Do you think MOM is hot?

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While watching Bender's Game again it dawned on me that MOM may just be kinda hot.

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They still don't have some sort of "cure" for Menopause in the future?

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   While watching Bender's Game again it dawned on me that MOM may just be kinda hot.

Why?

Also where is the "No, in spite of loving older women." option in the poll?

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nah, i'm fond of women who only have two digits in their age and aren't intensely wrinkled and don't look as ancient as the pyramids of giza.

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ya but she is very dominatrix style.  Some guys dig that I hear.  And she may be too old to be a cougar, but maybe she was once

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Mom wasn't bad-looking in the various flashbacks we've seen to date.

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haha but I cannot help but think of "two elephant skin rugs" and want to gag

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Mom is a foooooox.

I mean

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haha but I cannot help but think of "two elephant skin rugs" and want to gag

  Thanks for the visual.  Now I'll have to sleep with a night light on...

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You can sleep with that image in your head?

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Skin like a dead elephant and a personality about as charming as hydrochloric acid to the face?

What's not to love?  I do like how Farnsworth keeps falling prey to her dusty charms.  Always good for a laugh.

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You can sleep with that image in your head?

haha lord knows I had a hard time! But what about the stretch marks, or is there a cream for that in the future?

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haha lord knows I had a hard time! But what about the stretch marks, or is there a cream for that in the future?

There is but they like to use the flabby skin as storage.

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While watching Bender's Game again it dawned on me that MOM may just be kinda hot.

I think YOUR Mum is hot.

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My mom is hot. . .

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Your grandmother is hot,

mmm flabby arm skin.

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GILF!

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ZILF!

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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ad hominem

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Source?

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Citation needed.

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Reported!

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ad hominem!!!!1

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Strawman.

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Reported.

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ad hominem!

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ad nauseam

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Yeah I think this has gone on long enough seeing as how everything has been used twice by now.

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Stop being such a hypocrite and leave me alone! You're only attacking me because you don't want Ralph to hate you!!!!  

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ah don't cry!

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Stop being such a hypocrite and leave me alone! You're only attacking me because you don't want Ralph to hate you!!!! 

Ralph hates everyone. Even the people he likes.

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Not me. I'm his comically-mismatched buddy, like in every 1970's cop show.

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   Not me. I'm his comically-mismatched buddy, like in every 1970's cop show.

Even Barney Miller?

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Only if you find racial mismatching comical. And if so, you're a bigot and I spit upon you!
Nah, you're okay, but just try to be more tolerant in future.

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I'm hot

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Mom is hot, only if you like dried up, hagged out nasty tempered old women.  Coldy, your thoughts?