I'm bored, you're bored, or we wouldn't be here, so let's try a creative new activity. A lot of the common posters here seem to be great at coming up with hilarious little script-style vignettes as a response to a topic... so let's add some pressure. The idea here is to either ask a "what if" style question, or answer other people's with whatever weird situation comes to mind. Multiple answers to the same question welcome; most importantly, let's all try to laugh.
Now, I'm not one to propose a topic and then bail out, so...
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...I'll think of something tomorrow.