can't fight anymore, take me to a hospital"...

Makes me downright sick. A real man fights to the death, and beyond! Then a little further.

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I hate Zap he is pathetic like me.

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@Nefnar: So do you hate yourself? How can you not like Zapp Brannigan? You'r supposed to like him because he is pathetic. And dumb!

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You'r supposed to like him because he is pathetic. And dumb!

i dont know what show you are watching the zapp i see is smart sophisticated and as far as i can tell the universes greatest lover isnt he???

 

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He's pathetic but he is not dumb.
And maybe I hate him because I don't want anyone to be like me.

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@Nefnar> He's not dumb? He was born without a brain. I can give you that he is pathetic cause he is indeed but he is also dumb. He's just a moron doing someone elses dirty work and he's do sumb to say no.

@Aussie> But if he is the worlds greatest lover wouldn't that make Nefnar that too? If they are so alike 

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@xmpel> i ask that u please dont bring logic into any discussion again

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@SXD> Shutupayameetball. Those who run a way can live to fight another day. Or I could become a restless zombie, and surprise some angels with a little 'bluh' now and again...

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Originally posted by Xmpel:
He became a 25 Star general major webelo in "Three hundred big boys"
Just listen to "This week in the universe" in the beginning of the episode.

Ah, well I have only seen as far as 30% Iron Chef at the end of 3ACV because I only have British terrestrial.  Thankies, Xmpel!   

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Best Zap lines ever is from 'Where the Buggalo Roam' when he is talking to Kif about meeting Amy's parents:

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in."

Zap "Your small, weak and uninteresting, until now you've gotten by on my left over charisma, like a charisma parasite"
Kif "I just hope they like me"
Zap "Andwhy wouldn't they, yes i know, small, weak, uninteresting, spare me your teadious life story"

 

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According to www.somethingawful.com  there's an actual porn film with the name 'Sexlexia - the sexy learning disability'