zoidbergs,funniest thing ever.

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what do you think is the funniest thing zoidbergs ever done

[#1 :]

The apology dance

[#2 :]

coughing up?the beautiful blue pearls.

[#3 :]

Rosewell that Ends well. Each scene that he was in was awesome:

Both good, the important thing is, I'm meeting new people!

If only I had my wallet with me!

Common! Lighten up! What is this, a funeral?

[#4 :]

Driving Amy's hovercar and dressing up as Jesus.

[#5 :]

I laughed so much the first time I saw LLLIS, and he couldn't pick up that glass at the Hip Joint.

[#6 :]

(1) Cutting Fry's arm off from behind, after Fry spared his life in Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love--then reattaching it incorrectly and severing other body parts. Fry gets quiet after that last "snip-thump"--was that one his head? And was all of that...deliberate?

(2) Gardening in The Deep South. That outfit makes me scream and claw at my eyes.

(3) Anything involving those facial tentacles is funny, but the best was his "attacking the glass" in Roswell That Ends Well.

(4) Mouth-tentacle runner-up gag: "I'm sooooo into you!" from The Deep South. "Oh my," indeed!

[#7 :]

 

Originally posted by Joe25:
 ...dressing up as Jesus.

Yey! My avatar!
 

Funniest thing...Must be the scene in Roswell that Ends Well, where he 's in the lab being studied by human scientists who want to find out what he eats.

"You mean it 's free?"
-then he gorges the whole buffet-

[#8 :]

Oh, I haven't eaten since Tuesday, Animal slices, bird eggs, dry woven redds, all gone! Can I drive?

And the winner of the big car race is, HotRod Zoidberg! Chchchchchchc!
Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!

[#9 :]

 

Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
(4) Mouth-tentacle runner-up gag: "I'm sooooo into you!" from The Deep South. "Oh my," indeed!

Makes you wonder though. Farnsworth sprays his head with fish-feromones, and Zoidy's a crustacean, yet he's attracted. Some sort of interspecies mating thing? Where is Troy McClure when you need him?

Anywho, some great Zoidy-moments:

!Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love"
When he freaks out in the gym. Particular in the pool. He scares the women, and then scuttle away. "Is there a doctor in the gym? I'M A DOCTOR!!!!"

"When Aliens Attack".
When he scuttles away after the volleyball match, I nearly died laughing. And who can forget his powerhousr performance in "Single Female Layor"? "Gracias."

"Roswell That Ends Well", of course.
"So what are you guys doing to night? I'm up for what-ever."

"Time Keeps On Slipping"
"Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!" "Zoidbeeeeerg."
"So, he's not perfect. You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBEEERG!" [breaks down, and cries]"You where saying?"

[#10 :]

everything hes ever done

[#11 :]

 

Originally posted by bartman:
everything hes ever done

Including his annoying parts of "Where The Buggalo Roam"? Including "Lobstertainment"?

Mellvar: "I BEG TO DIFFER!!" [Zaps Welshy]

[#12 :]

I like it in "When Aliens Attack" where he 'goes for a scuttle'  I was laughing sooooo much when I first saw that part   

[#13 :]

his annoying parts in"were the buggalo rome"he rocked in that

[#14 :]

the part where he talks about eating the leftovers, then amy points out they were her toenail clippings and he rebuts with "a meals a meal" or something like that. oh and the jesus thing

[#15 :]

Speaking of 'When Aliens Attack', I thought that Zoidberg (and the Professor) playing volleyball was great. 

[#16 :]

 

Originally posted by BrainSluggo:

(3) Anything involving those facial tentacles is funny, but the best was his "attacking the glass" in Roswell That Ends Well.

Another great Zoidy mouth-tenticle thingy moment is when he and Hermes are stuck on the chairlift in Xmas Story and he puts the extra glove on the tenticles to keep warm.

Don't forget Zoidy pushing Hermes down the bobsled run in the same ep.

The all-time best appearance by Zoidy has got to be his introduction scene in The Series Has Landed, where he gives Fry his physical.  That was the moment when I knew I would be hooked on the show for good.

[#17 :]

I wouldnt say its so much something hes done as just something that happened around him.  In the episode where bender was sleep-bending, after he fixed his slinky and he let 'er go down the books and it burst into flames...

Man that had to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen.  And i do mean ever.

[#18 :]

Zoidberg in "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles", "Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love?", and his "Horray! I'm helping!" line in "Insane in the Mainframe" are my favorite Zoidberg moments.  I also love whenever Zoidberg does that "woopwoopwoop" thing.

But yeah, Zoidberg is usually funny in most of his scenes. 

[#19 :]

"Gracias"
nuff said

[#20 :]

Both the times Hermes accused Zoidberg of being the cause of the high electricity bills in "Hell is other robots" cracked me up! This is a witchhunt!

Edit: And how could I ever forget Yo yo yo, wazzup wazzup, give up da rock "from Why must I be a crustacean in love?"

[#21 :]

I like his lean in lines in "Insane in the Mainframe" when Fry gets knicked by the knife-
Fry: Blood? that must mean I'm a...a...
Zoidberg: Squid?
Fry: A human!
Zoidberg: Also good...

also...
"Really? I always thought u were the robit"

[#22 :]

"My god, he's dead."

[#23 :]

"Fry did it!"

and, of course,

"Reveal your mysteries to Zoidberg."

 - 30% Iron Chef

[#24 :]

YOu All forgot his best action ever...

His Scuttle !!!!!!

[#25 :]

I think everythinbg he dose is funny! 

[#26 :]

Also his performance as MASH doctor... 

[#27 :]

His scuttule was funny, i couldnt stop laughing when he kept spraying everyone with ink.

[#28 :]

I like his "robut:"

Zoidberg: Listen to me, Fry.  Just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you a robot.  After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor.  These fancy clothes do.
Fry: Negative.  I must be a robot.  Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh... lots of reasons.

Also, "You've seen me naked?"

[#29 :]

How can you guys forget when he traded all his stocks in for a sandwich and didn't even refridguate it?! But my fav quote from zoidy is:
"Good riddens to them, now Zoidburg's the popular one!" - the episode with the roomate (sry, not good on episode names). I agree with the Rosewell that ends well, that was so fuuny (all his lines in the gov. base)!

[#30 :]

I used to love Zoidberg as well, but in the 5th season, he seems to be getting really dumbed down, and some of his lines seem to be almost pointless.  Ovewrall, I think it's just that the 5th season so far hasn't been quite as good as the previous ones.  "The Why of Fry", "Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdles" and "Crimes of the Hot" were all very funny, but the others started to strain my devotion to the show.  On another note, "Jurassic Bark" wasn't that funny, it was just emotional and saddening, even though I enjoyed it.

Unfortunetly, someone already mentioned my favorite zoidberg line:  "You've still got Zoidberg..."
P.S.  It's "riddence" not riddens Leela03.    Riddens sounds too close to "rickets" and there's just no "good rickets" of any kind. :P

[#31 :]

"The Captains Table! What an honour!"

"Dammit Fry! He may have done wrong, but he's still your captain!"

"What a man! I'd follow him to hell and back I would!"   

"Then if you'll excuse me I see some ravioli that only has two shoe prints on it. Three."
           

                     -The Bird-bot of Ice-catraz

Zoidbergs face in that whole episode is great.

[#32 :]

Everything all of you mentioned, and of course, when he did that "snap" with his claws in the Lucy Lu (or however her last name is spelled) episode...you know what I mean, "Dr. Z?". The whole look he had was hysterical.

I love him and bender because they're such incredibly inhuman characters who follow totally different "rules" and can do things the rest of the cast can't (or couldn't get away with on tv) but it all manages to seem logical and they have a lot of depth for basically being terrible space monsters.

[#33 :]

I think the whole trying to court edna thing in "why must i be a crustatian in love?" was really funny

[#34 :]

His gardening antics in The Deep South, everything he does in WMIBACIL and every little thing which jokes about him being poor or hated by Hermes in random episodes lol

[#35 :]

One of the funniest lines Zoidberg has ever said in my opinnion was in 'Less Than Hero'.
Fry and Leela are testing out their super-powers and one of them is loyalty to sea creatures. So Fry shouts up the stairs;
'Hey Zoidberg, get in here'
Then faintly in the background you hear Zoidberg shout back;
'Screw you!'

For me that was one of his best moments ever 

[#36 :]

"Friends, help, a guinea pig tricked me."

Why has nobody mentioned that so far?

[#37 :]

  oh yeah lol

Love his 'Gracias' in When Aliens Attack. Even the commentators, David X Cohen i think, says thats the funniest thing hes done 

[#38 :]

 

Originally posted by Gocad:
"Friends, help, a guinea pig tricked me."

Why has nobody mentioned that so far?

I forgot  It 's one of my favourites as well.

[#39 :]

Bendin' In The Wind- when Bender's getting mauled by the magnetic can opener.
Zoidy says, "It's toe tappingly tragic." Loved that.
But Zoidberg's one of faves anyway.

-cs