Good news, everyone!

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He has a few good 'Oh, yes' moments, but my favourite is this from 'Crimes of the hot,'

'A Million Robot Lives are About to be extinguished. The Jedis are going to feel this one!'

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I like his little contradictory lines...

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission.

Fry: Controversial?

Farnsworth: Oh, my, no.

[SCENE]

Farnsworth: For this highly controversial mission...

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Leela: Yes, but what about the animals?

Farnsworth: The wha?

Leela: The animals.

Farnsworth: I didn't say anything about animals! Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.

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Farnsworth: You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.

Leela: Then we'll need a guide. Someone who's been there before.

Farnsworth: Oh, I've been there. Lots of times!

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Also a very big fan of "Dirt doesn't need luck". The delivery on that line is percect.

[Reply #82 on:]

I love the Central Bureaucracy line. Of his best in my opinion.

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Originally posted by Cleansingfire:

Farnsworth: You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.

Leela: Then we'll need a guide. Someone who's been there before.

Farnsworth: Oh, I've been there. Lots of times!

As I've said before, it's the manic cackle at the end that really sells the line.

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What about Professor Farnsworth from "Less Than Hero", when he gets blown through the wall due to the supercollider he bought from Pi-kea (enjoy your affordable Swedish crap)...

Farnsworth:  "Bad news, nobody.  The supercollider superexploded.  I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack, and some of those rancid meatballs."

[Reply #85 on:]

I love that one! What really makes it is the fact that he says superexploded. Makes it so much funnier.

[Reply #86 on:]

After his atomic-powered dentures have liquefied his meal, he's slurping it up with a straw saying "Damn good meat!"

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"I dont remember much buddy & you're no looker!"

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There is another Professor bit from "Less than Hero" that I laugh at everytime I see it.

When the Zoo keeper or whatever his name is calls over the vidphone, Leela, not wanting the Professor to know there secret, says the following.

Leela: "Professor, isn't it time for your nap?"
Professor: "Yes, damnit!!!"
*Then he falls back in his chair and starts to snore*

It's just such a Professor moment. 

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That is a funny one.  My favorite is in "Roswell That Ends Well", when they're back on the ship after picking up Fry.

Farnsworth:  "Start the ship, Leela.  Let's just steal the damn dish, to get back to our own time."
Fry:  "But..but, won't that change history?"
Farnsworth:  "Oooooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own Grandpa".  Let's get the hell out of here already; screw history!"

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Originally posted by coldangel_1:

“Men! They’re all the same – only want one thing.” He shook his head disgustedly.

Wow... The Professor is more like me than I thought...

[Reply #91 on:]

Professor: "There is no target consumer, only targets. Targets that will tremble in fear as their new masters hand down edicts in my glorious booming voice!"

[Reply #92 on:]

leela what about the animals
prof the wha..
leela the animals
prof i diddnt say anything about animals.. anyway the planet will ollapse in approximately 24 hours... evidently this will kill all of the animals