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Carbito

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« : 03-14-2003 03:58 »
« : 03-14-2003 03:58 »

Just going with the flow   :cool:
Talk about Professor Farnsworth and stuff here.   :D

"Off you go!"
Carbito

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« #1 : 03-14-2003 21:52 »

I just noticed in "Loves labors lost in space" Farnsworth says:
Farnsworth: Each pount of dark matter weighs over 10,000 pounds.

I can't believe I only noticed that while watching the episode with subtitles. Has anyone else over looked this or am I the only one?
Margarita

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« #2 : 03-14-2003 22:36 »

don't you think we should stop this Characters threads???
Carbito

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« #3 : 03-14-2003 22:52 »

Its going to happpen if I like it or not so at least this way I have my name next to a topic :D

It is accually a good idea to have topics for each character though.
zoidyzoid

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« #4 : 03-14-2003 22:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
don't you think we should stop this Characters threads???
Nah, I like them.  Anyway, why else have a "human resources dept."?
Carbito

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« #5 : 03-14-2003 23:07 »

With that a side back to the topic of Farnsworth or other wise those evil mods might close this topic :D
zoidyzoid

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« #6 : 03-14-2003 23:16 »

Ok then  :)
How about this quote from 'Xmas Story'.  Fry, Leela, Bender and Tinny Tim are running from Santa, who is, of course, trying to kill them.
Farnsworth: "Oh dear, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup 'till January 3rd!"
Carbito

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« #7 : 03-15-2003 00:10 »

I like that "I am already in my pajamas" joke that we see in the first two episodes. I wish they had continued that.
Grim

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« #8 : 03-15-2003 00:30 »
« : 03-15-2003 00:30 »

They sorta did it again in "I Second that emotion" unfortunately it was left on the cutting room floor   :(


And that is why u buy Futurama on DVD   :D
Spice Weasel

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« #9 : 03-15-2003 01:50 »

Mom: What the hell was that?
Farnsworth: A flaming burp
Mom: Does it always do that?
Farnsworth: Sometimes it's not a burp
Nurdbot

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« #10 : 03-15-2003 02:56 »

We need more crappy cowboy doodle's in this thread.
Carbito

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« #11 : 03-15-2003 08:00 »

Farnsworth is incredibly stupid. I love in "A big peice of garbage" when he puts the bomb timer on the wrong way up.
Morbo: Blame lies with known professor Hubert Farnsworth and his tiny inferior human brain!
...and then he is holding the manual the wrong way up :D

Lee Roberts

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« #12 : 03-15-2003 08:25 »

Professor Lava, Hot! Oh yeah smash up the Smart guy's magine!
reverend

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« #13 : 04-17-2003 05:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Carbito:
I just noticed in "Loves labors lost in space" Farnsworth says:
Farnsworth: Each pount of dark matter weighs over 10,000 pounds.

I can't believe I only noticed that while watching the episode with subtitles. Has anyone else over looked this or am I the only one?

You do realise this is a joke, right?

reverend

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« #14 : 04-17-2003 10:21 »
« : 04-17-2003 10:21 »

 Sorry, I posted this by mistake. I'm obviously confused and aroused.
Kristi
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« #15 : 04-17-2003 13:04 »

I like Farnsworth, especially in Bendless Love and Mars University. "Why? Why? Why didn't I break his legs!??[/b]"
Leela03

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« #16 : 04-17-2003 14:42 »

 
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Originally posted by zoidyzoid:
 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
don't you think we should stop this Characters threads???
Nah, I like them.  Anyway, why else have a "human resources dept."?


I agree Zoidy!! Anyway without the proffesor there wouldn't BE a planet express! I love how he always says "Good news everybody!" so enthusastically when usualy it's a crapy mission where at least one of the main char's are at a near-death expreince. ^_^
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
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« #17 : 04-17-2003 16:37 »

i like when he is searching for Kazuzu....
"Kazuzu? KaZUZU? KaZUZU?"

i also like his call in 'Fry and the Slurm Factory':
"Who are those disgusting orange creatures over there"
"Why there the grunka lunka's (or something like that)"
"Tell them I hate them."
Chalic

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« #18 : 04-19-2003 00:09 »

it was "PA-ZUUUUU-ZU!!!"  :p
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
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« #19 : 04-19-2003 00:15 »

PA ey..... cool... i read somewhere else it was KA but i'll believe you  :)
Gocad

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« #20 : 04-19-2003 03:12 »
« : 04-19-2003 03:12 »

Did somebody mention that the Professors name is actually Hubert J. Farnsworth?
Shiny Metal Ass

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« #21 : 04-19-2003 10:48 »

I just love that Pro. F quote: "Hey everyone three years ago i signed up for AOL and it just came through!"   :laff: very funny (i love anything that takes the piss out of AOL bunch of smarmy bastards grumble grumble..)
Chalic

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« #22 : 04-20-2003 00:25 »

AOL people being described as smarmy??  I usually describe them as inept and foolish, but maybe you know some special ones.
Jarvio

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« #23 : 04-24-2003 04:45 »

From the very begining Farnsworth has been my favourite character, and he still is. He never lets me down. (joke-wise)
getak2003

Bending Unit
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« #24 : 04-24-2003 05:20 »

i liked him better in the begining as a smiling senile old man, now all he says is:

"Shut up!" or "your aparment smells like cat pea!"

They should try to being back the old farnsworth, i mean younger farnsworth, at least for one episode not that tennage leela's hurdles one mind you, but at least have him lighten up a bit.

MattyB

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« #25 : 04-24-2003 10:35 »

Farnsworth is so funny.

"Holy zombie Jesus"

"huh, awa" (waking up in When Aliens Attack  :D )
Denton

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« #26 : 04-24-2003 11:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Jarvio:
From the very begining Farnsworth has been my favourite character, and he still is. He never lets me down. (joke-wise)

You Got It Farnsworth Rulz
  :cool:   :cool:   :cool:   :cool:
Juliet

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« #27 : 04-24-2003 11:36 »

He is mad and funny and he makes me laugh.
Gocad

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« #28 : 04-24-2003 13:45 »

However it is somewhat sad, that they completely dumped the Professor-Fry relationship.
That's why I found the it strange how the Professor did react to Enos's death. After all, that did not only put Fry's life in jeopardy, but also the Professor's.
Chanukah Zombie

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« #29 : 04-25-2003 14:07 »

I think that was sort of a nod in the direction of an old gradeschool science class joke that I'm sure everyone has heard:

Q: "Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?"

A: "Neither!  It's a trick question!  They both weigh exactly the same: one pound!"

A very similar joke is made in TMLH when Fry attempts to catch the falling Gemerald by hurtling after it.  Leela wisely shouts to him, "No, Fry!  You can't fall fast enough!"  This is true; they will both fall at the same rate and the Gemerald had a head start so he could never overtake it.

In TWOF, Fry says that one of Nibbler's "steamers" weighs "as much as a thousand suns!"  This is likely an exaggertaion otherwise it would have at least crashed through the street's surface to the Sewers of ONY, if not destroyed the entire planet by plummeting to the Earth's core and causing some sort of implosion.   

There was another ep where Prof. mumbles some pseudo-scientific gibberish and then tells eveyone, "the words I just spoke made perfect sense."  I hit the floor with laughter when I heard that.  It was so funny the way they lampponed the typical Sci-Fi plot device of having spurious science save the day.  Could someone remind me what ep that was? 

BTW, I have no idea why this discussion couldn't have been dropped into my "FARNSWORTH PATERNITY RUMOR" thread.    :finger:   

 
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Originally posted by Carbito:
I just noticed in "Loves labors lost in space" Farnsworth says:
Farnsworth: Each pount of dark matter weighs over 10,000 pounds.

I can't believe I only noticed that while watching the episode with subtitles. Has anyone else over looked this or am I the only one?

CyberKnight

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« #30 : 04-25-2003 14:23 »
« : 04-25-2003 14:23 »

Firstly, just to be pedantic   :p - it was LTH, not TMLH   ;).

Secondly, the episode you're thinking of is "The Honking", where the Professor explains how robots can appear as ghosts. The commentary on the commentary on the joke is equally hilarious   ;).

Presumably the Professor's life was less threatened than Fry's. Fry is only two generations removed from Enos (or not, depending on your point of view), whereas the Professor is around 25 generations removed - thus there is far less of Enos' DNA in the Professor than in Fry (making the Professor much less susceptible to changes in the timeline at this point).
zoidyzoid

Professor
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« #31 : 04-25-2003 18:02 »

"Now Fry, before you go into space, you need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little unusual... *whispers* He wears sandals!"
Teral

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« #32 : 04-26-2003 01:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Chanukah Zombie:
There was another ep where Prof. mumbles some pseudo-scientific gibberish and then tells eveyone, "the words I just spoke made perfect sense."  I hit the floor with laughter when I heard that.  It was so funny the way they lampponed the typical Sci-Fi plot device of having spurious science save the day.  Could someone remind me what ep that was? 
 

Cyberknight already gave the correct answer, but this also reminded me of "Time Keeps On Slipping", where Bubblegum Tate gives his techno-babble explanation why time slips happen at the basketball match. Farnsworth reply: "Yes, I see. Something involving that many big words could easily destabilize times itself."

Techno-babble was mocked in "Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch" too. When Attila the Hun yell to Zapp "don't shoot firestick in spacecanoe, cause explosive decompression!", to which Zapp say "spare me your spaceage  technobabble."

Even though I love Star Trek, I also love to see it's more annoying elements mocked.
Chanukah Zombie

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« #33 : 04-26-2003 20:12 »


 
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Originally posted by zoidyzoid:
"Now Fry, before you go into space, you need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little unusual... *whispers* He wears sandals!"

Hey, now that I think of it, that was probably also supposed to be a Jewish thing.  Israel is the only country I know where a professor arrives at the auditorium to deliver his lecture in a three-piece suit and open-toed sandals.  That's more of a specifically Israeli thing than Jewish in general, but I'm sure they knew what they were doing when they put that in.  Remind me to dig up that old mispelled thread of mine and add it in there.      :laff:
asianlightning

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« #34 : 04-26-2003 21:08 »

I love Fransworth, he has some of the best jokes and lines. And, to booth, he appears naked more than any other character!
El Chupanibre

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« #35 : 05-01-2003 19:30 »

"What? After I spent MONTHS slaving over a hot monkey brain?"
getak2003

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« #36 : 05-01-2003 20:31 »

Too bad the same can't be said for other characters when it comes to nudity, specifically either the one or two eyed females.....
Anarchist

Professor
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« #37 : 05-01-2003 22:11 »

Oh, don't be so horny. It's a lot more appealing and interesting when the (admittedly horny) animators tease you a little and leave the rest up to the imagination. Which they tend to do quite a bit.

And since I don't want to get lynched for making a non-Farnsworth post in the Farnsworth thread:
The Professor is my favorite mad scientist. He is just so much fun. At first I thought that he was tough to write for, but after experimenting with him a bit while writing my stuff, I've realized that the possibilites are quite endless!  :D
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