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sparkybarky
Liquid Emperor
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You can tell I've been away for a while, lacking in pictures >< Here, have one of my favourites...
Miss Tasty! I would give you a hug to show how glad I am you are back. (But not a hug like the above. Who could ever top that one?) That reminds me: I could really use a shower.
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pumpkinpie
Starship Captain
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Listen. Unmentionable, we all love Fry too. But not in that way. Because he's a cartoon. It's true, I'm afraid. And Futurama is just a show. A great show, but it's just a show. We all have lives. Real life lives. And if we don't live them, we'll never be truly happy. Fry doesn't love you, or me, or Danny. He doesn't love any of us. Because he doesn't know any of us. He's nonexistent. He's just a drawing. That's it. There's nothing more to it. Fry loves Leela, because that's what the writers say. They don't know you, they can't make Fry love you. I'm sorry. You're just troubling yourself, people probably think you're insane. You have to let this go. Find a real person, a boyfriend. Maybe with orange spiked hair and a red windbreaker. Cosplay. He can be your Fry. A drawing cannot love you. I'm sorry.
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Onuki
Starship Captain
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Fry doesn't love you, or me, or Danny. He doesn't love any of us. Because he doesn't know any of us. He's nonexistent. He's just a drawing. That's it. There's nothing more to it. I'm sticking to my faith. Mi amore vole fe yah (love needs faith) Fry loves Leela, because that's what the writers say. They don't know you, they can't make Fry love you. Unfortunately. You're just troubling yourself, people probably think you're insane. You have to let this go. I can't give up & admit defeat. I won't let Fry leave me alone. This is the place where I'll stick to it. Find a real person, a boyfriend. Maybe with orange spiked hair and a red windbreaker. Cosplay. He can be your Fry. Maybe someday, I'll find a good hand to hold.
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Frida Waterfall
Professor
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Well, they do say love is blind. In this case, Fry's love only has one eye. Love is just a chemical imbalance in the brain. No known cure.
"Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!"
Speaking of coitus in Futurama, actually nothing to do with your post, I was really expecting the ending of the segment of the "Elephant Seal" in "Naturama" would include seal pups that weren't a spitting image of their fathers. Actually, I was hoping that shortly after that episode aired, somebody, an artist, could edit a screencap digitally and change the appearances of the pups to look more akin to Dwight, Igner, and Fry-seal and Leela-seal's offspring. Really, this is just a nonchalant request for such image. Please?! Then would you like to try all new Asexual Reproduction? Asexual reproduction takes the unknown DNA out of the equation so you can keep all the funk to yourself! Buy now for our special introductory rate of $19.99 with shipping and handling!
By the way, I'm surprised Futurama has yet to address the issue of genetic engineering. It was referenced off-hand by Leela and Amy in a steam room examining Fry's junk, but nothing else has been brought up. Maybe its not that funny of a topic to bring up?
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Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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By the way, I'm surprised Futurama has yet to address the issue of genetic engineering. It was referenced off-hand by Leela and Amy in a steam room examining Fry's junk, but nothing else has been brought up. Maybe its not that funny of a topic to bring up?
I daresay we can assume that was meant to be a one-time throwaway joke. When there is genetical engineering in the Future...why does nearly everyone look the way (s)he does? The characters in the show do not really appear to be the Lord's masterworks, so to speak
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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I think Fry really really realized that he has an uncontrollable penis.
Really good work.
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Frida Waterfall
Professor
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Or she pointed out that sheets can be washed. It probably never occurred to Fry, the lovable goof.
I've read that Leela herself isn't the most sanitary person either. She wears boots without socks and has been mocked so by Amy for having "sweaty boot rash". Plus, she banged Brannigan. Oh, and how can we ignore the fact she's a mutant... from the sewer. And, as a fecal matter of fact, she's even swam in Lake Mutagenic.
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