When the ship hits the fan.

[#440 :]

it's from a private message

I know not everyone on this place can be very open minded

i'm getting sick of the way some of the users on this site treat me. treat me more nicely!

i think Futurama should be renamed to "Would you like lies with that?"

[#441 :]

But set in the future. So familromantureorama?

[#442 :]

Futuromantorama?

[#443 :]

No! No family just a marriage!  The writers can cross the kid bridge when its absolutely necessary!

[#444 :]

^

Futuromantorama?

&

But set in the future. So familromantureorama?

No Thank you

how about "Would you like futuristic lies with that?"

[#445 :]

Goddammit troll! Stay out of this or I'll molly-whop the cognition out of your head!

[#446 :]

But set in the future. So familromantureorama?

Especially now with robosexual marriage, they should just title it Sexorama and the text gag should be Not Approved by the Westboro Baptist Church!

[#447 :]

I love it!

[#448 :]

Goddammit troll! Stay out of this or I'll molly-whop the cognition out of your head!

don't try to tell me what to do & say. you're better off that way. it's obvious how closed-minded you are. don't deny it. stop only thinking about yourself. it's pathetic

love is honest or love is mean (since Fry & Leela's romance isn't honest, it's fake & mean)

[#449 :]

Unmentionable, please get help. And don't buy any guns.

[#450 :]

So, now you know what would be funny, too? If Scruffy and Zoidberg were to go out. At the beginning of the episode: "It is I, Zoidberg, lover of Scruffy!" all dramatic like, and then nobody's looking at Zoidberg, who's desperately looking for attention. Then, Scruffy comes from behind Zoidberg, slaps him on the ass, and then says, "Let's bounce, baby." and then they're off.
End of the Episode comes, in the last two seconds, Zoidberg jumps out and says, "I broke up with Scruffy!" and then someone breaks the fourth wall , Leela, and says, "Look Zoidberg, we don't have time for this. The show's over." Then fades out.

FRY IS HETERO FOR LEELA AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT ARGUMENT, FOR I AM ZEE GOOGZUS, AND MY WORD IS THE WORD OF GOD. I think.

Also, Unmentionable, do fries go with that shake?

[#451 :]

That's a funny premise for Zoidberg and Scuffy but it seems against Scruffys nature.  If they could have a reason for Scruffy to basically take on bestiality then I'd be game for that pun.

Unmentionable, please get help. And don't buy any guns.

And don't do any drugs, your not OK as is.

[#452 :]

You know what. I am not even taking sides (the fact that I am using that childish phrase just tells me how childish and insipid this discussion has become).

All of you who are arguing with Unmentionable--and you, Unmentionable--have pretty much sabotaged this thread. Shit all over it. This topic is about relationships amongst the actual characters on the show--and not ones that are on someone's wish list. Talking about how Fry loves an actual, in-the-flesh human being is completely OFFTOPIC to this thread.

I am so tired of coming here and seeing this...nonsense. This vitriol! WTF? Don't you people have lives? Wives, girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends to spend time with? Dogs to walk? Homework to do? Coupons to file? Just anything besides engage in this pointless, circular, ridiculous quarrel?

Please, Unmentionable. Please start another thread specifically about how Fry really loves you. If this garbage continues on this topic--which is so out of place here--I am going to PM a mod or perhaps even [-mArc-] himself and file a bigass complaint. Which I have never done before but I am so tired of this bullshit.

Thanks for reading.

[#453 :]

Scruffy sees a picture of a cow in Playbot and his eyes widen from excitment. Scruffy has found his primeval calling. The bovine beckons him in!

Also, Unmentionable, if you buy drugs, buy a lot of them at the same time. And use them at the same time. Inject all those marijuanas!

Sparky, you go girl!

[#454 :]

Scruffy + Washbucket 4Eva

[#455 :]

Please, Unmentionable. Please start another thread specifically about how Fry really loves you.

OK. just remember what I said in this thread

[#456 :]

Scruffy has to choose between the bovine and Washbucket. (In Dalek voice) YOU MUST CHOOSE!!!

Jump in the Washbucket bandwagon!

[#457 :]

@sparkybarky
If you're going to send a complaint anyway, then I'll support you. Unmentionable's a shameless cad, and he's got to pay for all that shit. Hell yeah, I've somewhat contributed to it, but I'm ready to be punished as well. For the sake of fairness.

[#458 :]

You know what. I am not even taking sides (the fact that I am using that childish phrase just tells me how childish and insipid this discussion has become).

All of you who are arguing with Unmentionable--and you, Unmentionable--have pretty much sabotaged this thread. Shit all over it. This topic is about relationships amongst the actual characters on the show--and not ones that are on someone's wish list. Talking about how Fry loves an actual, in-the-flesh human being is completely OFFTOPIC to this thread.

I am so tired of coming here and seeing this...nonsense. This vitriol! WTF? Don't you people have lives? Wives, girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends to spend time with? Dogs to walk? Homework to do? Coupons to file? Just anything besides engage in this pointless, circular, ridiculous quarrel?

Please, Unmentionable. Please start another thread specifically about how Fry really loves you. If this garbage continues on this topic--which is so out of place here--I am going to PM a mod or perhaps even [-mArc-] himself and file a bigass complaint. Which I have never done before but I am so tired of this bullshit.

Thanks for reading.

Second. I found it amusing at first, but now the dead horse has been beaten.

In other shippy news:

[#459 :]

The NNYPD has ask and tell apparently.

[#460 :]

Nice. I wonder if the idea of Smitty and URL was ever tossed around in the writers' room since this scene.

[#461 :]

Homorobosexuality has not been discussed. But they're, I dare to say it, the biggest bromance in the series.

[#462 :]

Brokeback Mounties(Canadian cops)

[#463 :]

No, really? 'Cause I thought the Mounties were just another Canadian Football team.

But see how many characters you can develop and cause a plot so you don't pull a Next Generation, writers?

[#464 :]

No, really? 'Cause I thought the Mounties were just another Canadian Football team.

Well, the Brokeback Mounties DO enjoy tackling each other.

[#465 :]

Okay.

What ship have we not hit on, shippers?

[#466 :]

I am proposing that the Official Unofficial Futurama Fan Forum Shipping Thread has a first-time-ever court hearing on the topic of what constitutes "shipping". Can one 'ship' a relationship if one party of the 'ship' is him/herself?

[#467 :]

Hmph. As a newb, I take shipping as one relationship between canon characters. If you're the only one in your ship, that's okay 'cause on WikiPEELia winna is shipping by himself on some stuff.

[#468 :]

Nice. I wonder if the idea of Smitty and URL was ever tossed around in the writers' room since this scene.

Smitty and URL started as Futurama's version of Lenny and Carl.  Yet, Lenny and Carl do have a "counterweight" in the Simpsons, so to speak:
These two are straight characters, who often manage to appear gay. On the other hand, there is Smithers as an obviously gay character, but (afaiK), his homosexuality will never be mentioned/declared.

That "let's make something obvious, and let's never point it out openly" premise is rather delivered by Hermes (supposed) weed consumption.

[#469 :]

What ship have we not hit on, shippers?

Planet Express Ship/The Nimbus

That's the shippiest ship I've ever shipped.

[#470 :]

Ohhh myyy. The Planet Express Ship has been quite lonesome after Bender and her stopped being together.

[#471 :]

She's also been pretty brainless too.

[#472 :]

Okay so the ship has to go in for upgrades, and it pulls into space dock next to the Nimbus, where the ships get talking. This leads up to ship on ship action.

[#473 :]

Who would play opposite to Miss Sigourney? And what would the Nimbus character be like? Would he(or she) complain about Zapp's man-handling?

"Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro."

[#474 :]

The whole ship shipping worked for an episode.  I say let sleeping dogs lie.

[#475 :]

Well, if they ever give the Nimbus a personality, it would almost be a waste not to make it a female. Maybe a Zapp/Nimbus (relation)ship. Zapp would surely pull a Quagmire and get his wing-dang-doodle stuck in one of the many openings I'm sure any DOOP ship vessel would have.

[#476 :]

What if they were both female wessels? Political commentary then happens for another episode on gay rights.

Although it would more be Zapp doesn't know what his ship is doing and gets scared by it, and then Kif and Amy have a rather relaxed but strikingly odd conversation about their ships getting nasty while they're on it. In the background, Zapp's freakin' out, running all around the bridge of the Nimbus.

[#477 :]

Hmm, so maybe a female version of HAL terrorizing Zapp. Voiced by Halle Berry, of course.

[#478 :]

...Do I smell a fanfiction coming up?

er...stay away from futurama_madhouse. Or check it out, whatever, if you want to see Unmentionable's... unique.... fanfiction, fine, I'm not your mother.

[#479 :]

hey! yes its unique slash fiction. so what?! I don't wanna be anybody else but me. the love in my stories is real

that's all!