Would you go out with Fry?

[Reply #40 on:]

If somebody even remarks that Fry loves somebody that isn't you, you are there to hound on their comment and label them as "wrong" and a "human deceiver".

yep but that doesn't mean i'm trying to change them. you shouldn't make. i'm just giving them a heads up

Yeah, also: you're defending yourself, fry can defend himself(if he were real)

he can be real and be unable to defend himself

Doesn't Fry love radiators?

no

[Reply #41 on:]

Doesn't Fry love radiators?

He loved one once, but he wasn't in love with it.

yep but that doesn't mean i'm trying to change them. you shouldn't make. i'm just giving them a heads up

Yes it does. If I said "Apples are the best fruit," and Dwight retorted "Wrong. Bananas are", he would be trying to change me (by that, my opinion).

Giving them a "heads up"? Someone please explain.

[Reply #42 on:]

What about Slurm?  Doesn't Fry love Slurm?

[Reply #43 on:]

Fry loves Leela!

[Reply #44 on:]

^ you're so oblivious. if you think your immaturity is gonna bother me, think again

What about Slurm? Doesn't Fry love Slurm?

maybe

Giving them a "heads up"?

it means i'm giving someone information or a warning. that's not making people do stuff

[Reply #45 on:]

^ you're so oblivious. if you think your immaturity is gonna bother me, think again

How is Danny being oblivious? I believe it has been mentioned in the show that Fry loves Leela...

it means i'm giving someone information or a warning.

Information? Fry's love for you is not information as it is not a fact. In fact, it is the total opposite of a fact- a fiction. A warning? Of what?

[Reply #46 on:]

Whoops. Totally difficult typing on an iPod.

[Reply #47 on:]

How is Danny being oblivious? I believe it has been mentioned in the show that Fry loves Leela..

he isn't aware of or concerned about what's going on around him. he only sees what he wants to see

Information? Fry's love for you is not information as it is not a fact. In fact, it is the total opposite of a fact- a fiction. A warning? Of what?

like i said, people have different beliefs

a warning about what happens when you tempt fate

[Reply #48 on:]

like i said, people have different beliefs

Then why can't you respect Danny's (and everyone else's) belief that Fry loves Leela without calling him oblivious, immature, and blind?

[Reply #49 on:]

Actually Fry loves me.  He told me that.

[Reply #50 on:]

Actually Fry loves me.  He told me that.

Hey I was going to say that!

[Reply #51 on:]

Giving them a "heads up"? Someone please explain.

Explain what? The Unmentionable's "heads up"? If you ship F/L and happy with their status in Season 7, then "Go Die", "PLEASE DIE", "Go Die" (nice "warnings" BTW). If you've got yourself a F/L tatoo, then "you're tempting fate". If you won't implement F/O gay couple in Futurama, then:

you're digging your own grave

In fact, Eric Rogers could sue him for that shit. And I hope one day he will.

And I've got a "warning" for you, Unmentionable: stick all your lies up your ass and die from huge imminent blood loss. Even if Season 7B is the end of Futurama, in 7ACV26 there will be a grand romantic moment between Fry and Leela, not between you and Fry, and you'll never be written in the show. Have a nice shit life.

[Reply #52 on:]

In fact, Eric Rogers could sue him for that shit. And I hope one day he will.

Yeah, but Unmentionable would get off (sexual innuendo) on insanity charges. But then again, Unmentionable might enjoy stripping down for the insane aslyum just like Fry.

[Reply #53 on:]

your rumors and trash-talk won't bother me so stop

Actually Fry loves me.  He told me that.

that's a lie

Then why can't you respect Danny's (and everyone else's) belief that Fry loves Leela without calling him oblivious, immature, and blind?

it's not that i can't

Fry from Futurama isn't the real Fry. the real Fry loves me and i love him. i guess the imposter loves Leela

[Reply #54 on:]

No its not.  The "real" Fry told me he loves me.

[Reply #55 on:]

grow up. i know you're lying

[Reply #56 on:]

your rumors and trash-talk won't bother me so stop

If it's not bothering you then why are you telling us to stop?

Fry from Futurama isn't the real Fry. the real Fry loves me and i love him. i guess the imposter loves Leela

So if the real Fry loves you then why do you feel it is necessary for the Futurama Fry to show his love for you as well? Isn't his love enough that he doesn't have to express it through the show or comics?

No its not.  The "real" Fry told me he loves me.

I can testify to that.

grow up. i know you're lying

No, saying anything else would be lying. You're a human deceiver and should go and rot.

[Reply #57 on:]

I am grown and Fry really does love me.

[Reply #58 on:]

I am grown, asked Fry for my love, and he said he already love Unmentionable. Welp.

[Reply #59 on:]

If it's not bothering you then why are you telling us to stop?

cos it's bullying

I am grown

no you're not. you're a kid and a liar

So if the real Fry loves you then why do you feel it is necessary for the Futurama Fry to show his love for you as well? Isn't his love enough that he doesn't have to express it through the show or comics?

that's a good point

You're a human deceiver and should go and rot.

no i'm not and no i shouldn't

[Reply #60 on:]

Guys stop the irrelevant fighting. We all know where this going...

[Reply #61 on:]

And I've got a "warning" for you, Unmentionable: stick all your lies up your ass and die from huge imminent blood loss. Even if Season 7B is the end of Futurama, in 7ACV26 there will be a grand romantic moment between Fry and Leela, not between you and Fry, and you'll never be written in the show. Have a nice shit life.

Amen!

[Reply #62 on:]

^ you're never gonna grow up

Guys stop the irrelevant fighting. We all know where this going...

that

[Reply #63 on:]

^ you're never gonna grow up

Thing is Unmentionable, I have grown up, whereas you, you're never ever ever going to, because you're stuck in your own dumb fantasy world.

[Reply #64 on:]

you definitely haven't grown up. at this rate, you never will. just look at yourself. if you actually were an adult, you wouldn't be stubborn

[Reply #65 on:]

But Fry told me that he loves me.

[Reply #66 on:]

you definitely haven't grown up. at this rate, you never will. just look at yourself. if you actually were an adult, you wouldn't be stubborn

I would be treating you exactly as I am now, child, teen or adult.

[Reply #67 on:]

^ i'll always be mentally older than you

But Fry told me that he loves me.

stop mocking me

[Reply #68 on:]

Calling others "immature" and "kids" isn't insulting at all. It shows a lack of creativity on the bully's part, and actually makes them look "immature" and "child-like" to resort to such retorts. Reminds me of the newest Pokemon series when Iris always responds to Ash with "What a kid!" No, you're the kid, Iris. Now go hang with Dawn so then you can both share your hackneyed catchphrases.

stop mocking me

Manwich isn't mocking you- he is just voicing his belief.

[Reply #69 on:]

My Manwich, you are lying. Fry couldn't have said you that because he loves Unmentionable is a fictional character.

No, seriously guys, stop arguing, it is pretty clear that he'll never admit he is crazy.

To answer the main question of the topic, I'll never go out with Fry, because I'm a man and I know Fry is heterosexual... (Please, don't hit me!)

[Reply #70 on:]

^ i'll always be mentally older than you

But Fry told me that he loves me.

stop mocking me

I'm not mocking you.

Fry really does love me.

[Reply #71 on:]

We've all done this, and we've all seen where it goes: nowhere.

[Reply #72 on:]

We've all done this, and we've all seen where it goes: nowhere.

Actually by Unmentionable coming back gave me an excuse to post more and got me to Starship Captain level.

[Reply #73 on:]

I've got the perfect song for this discussion.

[Reply #74 on:]

You people should know better. Talking to Unmentionable is like licking a public restroom floor. You don't know for sure what will come of it, but it's not going to be anything good.

[Reply #75 on:]

No, seriously guys, stop arguing, it is pretty clear that he'll never admit he is crazy.

let me guess. you're atheist too? you don't even know me so don't say i'm crazy

[Reply #76 on:]

Well hello there, dried suspicious stain. Forgive me if I don't take a taste.

[Reply #77 on:]

i'm really getting sick of the way i'm treated on this site and how people are just letting the bullying happen. just cos of my faith. bullying is unacceptable behavior. some people on here are seriously pathetic. what JF said is probably 1 of the worst things i've ever been told. i'm not gonna just take it

anyway, i wouldn't go out with imposter Fry. i would go out with the real Fry

[Reply #78 on:]

Video response.

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Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Reply #79 on:]

i won't forgive you too