Do you think MOM is hot?

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I had neglected to vote; thx for the reminder.  (Bad Tachy!)  Mom is rather cute for a younger woman (younger than me, in any case).

[Reply #81 on:]

She doesn't look so bad in the skintight antagonist clothes, but no, not really.

I mean, 16 feet!? That's simply too much for neutron laser-shooting kitten toys!

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I mean, 16 feet!? That's simply too much for neutron laser-shooting kitten toys!

Filthy toothless nerd!

[Reply #83 on:]

For her age, Mom's got a rockin' bod.

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For her age, Mom's got a rockin' bod.

I'm sure she's had several rounds of reconstructive surgery, and probably some replacement parts. In fact, she may well have the sexual equipment of a teenager* (which would explain Farnsworth's constant willingness to do the driest, wrinkliest, horizontal tango in future history), and if I was a hundred and eighty I suppose I'd find her about as desirable as anything else.

Speaking as somebody who isn't even forty yet, I don't find elephant skin rugs all that attractive, personally.
*Literally or figuratively. Either is possible in the Futuramaverse.

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[Reply #86 on:]

In a word? No.

In two words? Fuck No.

[Reply #87 on:]

I'd guess that sex with Mom would involve lots of slapping, which makes my answer a resounding no.

[Reply #88 on:]

Eh. I'd try anything once. The downside is that I feel like she wouldn't tell me what the safe word is.

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I'd guess that sex with Mom would involve lots of slapping, which makes my answer a resounding no.

After reading this I assumed you meant wrinkly skin slapping on the other person's skin. But then I realised you meant slapping as in a slap to the face.

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I think you meant

[Reply #92 on:]

Yes. I did.

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[Reply #93 on:]

It's like saying you think a limp phallus is hot.

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limp phallus

I love that band!