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hobbitboy

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« #40 : 07-17-2011 11:40 »

I've always been partial to:

___, your ___ fills me with sorrow, anger, fear, every emotion an actor can display.

If I could only think of some way to apply it.
Zubans

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« #41 : 07-23-2011 03:34 »

"Like my granny used to say back in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself'." - Hermies
DannyJC13

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« #42 : 07-23-2011 09:54 »
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"Like my granny used to say back in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself'." - Hermies

'YOUR GRANNY CAN GO TO HELL!'

Also, it's Hermes, not Hermies. ;)

Oh, and another quote that I always LOL at:

'Party people in the House say: *Huge Gasp*' :laff:
Morgan_G19

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« #43 : 07-26-2011 02:13 »

Was "listening" to Futurama while I was getting ready for work and I heard Zapp saying,

"Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately-attractive monkey? You must've smoked some bad granola."

:laff:
SpaceMaN

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« #44 : 07-27-2011 10:11 »

Fry: "I'm important too.  It's just the kind of importance I have, it doesn't matter if I don't do it."
coffeeBot

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« #45 : 07-29-2011 16:01 »

A quote from last night that I can see myself using quite often from now on:
"You really screwed the grandma on this one!"
Lissany

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« #46 : 07-29-2011 18:16 »

I recently watched "Parasites Lost" and was reminded of a couple of my favorites:
"Gumbercules? I LOVE THAT GUY."
I have a toddler that surprising has the qualities of Gumbercules (especially when trying to wrestle her into clothing) so this quote (along with the prior description) gets used a lot in our household.

Also, I channel surf my XM a lot and I cannot pass by a Dave Matthews Band song and not say - Yes, except the Dave Matthews does NOT rock.
DannyJC13

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« #47 : 07-29-2011 20:07 »

Leela - Is everybody in position?!
Amy - What?!
Zoidberg - Is someone talking?!
Leela - Okay, good! On three! One!
Hermes - What did she say?!
Leela - Two!
Bender - Wait, I'm not in position!
Leela - Three!
Zoidberg - I'm ready for the countdown!
Leela - I'm not hearing anyone! Abort mission!
Fry - She said GO!


I was laughing through that entire scene, but as soon as Fry says that line I started crying with laughter. :laff:
Gorky

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« #48 : 07-29-2011 21:55 »

I was mocking one of the anchors on the local news today, and I almost said "I miss Morbo." No one else watching TV with me would have had any idea what I was talking about, of course, but still.
coffeeBot

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« #49 : 07-29-2011 22:08 »

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT.
DannyJC13

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« #50 : 07-29-2011 22:41 »

Oh, another one, from the game:

Sal - Holy Jesuses!
Gorky

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« #51 : 03-02-2012 12:26 »

I saw "Bender's Big Score" last night, and this line for some reason always strikes me as 1.) funny and 2.) useful in real life (the bolded part, anyway): "Leelu is a rare, toothed female narwhal who got disoriented and washed up in Atlantic City, as we all do from time to time." That just tickles me.
Tastes Like Fry

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« #52 : 03-03-2012 02:11 »

'Don't you worry about _____ let me worry about blank.'

I used that the other day... got a strange look from a couple of people xD
Scrappylive

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« #53 : 03-03-2012 02:14 »

You're my new hero. :cool:
Tofu_Lion

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« #54 : 03-18-2012 09:07 »

"That young man gives me hope...and some other feelings that are weird and deeply confusing me."

"Sweet candelabra of La Habra LaBarbara!"
leelafan3

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« #55 : 05-18-2012 13:29 »

I 've been saying "Are we done being stupid yet " I got sent to my counslers office for using "Just slow it down I'll shoot Hitler out the window." in my world cultures class when we were on WWII
Question Machine

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« #56 : 05-18-2012 19:37 »

You got sent to the counselor's office for saying that? Wow, that's kind of ridiculous.

Lately whenever I'm at work and someone gets something finished ahead of schedule, I've been saying, "You make Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales!"
DannyJC13

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« #57 : 05-18-2012 21:22 »

You got sent to the counselor's office for saying that? Wow, that's kind of ridiculous.

Well, it depends what context it was used in.

leelafan3?
Xanfor

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« #58 : 05-18-2012 22:30 »

If another student was named Hitler the statement could have been misinterpreted.
pumpkinpie

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« #59 : 05-18-2012 22:33 »

I say "Clool" ALL  THE TIME. Like, it's replaced "cool".
UnrealLegend

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« #60 : 05-19-2012 03:08 »

So... you're just like Otis? Got it.  ;)
Question Machine

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« #61 : 05-19-2012 03:49 »

I say "Clool" ALL  THE TIME. Like, it's replaced "cool".
I don't say "clool", which is weird because I do use a lot of other Amy-isms, like "Guh" and "Buh" and "Smeesh". :laff:
Boxy Robot

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« #62 : 05-20-2012 12:49 »

Gah! I pickses the wrongs day to wears my Crocses
Onuki

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« #63 : 06-01-2012 23:18 »

you're not my breakfast friends lol
Solid Gold Bender

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« #64 : 06-17-2012 13:57 »

Is that a Breakfast Club reference? I just saw it for the first time, and yes it was amazing.
Gorky

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« #65 : 06-17-2012 17:17 »

I don't think it's a reference to anything (though, yes, The Breakfast Club is a great movie); I think it's just a silly way for the Professor to refer to his pesky employees, with whom he does not normally eat breakfast. Like, he wants to make a distinction between his Work Friends and his Breakfast Friends.

Although "Breakfast Friends" does sort of make me think of "Super Friends"; I'm picturing a passel of pajama-clad geriatrics who fight crimes committed between the hours of six and ten AM, using spoons and milk and bran muffins.
totalnerd undercanada

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« #66 : 06-17-2012 21:30 »

Or knowing the professor, they either plan or commit those crimes, rather than fighting them.
Bendersfan1221

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« #67 : 06-18-2012 01:01 »

I like to use "____ doesn't work that way. Good night!" and "Bite my shiny metal ass"! or which ever variation of that.
TheMadCapper

Fluffy
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« #68 : 06-21-2012 10:48 »
« : 06-21-2012 14:46 »

I LOLed hard when Zoidberg popped up and mentioned that he has an individual membership to the balcony club. Because a lobster proudly announcing his masturbating on the balcony is funny. Also, I'm 12.
futuRAmaMA

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« #69 : 06-26-2012 05:24 »

I've used several, but my current fave is:
 ♫ Let's go alrea-daaaaaaay ♫
TheAnvil

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« #70 : 07-11-2012 20:25 »

Bender's "No thanks" in the first episode when Leela says "WAIT" is my favorite quote ever.
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