When the ship hits the fan.

[#200 :]

I feel like it still makes for a weak story.

[#201 :]

This thread is dead, it needs a pickup...



How many pickup lines from the show can you remember?

My personal favourites:
Fry: When we're together in here, baby, time will stand still.~
Leela: Wanna join the balcony club?

[#202 :]

I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[#203 :]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!

[#204 :]

"50 bucks? Not even if she was my girlfriend. You take her. "

(Come to think of it, that one was maybe the most efficient pick up line in the show.
Someone basically got the girl without even wanting her )

[#205 :]

Amy : "So while they're towing us, wanna do it?"

Also the version of this she uses in Naturama with Kif. I don't have the episode to hand, but it's the sea lion segment. The narrator says something like "the female uses subtle vocalizations to indicate her desire", and Amy just goes "Wanna do it?"

Classic Amy.

[#206 :]

"Shut up, baby. You love it."

[#207 :]

"Hello from the neck down"...

[#208 :]

"Hello from the neck down"...

I love Fry's laugh

[#209 :]

"Of all the slimy, gross crab monsters on this planet, you are apparently the hottest."

[#210 :]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

"Your Manwich!"

[#211 :]

I forgot how many of these pick-up lines were in the show.

There's... so... many... 

"Come over here and feel my velour bedspread"

[#212 :]

Almost anything uttered by Zapp.

[#213 :]

"Here...in front of your half-naked daughter, seems like a perfect time"

I also like Zapp's reaction to pick-up lines in "Zapp Dingbat":

"Well, nice to see a surprising amount of you, too, Leela"
"Leela, here's forty dollars"

[#214 :]

"What about you? You're my third choice"

"Leela, I can't help but notice you're unescorted. Might I escort you behind that bush for the next five minutes?"

"Shut up and love me,
shut up and love me..."

There's... so... many... 

[#215 :]

Excuse me, did you say "10:15 to Nutley?"

[#216 :]

U R 2 CUTE

[#217 :]

"So, what'll it be? My place...or you?"


"What?"

(in response to, "Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?")

[#218 :]

Bender : "So who's your hot dumb friend?"
Floozy Bots : "Who, me?"
Bender : "Sure, whatever."

Prison Inmate : "Hi, I'm Larry, a murder-burglar."

Morgan Proctor : "Dirty boy! Dirty boy!!"

Chaz : "Don't worry, Fry! I'll pull some strings, see if I can't get you tried as a juvenile."
Leela : "Oh, Chaz!"

Zapp : "Say, Lemon, do you like to read? I just got a book on tape. It's about life in Ancient Greece -"

[#219 :]

Wow, that really was an effective way to restart the thread o.o

Fry: I know you've rejected me a lot before but, frankly, I wasn't sure we were right for each other either. But now I am. So how 'bout a date tonight?

[#220 :]

Leela to the Moby Dick character: "So...is there a Mrs. Queequeg?"

Tasty, you ask us to quote and we go to town.

[#221 :]

i take back what i said before. i only ship myself & Fry 'cause that's the only love i know is true. i have no idea how much of Futurama is honesty & how much is pretenses

[#222 :]

"I was out fleeing some robots and the silvery moonlight glinting off their bloody claws made me think of you."

[#223 :]

Not sure if this qualifies as a pick-up line--though Fry says it in a moony-eyed way and Leela responds in kind--but I've always been partial to "Tonight, I want to not throw up--on you."

[#224 :]

Fry: Wanna join the mile deep club?
Leela: Sure

I love frys reaction, and I loled when the prof stepped in as a cock block.

ALSO
Leela: Fry I know something you can lay bare
Fry: Not now I'm tryin to listen to a physics lecture

[#225 :]

HaF, oh spluh, how can I forget good ones like those?

Not  technically pick-up lines--more like sexy retorts:

Hermaphrobot: Damn, chico! One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stoopid, stoopid?

Hermaphrobot: I'll take a three-men! Holla!

[#226 :]

OYG, I love that character! Everyone knows where s/he came from right? Or would I just be boring everybody...

[#227 :]

No not me! Where? (She has always reminded me of JohnLeguzamo.)

[#228 :]

Well basically, John DiMaggio was doing the voice(around the...office?) and the writers just ran with it. I don't believe it's based on anyone in particular or at least anyone famous. I think it's a Johnny D original
(...only because he would've mentioned it when David X axed him about it during the commentary)

[#229 :]

I didn't even know John did the voice for....her. The more you know.

[#230 :]

I didn't even know John did the voice for....her. The more you know.

Second.

[#231 :]

I didn't even know John did the voice for....her. The more you know.

Second.

"Why you so stoopid, stoopid?"

*snap, snap, snap*

Just kidding, boys.

[#232 :]

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself"
"Does that dummy have a brother"

[#233 :]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!

That's my 2nd favorite line but the best is

Bender to Fannie "I'm Bender, let's do it."

Then proceeds to make out with Fannie.

[#234 :]

Among my JD favourites:

Barbados Slim
URL
Elzar
Igner
Joey Mousepad
Sal
Rrrrrandy!
Constantine("Really? That's a dumb name, eww.")
Australian man
(Tracey Morgan)(commentaries)

I'm sure I missed many.

[edit: Oh hell, I forgot to include Hermaphrobot!]

[#235 :]

Barbados is a man-ho.

I love Hermaphrabot. Hyper Chicken is funny.

[#236 :]

I love Hermaphrabot.

Looking at your avatar, no one would have guessed

[#237 :]

Prof Hein, looking at your avatar...oh wait, you don't have one. This reminds of that scene in "Idiocracy," in the doctor's office.

"Where's your avatar??? Why come you don't have an avatar???!!!"

* sparky starts freaking out, calls security.

[#238 :]

Prof Hein, looking at your avatar...oh wait, you don't have one. This reminds of that scene in "Idiocracy," in the doctor's office.

"Where's your avatar??? Why come you don't have an avatar???!!!"

* sparky starts freaking out, calls security.

I can't watch that film without cringing. It feels like a satire-turned-premonition.

[#239 :]

I can't watch that film without cringing. It feels like a satire-turned-premonition.

It IS satire-turned-premonition.