zoidbergs love life

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If zoidberg were to date anyone on  the show, who do you think it should be?

[Reply #1 on:]

i love zodbig

[Reply #2 on:]

So is this FutureShockkZ guy supposed to be, like, FutureShock's fake account or something?

[Reply #3 on:]

I honestly don't know.

But surely he'd not... ya know, pick something so close to his own name. Anyhow this newb was in #fc earlier... if it's Future Shock... he's a fag?

[Reply #4 on:]

You're pretty hawt.

[Reply #5 on:]

He's not my fake account, I don't type that bad. I wouldn't bother to make a fake account anyway. Just because it has FutureShock in the title doesn't mean he's me.

[Reply #6 on:]

Haha  I'm joking guys, just wanted to see if you would rip on me. :P It's Future Shock

[Reply #7 on:]

... the hell? Shut up.

[Reply #8 on:]

Zoidberg seemed to have a chance with Edna, but she died.  Also, if you can see in the background of A Night to Remember, you can see Zoidberg is with some kind of octopus creature. 

[Reply #9 on:]

I think Zoidberg and Nibbler would make a cute pair...

[Reply #10 on:]

I'm picturing that right now...wow. I would prefer tham as master and pet but whatever.

Zoidberg should have gone with M5438 instead of Amy.

[Reply #11 on:]

Well Zoidberg IS a doctor so he should be with a super model type... but in his case I think Miss Vega 4 is a good choice.

[Reply #12 on:]

I'm picturing that right now...wow. I would prefer tham as master and pet but whatever.

I was right. The nerdy ones are the most kinky!

[Reply #13 on:]

Shut up baby I know it!

[Reply #14 on:]

I'd like to see Zoidberg date a human girl.  Preferably a black woman who's a Pam Grier type!  That would be hilarious!  They can call themselves Cleopatra Zoid! 

[Reply #15 on:]

...what

[Reply #16 on:]

 Actually, it's probably best if you don't ask.

[Reply #17 on:]

whats the name of the girl that zoidberg like in the  mating season episode cuz i think he shood date her in the show

[Reply #18 on:]

Edna???? How can he date her, she died after mating with the emperor guy!

[Reply #19 on:]

She could come back as a ghost, a sexy ghost.

Or better yet a sexy pirate ghost!

But seriously, Zoidberg shouldn't date her, he's tried that already. He should date Heather instead.

[Reply #20 on:]

No, I want to date Heather.

Zoidberg might be gay.

[Reply #21 on:]

Oh totally Heather. But first he has to perform surgery.

[Reply #22 on:]

i love zodbig

Is that some new character in the show?



This is who Zoidberg will date (he already fell in love with one once):

[Reply #23 on:]

The purposefully fuzzy camerawork in that scene bugged the crap outta me. Was it fuzzy because of the glass the lobster was in, or were they trying to do a subtle TOS thing where the camera gets out of focus when they show the a female love interest? You know what I'm talking about, whoever watches Trek!

[Reply #24 on:]

How did you know I was going to post next, futurefreak?

[Reply #25 on:]

Ahhh, no. I like Zoidberg being a hopeless loser. That's what makes him so funny.

Like Fry, (At least for most of his life.) who I felt sorry for, and I think he didn't deserve to be a loser. Not to say Zoidberg deserved to be a loser, but that's just his character. And everyone hates him (nobody loves him), he smells bad, and he's a loser. And he can't stop eatting. However many of the fans, including me love (Not inlove, at least for me, anyway since he's a cartoon character, and damn ugly, and he's the same sex as me) him for being this way.

As for Zoidberg's perfect: Food.

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The purposefully fuzzy camerawork in that scene bugged the crap outta me. Was it fuzzy because of the glass the lobster was in, or were they trying to do a subtle TOS thing where the camera gets out of focus when they show the a female love interest? You know what I'm talking about, whoever watches Trek!

It's both.  One being a parody of the other.  Hence the joke has 8 different distinct layers.  Two different combinations to the third power.

[Reply #27 on:]

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

[Reply #28 on:]

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

[Reply #29 on:]

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

It's also due to the physical nature of light bending through glass and water at varying degrees.  I already explained how that joke has 8 distinct layers.

[Reply #30 on:]

I just thought it was because the lobster was in water.

[Reply #31 on:]

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go?

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Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go?

Dunno.  Maybe it simply flows into the remainder of the body due to shock induced hypotension?

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Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go?

    

[Reply #34 on:]

You beat me to it.

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

It's also due to the physical nature of light bending through glass and water at varying degrees.  I already explained how that joke has 8 distinct layers.

I'll have to re-watch that scene.  I see your point on the light distorting the picture.  However, I thought the frame's corners turned white, picture-framing the lobster and thus, just indicating love.  If that is not the case, then your multiple joke layer thought is correct.

And it might be correct nonetheless...each joke layer being more correct than the first.

[Reply #35 on:]

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go?

To the secondary brain.

[Reply #36 on:]

 I thought that with guys it's the one on top that's the secondary brain.   

[Reply #37 on:]

No, it's the primary brain. That's why we use the secondary brain to make all the important decisions... the primary brain needs to be saved for things like analysing Zoidberg's love life.

[Reply #38 on:]

The thing that bugged me most about that scene was that Zoidberg had TEETH!  It just didn't look right and he hasn't had them since.

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The thing that bugged me most about that scene was that Zoidberg had TEETH!  It just didn't look right and he hasn't had them since.

Yes, this was in the earlier episodes, but they decided they looked too weird or "not-alien" or something and removed them.