What would they do without PE?

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Let's say...
Hermes DID hire Grunka Lunkas to work at the business and Fry, Leela, Bender, Zoidberg and Amy were fired. What would become of them? What would they do, where would they go?

[Reply #1 on:]

Leela: back to the cryogenics place after getting the proper career chip installed, pizza delivery girl, counselor at the orphanage, minor league Blernsball pitcher

Fry: back in the cryotube, pizza delivery boy, lab test subject

Bender: bending girders, hopping in a suicide booth, drinking at O'Zorgnax's, pimping, devising ways to get rich quick, living a life of crime

Zoidberg: going back to the volcano to find his medical license   , work in a sweatshop cutting fabric with his claws, a gladiator-type entertainment celeb around mating season, making fine jewelry and crab claws

Amy: back to school at Mars U, time off at the Wong Ranch, spending time with Kif and Betsy

[Reply #2 on:]

^ What he said

P.S. It was a medical degree.

[Reply #3 on:]

Oh jeez, you have to steal ALL the fame and glory, don't you cellery?

[Reply #4 on:]

First of all, Leela recquisitions Hermes a new A.  At the same time Bender steals everything of value from the PE building, before F,L,B,A, and Z zoom off in the PE ship, pausing briefly to fire on FOX studios.

[Reply #5 on:]

Bender: Primeminister of Norway.

[Reply #6 on:]

Bender: A Robot Pimp
Fry: a loser Pizza boy
Leela: work at the orphanage
Amy: Talkshow host.

[Reply #7 on:]

Heh, if Amy had a popular talk show, "Spluh" and "Clool" would become world-wide catchphrases.

[Reply #8 on:]

Globviously!
Along with:
Floops!
Martian/Cantonese Swear words,
Smeesh