FUTURAMA Character Zodiac Signs! Fw0ot!

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I haven't really spotted any subject dealing with this, so here we go!  *Hopes she posted it in the right category*  Mods, don't get mad if I got it wrong!  Anywho, let's all take a stab at the zodiac signs of the characters!  Here's what I think:

Leela - Capricorn
Fry - Leo or Taurus
Bender - Aries
Amy - Aquarius
Zapp - Aquarius/Saggitarius

*Shrug*  Care to share?

[#1 :]

Kif - Virgo (no, it's not a joke. He just reminds me too much of myself for it to be possible).

Also according to the "Do you & Leela match?" section of TLZ, Leela is Aries (although the calendars hint that she is Capricorn). I like the Aries possibility better, as Virgo and Aries make up for very good relationships, both professional and in private.

[#2 :]

Scruffy is like me. Therefore I can deduce that he is Gemini.

[#3 :]

Zoidberg - Cancer

Cancer is Latin for lobster. Could it be more obvious?

[#4 :]

the futurama outlet had a chart of all zodiacs of the futurama characters some time ago.

and, teral, kif was pisces. for a very good reason: he's taking punishment when he should fight back, he's shy and so on. that's me, baby. that's typically pisces.

[#5 :]

 

Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Zoidberg - Cancer

Cancer is Latin for lobster. Could it be more obvious?

Incidentally, my zodiac is cancer.
Ah bugger. This was supposed to be an edit, not a quote.

[#6 :]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Kif - Virgo (no, it's not a joke. He just reminds me too much of myself for it to be possible).

Also according to the "Do you & Leela match?" section of TLZ, Leela is Aries (although the calendars hint that she is Capricorn). I like the Aries possibility better, as Virgo and Aries make up for very good relationships, both professional and in private.

No, Leela isn't an Aries.  Her birthday was like... Jan 18th or something like that, which makes her a Capricorn.  (I'd know, I've dated *5* of 'em. lolz)  And she can't be an Aries because she's nothing like an Aries.  If anything, *Bender* is mostly like an Aries.  I know this because I'm an Aries, lol, and my best friend says I act like Bender most of the time 'cos I'm very opinionated and outspoken. ><  Plus Aries' are very impatient, outspoken, spontaneous, impulsive, etc. and Leela isn't really those things!   

I also agree with Kif being a Pisces.  They're shy and kind of reserved.  They're also emotional, so say the little horoscopes. :P

[#7 :]

Since I don't believe in astrology, I don't have much knowledge about this. I'm relying heavily on The futuramaOutlet zodiacs.

About Leela. This is what the Outlet say:
 

Like Leela, you are a Dynamic Person. You have traits of Courage, confidence, quick-wits, and an aggressive self-assertiveness. At times you can be combative when blocked or denied. Aries have been known to be quick-tempered and have qualities of a dare devil at times. Also like Leela you have pronounced leadership ability and a compassion for those that follow.

Seems to fit nicely. Leela's birthday is listed as February 19th in the calendars, only because it coincides with Katey Segal's birthday. Wether it's canon, is an entirely different thing. I still like to think off Leela as a Aries.

I'm inclined to agree on Kif (mainly because the Outlet labels him Pisces too). I just seemed to share so many traits with the little guy, competent (hrrm hrrm), works better in the background, organized, diplomatic, a bit of a push-ower etc., that it seemed logic that he would be Virgo as well.

[#8 :]

...The entire concept of star signs is just stupid!

[#9 :]

LOL, hey, that's your opinion, Carbito!

Anyway, Teral, Feb. 19... that would make her an Aquarius!  :O  And... erm, she's nothing like one.  I guess she's kind of like an Aries!  n___n

[#10 :]

To qoute my friend on Bender's sign... We agree he's more of a Leo for these reasons...

"DamnAntiPimpLaws:  Leos are very out spoken.  They are basically heartless.  Always joking as if they are funny.  The steal and drink a alot.  As which bender does.  They also greedy and want everything.
 DamnAntiPimpLaws:  Fits Bender perfectly."

Regardless of the Outlet's opinion, this is what i'm sticking to.  Fry's a Taurus by the way.

[#11 :]

Prowla, I disagree.  Leo's aren't supposed to be heartless or whatever.  I study zodiac signs sometimes, plus I had a Leo crushing over me.  They're actually big sweeties deep down.  They're also a little possessive, but that's just their nature.  They tend to be possessive of what they love.  If anything, Bender is closest to an Aries: Impatient, stubborn, selfish, greedy, possessive, etc.  Although, not all Aries are those things ('cos I'm certainly not) but according to astrology those are some traits.  BTW, Aries are also impulsive and witty, which is what Bender is.

Yay!!~  I thought Fry was a Taurus.  Did it ever say Fry's b-day?  I can't remember. :x

[#12 :]

I dunno, i've gone out with leos.  Then again, Bender is not a fembot.  For awhile, I've even thought bender might be a sag, seeing his tendency to be a wild drinker as many sags i've known.  Whenever I watch fry, he closely relates to a taurus more than any other sign... I know this because I'm a taurus myself. 

[#13 :]

Yeah, I thought Fry kinda reminds me of a Taurus, too.  I was in love with a Taurus once.  :x

But I'm stickin' to Bender being an Aries, seeing as I connect with him the most and I *am* an Aries.  Being a heavy drinker has nothing to do with being a Sag.  Besides, Saggitarius' are usually very annoying and hyper.  The ones I know at least.  :

[#14 :]

 

Weird Al wrote:
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

[#15 :]

 

Originally posted by Carbito:
...The entire concept of star signs is just stupid!

Damn right!
Aside from that, Zapp can't be a Saggitarius. (I wouldn't like that!)
 

[#16 :]

Nixorbo, lol @ that.

<33's Weird Al.

[#17 :]

 

Originally posted by LittleMiss:
 No, Leela isn't an Aries.  Her birthday was like... Jan 18th or something like that, which makes her a Capricorn.  (I'd know, I've dated *5* of 'em. lolz)  And she can't be an Aries because she's nothing like an Aries.  If anything, *Bender* is mostly like an Aries.  I know this because I'm an Aries, lol, and my best friend says I act like Bender most of the time 'cos I'm very opinionated and outspoken. ><  Plus Aries' are very impatient, outspoken, spontaneous, impulsive, etc. and Leela isn't really those things!      

I also agree with Kif being a Pisces.  They're shy and kind of reserved.  They're also emotional, so say the little horoscopes. :P

Leela's birthday's on 19th of January actually., the same day as Katy Segal!

[#18 :]

Yeah, and that would make her a Capricorn!  Errg, I was off by one day.  I'm horrible with dates!  ><

--Missy

[#19 :]

Im a scorpio and i act like Bender thats just weird

[#20 :]

I think Bender is Pisces (like me!)

[#21 :]

I can see Leela being a aries, but i believe bender would make a good scorpio.

[#22 :]

Yes Bender is like me,except for smoking,drinking,pilferring and the whole being a robot thing. So yes,i deduce Bender is an Aries!

[#23 :]

I do believe that your zodiac sign is your base personality but then you have your own unique traits from there.  In other words, it is somewhat true.  Only because for many people, famous and not, they are usually accurate.  That's just my opinion.

I'm a pieces/ aries my (birthday falls on the border).  I have to say I'm not usually shy, but I do get emotional.  So I think Kif is probably a pieces.

Fry, I thought, his birthday was like in July or something, near Matt's. 

I don't think Zapp is sag cause i have friends who are sags who are nothing like him!

[#24 :]

Zodiac signs are bullcrap.

They're all generic, vague traits that everyone has and can be defined as in one way or another. That's why they're so 'Accurate.'

Asides from which, the idea that people's personalities can be defined by the dates in which they were born is ludicrous. What, does the universe hit a certain date and "Hey, we have enough shy, reserved & emotional people in the world right now. Time to start churning out outspoken, spontaneous & impulsive people!" And how come all horoscopes are so different? And how come all these people assign different attributes to different starsigns? Huh?

Horoscopes: Laughable at best.

[#25 :]

I'm with 1969 on this one.

The idea that burning balls of hydrogen trillions of miles away can in any way affect our personality is just so incredibly wrong. But what really, really bothers me about astrology as opposed to so many other alternative phenomenas, is that some people actually believe it to be science.

I consider that a mockery on those of us who actually base our findings on facts and proven theories, rather than hogwash.

[#26 :]

I agree with 1969 & Mercapto:
Astrology is pseudoscientific crap.
It's based on the computed positions of the stars. One little problem, though; Astrology ignores an established astronomical fact called the "Precession of the Eqinox," that I'll not bore you with here.
One other little fly in the ointment: The only things from the stars that might affect us are their light, and gravity. If their light affects us, would not the effects of other light sources like the sun or artificial illumination affect us to such a greater degree that effects of starlight would be 'lost in the noise'? Also, most people in this world are born indoors! Well removed from starlight. Not only that; What happens if you're born during the day?
As to the effects of gravity: Do the math. The doctor's gravity is immensely more powerfull than even the nearest star, so shouldn't his (or her, I don't wanna be sexist here) gravity have an incredibly greater effect on the newborn?
As I say, Astrology in a load of pseudoscientific crap.
Having said that, it can be a lot of fun to see how well someone "fit's" their Astrological profile.
*Sigh*
Okay, I'm done now.

PS. I'm a Scorpio...
 

[#27 :]

I guess im the same as kif. Im a pisces. And while astrology may be a load, its still fun to read and its interesting. Ive found that most pisces are like me in a few ways out another but im sure thats just coinsidence.

[#28 :]

Prof: Astrology was debunked over 900 years ago. Now, phrenology... THAT'S a science.

[#29 :]

Yeah, I don't really believe in it, but I know a lot of people who it follows for.  But, yeah, it's probably because the traits are fairly general. 

[#30 :]

maybe zodiac signs dont exist in the future

[#31 :]

I'd say zoidberg is cancer
Hermes is definately Capricorn
Bender has definite Scorpio traits
(I have no idea but I like to sound like I know what im talking about)

[#32 :]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
Prof: Astrology was debunked over 900 years ago. Now, phrenology... THAT'S a science.

I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!

[#33 :]

LMAO at Teral!

There's a million dollar prize up for grabs for the first person to prove than the "Memory of water" theory - that Homeopathy does work.

No-one has done it yet as far as I know. It's still scientifically UNproven crap, as is astronomy. Yet squillions still believe in both.

People will find "facts" in bulldust where they want to. I think if you asked any of the Futurama characters what starsign they are, I think they'd laugh at you heartily.

[#34 :]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
 I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!

You've got a degree in beloney! 

Hoe can you know for certain wich months they are born? You'r just making stuff up!

[#35 :]

::gives Xmpel 100 Nixorbucks for catching the reference::

1969 maybe you should relax a bit.

[#36 :]

   

Originally posted by 1969:
No-one has done it yet as far as I know. It's still scientifically UNproven crap, as is astronomy. Yet squillions still believe in both.

Astronomy, unproven crap? You looked upwards lately??? I have a postgrad in astrophysics. Don't make me get Khan.

Anyway, I don't think that anybody takes astrology that seriously anymore. It's more of a hobby to keep people interested in something.

I'm a saggitariarse, and i suppose I have some Zapp qualities, but not that many(the blond hair is kind of where it stops). I can see Zapp with the same sign as me though!

[#37 :]

 

Originally posted by aussie dude:
Bender has definite Scorpio traits

i dont think that Bender woould have a Zodiac sign for the robots are programableand you might as well change that

[#38 :]

All I know is that every time I see this thread, I'm reminded just how glad I am that I don't say "fwoot".

[#39 :]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Also according to the "Do you & Leela match?" section of TLZ, Leela is Aries.

Hey, I'm an Aries!