Insanity-meter

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Simple question: Who do you think is the greater weirdo: Prof. Farnsworth or my all-time-favorite Zapp Branigan?

Ainoth

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None of them, really! On an insanity-meter, I guess they would end up like Bush and Gore.

They basically use the same methods to achieve their goals... either by sending wave after wave of men to win wars, or by sending wave after wave of crew members to deliver packages.

But the fact that Farnsworth is a mad professor, may give him a slight lead.

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Originally posted by Ricky:
None of them, really! On an insanity-meter, I guess they would end up like Bush and Gore.

THAT bad actually???? But hey, you don't call it insanity, if Farnsworth tells Fry to make sure to eat his enemy's heart?
You don't call Zapp Branigans obsession to velour insane?

There would be hundrets of other examples.

Ainoth

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Farnsworth, for definintly sure!

[Reply #4 on:]

Farnsworth is more "insane", but Zapp is more moronic.

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Farnsworth! I mean, who would want to be a guest for dinner at his place with his questionable eating habits. Human hearts, Monkeys...! He's almost as bad as Zoidberg!

Poonaniman

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I say they're equally insane, but in completely different ways.

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[This message has been edited by Ricky (edited November 30, 2000).]

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UBB doesn't support the strike tag! What is this, the middle ages?

Sweet zombie Jesus, I'll have to invent a strike-through machine. Eureka! I remember I built one last year...
Now I only need a device to make all those "this message has been edited by Ricky" go away.

[This message has been edited by Ricky (edited November 30, 2000).]

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The overstrike appeared on my computer. I don't know why you don't see it.

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I don't think Zapp is insane but I feel a bit uncomfortable to use him as my avatar since the last episode hehe.

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I think Zapps rather Insane. Mind you Professor Farnsworth does have a collection of different lengths of wire...

... I dunno. They're just as mad, crazy and insane as each other I think.

Or do I?

Yes.


Hmm....


Er....


Yes.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
The overstrike appeared on my computer. I don't know why you don't see it.

There's no such thing as an overstrike code in UBB. It doesn't appear that way, but that's because I created a gif image which looked exactly like the originally post I wrote, except I removed the     [STRIKE]we're[/STRIKE]     section with a REAL overstrike.
You should be able to see the color difference in the background.

That's how it is when you have too much spare time on your hands.

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Oh, yeah... now I see it. 

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Originally posted by Ricky:
None of them, really! On an insanity-meter, I guess they would end up like Bush and Gore.

Right, which makes Leela Ralph Nader, Free Waterfall John Hagelin, Nixon's head Pat Buchanan, and Mom Harry Brown.

By the way, why are the Libertarian candidates always named "White" (two of them) or "Green" or "Greene" or "Brown"? Is there something in their party platform that in the Libertarian America all elected officials will be named after colors? Is that why they were so pissed off at Howard Stern for running for their nomination a few years ago?

I know the American Socialist Party distinguishes itself from the Social Workers' Party by making sure that any black candidate has a made-up African name, any Jewish candidate has a made-up eastern European name ("Levinovsky" was named "Levin" until he ran for President 8 years ago), etc.

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336 to go 336 to go 336 to go 336 to go

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Learn math.

[Reply #17 on:]

Maybe he's going for the glorious 400?

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I don't care what amount I get up to as long as I made a point. Is my point clear?

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Originally posted by Ricky:
Maybe he's going for the glorious 400?

Eh. I'm already there, and it ain't particularly glorious.

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farnsworth is old n senile, which makes him somewhat insane. zapp is just nutty. i think bhind the scenes he's getting high or drunk or somethin. 

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Originally posted by Kryten:
Eh. I'm already there, and it ain't particularly glorious.

Yes, I know, but it was meant ironically.

[Reply #22 on:]

ok........whatever u say ricky..............

ciao

~futurefreak 

[Reply #23 on:]

Zapp Hands down.

[Reply #24 on:]

Prof. for sure!

[Reply #25 on:]

Professor Farnsworth.

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definetly professor farnsworth as Poonaniman said he has bad eating habits he's an idiot he forgot he invented something last year and presented the some thing as last year. zapp is just a pethetic loser who always gets rejected by girls and hes even more of an idiot then the professer

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I think the Professor is more insane.  Look at those inventions he came up with.  Zapp on the other hand is just a middle aged, burned out, washed up ne'er-do-well who nobody likes. 

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Professor Farnsworth. Two words. Doomsday Devices.

(Is it just me or is reviving dead threads a new trend now?)

[Reply #29 on:]

I'd also have to go with the Professy.

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prof farnsworth.

also way to bump a 6 year old thread ecyobsemaj.

[Reply #31 on:]

well most people hav said professor farnsworth so the most insane person is professor farnsworth

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Yup would have to go with the professor on that one.

[Reply #33 on:]

exactly

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Professor definately, Zapp isn't really that mad just stupidly full of him self while at the same time making little sense

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farnsworth? Agreed.

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Agreed.  At least by me.

Prof. F. is brilliant, but pretty much bonkers.  At least by 21st century standards.  Maybe he's normal in the 31st century.  Naw, considering the rest of the cast, Farnsworth's still several rings short of Saturn.  Then again, his bonkateriousness is what fuels his genius.

Zapp is just a moron.  And unlike Fry, Zapp has no respect for intelligence, women, or the intersection between the two.  He's all about the velour, baby....