Character response to...

[:]

Please don't dismiss this as just bizarre and pointless, I need these responses for a project and figured you'd be the best people to ask (you'll see why I need em soon

So if you walked up to

Leela
The Prof
Zoidberg
Hermes
Amy
Bender
Scruffy

And then

'Poked' them (annoyingly, like in the ribs)
Or just said 'Hey'

What would they reply? (the more the better)

[#1 :]

Gyro.


Or.


Wtf?

[#2 :]

OK; I'll bite.

Poke Leela        = <loud & annoyed> "Hey!"   
Poke The Prof   = "Wa, what? <5 second delay> "Ow!"
Poke Zoidberg   = <coyly>"I'll give you an hour to stop"
Poke Hermes     = "'Dat's Haile Selassie annoying, mon"
Poke Amy         =  "Ow, stop it!",
Poke Bender     = "How'd you like me to poke you in the ass, with my foot?"
Poke Scruffy     = "Scruffy says, 'ow'"
Poke Fry          =  "Stop poking me with your... poking thing, sir"

[#3 :]

I'm looking forward to JESTERRRRRRR's project, I wish I could help, but there are many, many things each character could say.

[#4 :]

gyro? i looked on urban dictionary and didnt get far.  

Thanks Tachyon, also i dont need any for fry

[#5 :]

anything will do! I need a list of them so you dont get the same response plzzzz

[#6 :]

Gyro.

gyro? i looked on urban dictionary and didnt get far. 

The first thing that springs to my mind when I hear Gyro is this line from 'The Mutants are Revolting':

'To prevent the soufflé from exploding, Bender will carry it. He's gyroscopically stable.'

[#7 :]

This is what I think of. Yum!

[#8 :]

This is what I think of. Yum!

That also reminds me of the 100th Episode of AVGN, R.O.B. the Robot. Coincidental that Gyro reminds me of two things from 100th episodes of seperate shows.

[#9 :]

That was pretty good Tachyon! I had similar responses to that.

[#10 :]

I think it's genetic.  Most people on PEEL probably share the same mutation of the NRR3 gene (Nerdlinger Syndrome)...

[#11 :]

Tachyon pretty much nailed it, but try these anyway:

Poke Leela = <angry>"What now?"
Poke The Prof = <crack>"Oh, there goes another bone…"
Poke Zoidberg = “Stop trying to steal my parasites!"
Poke Hermes = "You made me stamp outside de box, mon!"
Poke Amy = "I am not fat!",
Poke Bender = "Hey! If that‘s left a scratch…"
Poke Scruffy = "Scruffy‘s still on lunch break"

[#12 :]

Tachyon pretty much nailed it, but try these anyway:

Poke Leela = <angry>"What now?"
Poke The Prof = <crack>"Oh, there goes another bone…"
Poke Zoidberg = “Stop trying to steal my parasites!"
Poke Hermes = "You made me stamp outside de box, mon!"
Poke Amy = "I am not fat!",
Poke Bender = "Hey! If that‘s left a scratch…"
Poke Scruffy = "Scruffy‘s still on lunch break"

What about Fry?

[#13 :]

Thanks Tachyon, also i dont need any for fry

I assume Fry’s doing the poking…

[#14 :]

Thanks so far! And yes, Fry is doing the poking, OR the saying hello.. also want those

[#15 :]

What is this project exactly, JESTERRRRRRR?

[#16 :]

It's just a little Futurama game I'm making, nothing special, a bit of fun

[#17 :]

gyro? i looked on urban dictionary and didnt get far. 

Thanks Tachyon, also i dont need any for fry

Just thought gyro made as much sense as the question


Also, a mistype.

[#18 :]

Can someone quote me something Fry might say if he got hit by a taxi?

[#19 :]

Ouch.

[#20 :]

Can someone quote me something Fry might say if he got hit by a taxi?

'Well, I may not have brain smarts, but at least I have street smarts.' *Gets hit*

Taken from 'The Duh-Vinci Code' when he gets hit by a Hoverbus.

[#21 :]

ah thats good! thanks

[#22 :]

Obviously he'd say that before getting hit (or maybe after or during, I have no idea, it's your game!), so when he gets hit I'd just have a quick 'Ugh!'.