weird lobster like zoidburg except female

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i got bored and watched why must i be a crustation in love and the lobster chick has leelas hair as a wrap sorry but you probably knew that already but not me

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   i got bored and watched why must i be a crustation in love

Did you think of seeking professional help before resorting to such drastic measures?

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i got bored and watched why must i be a crustation in love and the lobster chick has leelas hair as a wrap sorry but you probably knew that already but not me

• Your posts make my eyes bleed.
• Please learn and use proper English.
• Please don't write run-on sentences.
• Please use capitalization.
• Please use punctuation.
• I won't even mention spelling.
• Please do not misunderstand: I don't say this to flame you, I say it because your posts are genuinely difficult to read, and I want to encourage you (with gentle urgency) to improve your writing.

I know you’ve been posting since September ’09, but just in case no one has done it yet:
Welcome to our little piece of the Internet, or "Nerd-vana.” We call it P.E.E.L.
Just hang your coat on a peg, step in, and follow the chanting...
Someone will come ‘round to show you the secret handshake...
I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...

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That's what I like about P.E.E.L. Lots of friendly people willing to share their knowledge of the posting (dark) arts with the unfortunate newbies who wander too close to the edge and fall into this space.
Is the secret handshake a masonic thing or a Epsilon Rho Rho thing?

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Woah! Where'd this sandwich come from?  Brochure!?

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Is the secret handshake a masonic thing or a Epsilon Rho Rho thing?

Well... I could tell you... but then I'd have to shoot you... 
Oy! And the paperwork...

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Sounds exciting and perilous. Exciting for you perilous for me.

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   6.  I won't even mention spelling.

You won't even mention what?

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   6.  I won't even mention spelling.

You won't even mention what?

Aww, you preserved the formatting in the quote. I'm touched.
Or so they tell me...
I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...

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 Well, not so much 'preserve' as 'recreate'.

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Well, not so much 'preserve' as 'recreate'.

[*Shrug*]
Same same.
I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...

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thanks for the advice,just  I'm sorry for my grammar.I will try to do better

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thanks for the advice,just  I'm sorry for my grammar.I will try to do better

See?
You're doing better already.

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My grammar and spelling are o.k. I just need to work on my content.

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 Why?

 Aren't you content with your content?

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I know I'm not (with my own, that is)...

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Aren't you content with your content?

     

I'll just... ooze back out under the door now...

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 Why?

 Aren't you content with your content?

No. And don't try to get contentious with me, you jug hugger.

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   And don't try to get contentious with me, you jug hugger.

  … says the guy who's avatar is about to amputate it's own arm.

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thanks I'll try to keep good gramar online.