How do you think it would taste?

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A thing I've been wondering over a lot is; how Slurm would taste in real life. think about it, when you hear and see Slurm, what flavor are you associating to ?
When I hear "Slurm" I think about some sour tasting  Dr.pepper-ish flavor, thickness like water, maybe lots of caffeine in aswell..

Please tell me your associations  .

[Reply #1 on:]

Really good.

[Reply #2 on:]

I've always thought it might have a Dr. Pepper taste too. I also think it might have a hint of Vimto to it!

[Reply #3 on:]

Maybe because of the color, I think is vaguely fruity, really sugary, and somewhat viscous.

[Reply #4 on:]

Like a Mountain Dew Slurpee, probably because of the colour.

[Reply #5 on:]

My idea is probably not as fizzy as coke, highly addictive, rather smooth but can be rather hard. Goes down well, depending on the condition its in. If it's hot: smooth. If it's cold, rather hard.

[Reply #6 on:]

I always pictured it as a mountain dew taste.

[Reply #7 on:]

Same as Squishies on the Simpsons.

[Reply #8 on:]

Both deliver major brain freeze.

[Reply #9 on:]

I think this may just be the most unintentionally dirty thread title ever. Right on, Scruffy@Jail.

As for Slurm: I think it would taste like Mountain Dew, only a wee bit more tangy. Oh, and it'd have the consistency of honey. Basically, it'd be the least refreshing beverage imaginable. Doesn't mean I would buy about seven hundred cases of it, though.

[Reply #10 on:]

It would taste like ink, because it's an animated fictional beverage.

[Reply #11 on:]

Thank god for italics--otherwise, your very subtle point might have been lost on me.

You're saying that Slurm isn't real, right?

[Reply #12 on:]

That's the general gist.

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In that case, you're quite insightful, coldy. Although it seems to me that making the "Futurama is fiction" argument is kind of futile; I mean, I for one didn't join a Futurama message board because I have a deep appreciation for *shudder* reality.

Semi-topic: I bought a deck of Futurama playing cards about four years ago, and they came in a cannister made up to look like a can of Slurm. For what it's worth, the cards were unfulfilling taste-wise: too much cardboard, not enough hot sauce.

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A thing I've been wondering over a lot is; how Slurm would taste in real life...

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[Reply #15 on:]

That happens a lot.

[Reply #16 on:]

well I drink slurm cos It tastes to me like duff beer and It's very good

[Reply #17 on:]

Slurm doesn't exist. I think even you would know that.

[Reply #18 on:]

Is leelasbluehair on drugs or just trying to get attention?

[Reply #19 on:]

Probably tastes like the original recipe for Coke, back when they used to put cocaine in it (yes, really). Explains why it's so popular.

[Reply #20 on:]

Surprised Coca-Cola hasn't been persecuted for that. SOFT DRINK IS DRUGS.

[Reply #21 on:]

I'm on drugs

[Reply #22 on:]

You drink coke then.

[Reply #23 on:]

I thought it would be thicker than Dr Pepper, but a similar taste.

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Like Wumpus berries that look like a cross between blueberries and grapes. Maybe some honey flavor overtones too, since it's "processed" through a slug. The Wumpus berries might have evolved an addictive substance like tobacco or poppies to promote their survival. Can't think of anything phyically addictive to humans that isn't plant based.

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I think Slurm would taste like sugary carbonated slime. 

[Reply #26 on:]

I would like it to taste like 7up.

[Reply #27 on:]

...but 7up is a clear drink. If you would choose it to tase like 7up, why not sprite?

[Reply #28 on:]

I've always thought that slurm would taste somewhat grape-ish with a bit of a bitter after taste (like Monster!!) and be really thick, like a mixture of honey and coke. And it would be carbonated.

[Reply #29 on:]

I prefer 7-up to Sprite and I only mentioned that I would like it to have the taste not the colour.

[Reply #30 on:]

I dont see the difference between 7-up and sprite Arachno-spores

[Reply #31 on:]

7up has a different taste to it that you can tell it from Sprite.

[Reply #32 on:]

I just class them as the same and i like sprite more.

[Reply #33 on:]

Wow... an argument about the taste carbonated beverages that are equally as crappy vomit-worthy... that taste the same. I find this amusing.

[Reply #34 on:]

Sprite taste like cheap normal lemonade and 7up has a refreshing lemon and lime flavour and it tastes better, maybe its the way they make it.

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Is it true that an actual drink called Slurm is going to be released? I'm surprised I haven't seen any Duff Beer to promote The Simpsons.
Basically, as we learnt from the Willy Wonka parody, Slurm is think green sugary slime which is highly addictive.
But why start a thread with a question when you know you will never get a real answer?
Coldangel_1 had a point. It has no taste at all, because it is not real.

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It would be funny if in the future we found Planet Wormulon, or however it's spelled, and found the worms and the queen could make Slurm! But one day a message is sent to Wormulon from the Fox Network telling them to buy the rights to look like Futurama Characters, use the name of a planet in Futurama and to create a beverage based on one from Futurama, or be taken to court for breaking copyright laws!

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if slurm exsisted it probly wouldnt taste very good i wouldnt go by what fry thinks tastes good,'Give me a thorax and some feelers'  hmmm yum? and maybe the reason fry drinks it so much not coz it tastes great but coz its so addictive

[Reply #38 on:]

I think it'd taste like "Kickapoo"

err... I wonder if that is just a local soft drink for me... cause I'm not entirely sure. Too lazy to google

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Slurm is green and viscous, made from questionable ingredients, and makes your teeth fall out.  Thats about as good a description of Mountain Dew as you can get.