Favorite Futurama Quotes

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Ok, i've been browsing the <Main Character X> Favorite Quote threads, but some of my favorites are some of the 1 liners from supporting characters.  I haven't seen a general post on it, so lets hear some of your favorite quotes from Futurama without emphasis on a specific character.  

One that tops my list is from Morbo.

Morbo: ……and that’s why the third graders at PS139 are Morbo’s “Vermin Of The Week”.

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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass

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One of my favourites is from "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" by the lovely Linda.

*Morbo spins around on his chair and falls off*
"hahaha - you fell!"

So simple, but the way Tress MacNeil does that line is just so amazing. Gotta love her.

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Over quoted but still one of the best


Hedonism Bot:  I  apologize for nothing!

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 "Fry, why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?"

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Fry: I've NOT heard of them!

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Bender: "I can't keep running people over, I'm not famous enough to get away with it"

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One of my favourites is from "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" by the lovely Linda.

*Morbo spins around on his chair and falls off*
"hahaha - you fell!"

So simple, but the way Tress MacNeil does that line is just so amazing. Gotta love her.

I always rewind that scene at least twice every time I watch "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid." Such a ridiculous, hilarious moment.

Speaking of really funny Tress MacNeille readings...

The Grand Midwife: I will now take my leave. I live here, so I won't actually be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me anymore.

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It's got to be Fry in 'The Lesser of Two Evils"
Leela: I don't know which one to shoot!
Fry: Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

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I have to agree that a lot of the one-liners are great.  As for me, I'll probably have to  go with my signature.  In case I end up changing it, it's:

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

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Two of my favorite bits from "Amazon Women in the Mood"--in both instances, it's the reading that kills me...

Thog: But they make fun women's basketball.
Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
Ornik: Yes. They still laugh.
Femputer: The men must die.

And:

Guard #1: How Tonk look?
Guard #2: Tonk look good. Me fat.
Guard #1: No, you look good. Tonk fat.

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Morbo: I forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man with a hat.
Linda: It's a T. It says, 'Tuh'!
Morbo: Hello little man! I WIll DESTROY YOU!

also just plain, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

and, "That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!!!"

and, "I can't die! There's too many things I don't own!"

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From "Lethal Inspection":

Bender: We're just a stone's throw from Tijuana. See?
Voice: Dios mio, a rock has fallen here, in the outskirts of Tijuana.
Bender: Is it within the city limit?
Voice: I think yes.
Bender: Told you!

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"We'll have to bring her around again..."

No words...everything that ever was, is and will be...reduced to a bored pull of a lever. If that's not the greatest thing ever, I don't know what is.

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"That was the old Fry.....he's dead now."

"Oh the vast unimaginable emptiness!" (shakes empty beer can)

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'No I'm..... Doesn't!'

'Did Everything just Taste Purple for a Second?'

'Bite my Red Hot glowing Ass!'

'Bite my Colossal Metal Ass!'

'Bite my Shiney Metal Hat!'

The last one made me Laugh out Loud when I actually watched it. XD

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"Fry, Fry, You're missing the Dinosaurs!"

"It's Okay, they're not Going anywhere. Hey where'd they go?"

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"Just slow it down, I'll shoot Hitler out the window."

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   'Bite my Red Hot glowing Ass!'

   'Bite my Colossal Metal Ass!'

'Bite my Glorious Golden Ass!'

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   'Bite my Red Hot glowing Ass!'

   'Bite my Colossal Metal Ass!'

'Bite my Glorious Golden Ass!'

'Lick my frozen metal ass!'